God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 Comments
283 Responses to “God is not Noodly”
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Its true.. God is not noodly! However, FSM is not “God” he is the creator as God is a person in the Christian Religion.
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I think we have a potential entry for the Turner Prize here. Much more creative than the broken fluoro that won a couple of years ago.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Crap Art
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More –really really lame– hatemail! FSM be praised. (Oh, and btw, he is SO noodly.)
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Mmm, I prefer the other T-shirt designs, this one looks crappy, no style at all…
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Best. Hatemail. Evar.
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I am just so impressed, because, you know, it’s just SO original.
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Can you sue for defecation? Er’
I mean defamation… yeah that’s what I meant!
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This is not exactly what i meant when i said we needed more hate mail…
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It’s not really hatemail you now.. take a look on “religion…positive overall?” I think. There’s a link to a flickr site…
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Singe Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Best. Hatemail. Evar.
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Ramen! Singe, Ramen!
It’s at the highest level of xtian thought process, short and to the point!
Just the way I like it!
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Is that it? Lame lame lame!
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Wench Nikkiee,
YES YES YES!
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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arggh!
http://www.mektek.net/j2k/temp/pluto.jpg
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Thats all the proofs I need!
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News just in: The official Fund A Mental campaign is well underway. Guess where ?
“Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28308
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“”My daughter’s schoolbooks tell her that we live in a world ruled by disorder,” said Knox Heflin, one of several dozen fundamentalists who spoke out against the teaching of the law at a Statesboro (GA) School Board hearing. “That’s a direct contradiction of what it says in the Bible, about how everything is going to get better, and we’ll all live happily up in heaven after the End Times.”"
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Funny thing here, I brought this exact question up, at MY daughters, last school board meeting, word for word! I wanted to know!
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Well, everybody had cans of soda pop, and paper wrapped straws.
They shot the paper wads at me and said… SIT DOWN PETER!
YOU’RE BEING AN ASSHOLE!!! :-(
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“”The only ‘heat death’ Jesus ever mentioned is the one that sinners will suffer for all eternity in the Lake of Fire,” said Indianola (MS) School Board president Bernice McCallum. “Now more than ever, we need to hear what the Bible has to say about our public schools’ physical-science curricula.”"
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And sometimes I worry I’m saying something, stupid? When I post here.
Not no more!
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He looks pretty Noodly to me!
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I was REEEEAAAALY hoping for some fundy to be spouting off lies about our Noodly Master. Ah well, I guess you can’t have your ramen and eat it too.
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God is definitely not noodly; however, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (who created the universe and your god as well) is quite noodly. Bless his Pasta Self!
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@That news article.
Good FSM.
Stupid people need to STOP. BREEDING.
@Hatemail.
…well, it’s more creative then usual?
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CapnSkittle
Jan 16th, 2007 at 1:26 am
@That news article.
Good FSM.
Stupid people need to STOP. BREEDING
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Capn, its the only thing they are good at.
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Erm – guys…..
This might be my fault – I linked to this from Flickr on another thread – see Jingles comment above – it is NOT hate mail – the description on the photo says it was done in response to his friend who was going to a fancy dress party as the FSM, and he had already said he was going as God, so he thought he’d do some placards – please don’t slag him off – it was just a joke!
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problem is, stupid people are mainly only attractive to other stupid people, and due to genetics, evolution and so on we end up with even more stupid people. Due to their stupidity they don’t stop breeding either. eventually we drown, in a single massive stupid biomass….
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this needs to be fought now, we need to fight back with intelligence. I’m ready to do my duty and breed with some witty, intelligent, wenches. It’ll be a hardship but i’ll sacrifice my personal feelings for the good of the planet.
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Such galantry Navigator Spider! You truely are a dedicated Pirate ;)
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@Booty Jan 16th, 2007 at 3:10 am
You’ll have to explain to him Booty.
RAmen
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i realise that my previous post was just bordering on the arrogant in assuming i’m not stupid. apologies there, shall we start with dinner (pasta and beer of course) so you can make your own mind up? (when did you last here that from a fundi?)
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd
If stupid people didn’t breed then we wouldn’t have been blessed with the humour of Bill Hicks. May FSM rest his soul with the strippers & the beer.
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There just needs to be a balance between stupid people, rational people, & people who couldn’t care less. Then we can all have a laugh at stupid people (even the stupid people themselves, since they don’t know that they’re the ones being laughed at.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Interbreeding
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Oh Spider, I am already taken, and beside I have done my breeding bit – highly overrated – I’ll stick with the just having sex bit if that is OK with everybody.
Good Luck though!
Go to it Pirate! :)
@ Nikkiee – Wah! I don’t want to have to go and comment on his photo and tell him I’ve got him into trouble! Bollocks!
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OK – I fessed up – better e-mail Bobby too I guess…
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hearty laughs here. but what photo?
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I really think Prophet Bobby should get this pic of Pirate Captain Bly up on a thread. I love it :)
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/14/a-scientist-converts-evidence-of-his-children.htm
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@Thor Jan 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Here are your instructions:
http://thor-acle.blogspot.com
I’m looking for you!
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Wench Nikkiee Jan 16th, 2007 at 4:24 am
I really think Prophet Bobby should get this pic of Pirate Captain Bly up on a thread. I love it :)
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/14/a-scientist-converts-evidence-of-his-children.htm
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@Thor Jan 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Here are your instructions:
http://thor-acle.blogspot.com
I’m looking for you!
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The one on top of this thread spider.
Catch you all later :)
RAmen
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The “God is not Noodly” is an image from Flickr, which is an on-line photo album site.
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Arrrr!! That is a bold statement from a fool!!
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@News article featuring fundies
“Why can’t disorder decrease over time instead of everything decaying?” asked Jim Muldoon of Emporia, KS. “Is that too much to ask? This is our children’s future we’re talking about.”
Is it me, or does this guy think that repealing the law will ACTUALLY CHANGE THE UNIVERSE??? My head hurts….
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It is sad that our detractors equate or Noodly Master with “God”. Their ability to comprehend the world in which they live is terribly limited. I hope and pray and drink beer so that they will one day awake and taste the pasta and rejoice in the delicious life made possible by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Seriously how much time did you spend on that? Anyway what does he look like to you? Penne? Looks like noodles to me…
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Erm – guys…..
This might be my fault – I linked to this from Flickr on another thread – see Jingles comment above – it is NOT hate mail – the description on the photo says it was done in response to his friend who was going to a fancy dress party as the FSM, and he had already said he was going as God, so he thought he’d do some placards – please don’t slag him off – it was just a joke!
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@ Third_Eye_Patch: the onion is a satirical website, to my understanding, mate. i made that mistake first time too.
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Booty,
They can make that argument when they’re drinking their flat low quality lager and watching ugly strippers.
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@Homo narrans
Oh thank the FSM!!!
That I actually fell for it tells me something about the fundies though…
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My family would love that sign.
But, while I respect the opinion ofmy Christian oppresors, I must say that they really need to tune their skills in paint.
RAmen
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Our god (lower-case) is noodly. It is written plain and simple in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
GOD or God, the el-cheapo egocentrist Christian excuse for a name for their deity, isn’t.
Both are gods. One of them, the noodly one, has a much more imaginative name, which does not lead to confusion for when Hawking speaks of the mind of God à la pantheist…
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ah, someone tell me the great Booty isn’t infallable! Well, everone makes mistakes. Except me ;)
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HOW DARE YOU!!!!! THE WRATH OF THE PIRATE PEOPLE WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOUR NON-NOODLY DOMEPIECE!!!!
FOOL!!!!!
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Third_eye_patch. I keep reading all this stuff about the second law of thermodynamics. Creationists stating that it’s proof god exists because, otherwise, more complex systems wouldn’t exist as the second law states that chaos is the lowest energy state for a system. Haven’t they seen the sun? That honking great fusion reactor spewing out energy!
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A professor of thermodynamics at Leeds University (for shame!!) even spouts the same BS to his students! He’s a creationist!
FSM help us!
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