Josh,
I do believe in the development and evolution of language but the question here is: Is He noodly or is He pasta-ly. I don’t think we should using contractions of noodle to describe Him or His appendenges. Have you ever heard of anyone having noodles & meatballs? Or noodles & meat sauce? Of course not. That would be utterly ridiculous! It’s spaghetti & meatballs or spaghetti & meat sauce. I vote for vermicelli-ly apendage. Yes, “Touched By HIS Vermicelli-ly Apendage”. I like the sound of that.
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Peter Popoff -
Feb 16th, 2007
I’m a very pastaly person!
I like it!
Ramen
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The FSM loves you -
Feb 16th, 2007
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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Peter Popoff -
Feb 16th, 2007
The FSM loves you Feb 16th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
.
That is a very Spaghettish question!
I like that too, Also!
Ramen
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Red DutchPasta Kidd -
Feb 16th, 2007
I don’t think He minds us saying Noodly. As long as we are pirates and wenches. He is a pretty laid-back deity, unlike some others I could mention. And it just sounds better.
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The FSM loves you -
Feb 16th, 2007
You know, I think even linguinish would do. You know, I think the FSM is cool with any type of pasta.
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SunlakeDude -
Feb 16th, 2007
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
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Peter Popoff -
Feb 16th, 2007
SunlakeDude,
I did hear about this group of homeless people in NY city.
Who have built an entire neighborhood out of empty Ragu sauce cartons.
They were offered shelter by some charity, but declined saying they felt spaghettilicous where they were.
I’m not sure if that’s some sort of Spaghettistory they have there.
But it might be.
Ramen
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EnDominues -
Feb 23rd, 2007
acutally, it could be noodley
yum
RAmen
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LOL -
Apr 3rd, 2007
YES HE IS! XD
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Pastafarians sell to minors! -
Apr 16th, 2007
Not to encourage the land lubbers, but this is the best hatemail I’ve seen! Arrgh!
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what the fuck.. -
Apr 26th, 2007
dudes.. this is absolutw bullshit.. i mean COME ON!! come to your senses.
HE IS NOODLY!! who ever decieves that will perish in the depths of noodlyness-ness
RAMEN!!
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Demonic Duck -
May 5th, 2007
z0mg! blasphemy!!11
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Ûž -
May 5th, 2007
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is noodly almost by definition.
RAmen.
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Ûž -
May 5th, 2007
I’ve just worked out a new proof the God exists and is the flying spaghetti monster.
.
If God can do everything, it must be possible for him to make the ultimate creator the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
.
However the flying spaghetti monster is too powerful to be created and therefore God can not create him unless God himself is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
.
QED.
God exists and is the FSM.
.
RAmen
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Sax -
May 7th, 2007
if you dont know what your god looks like couldnt he technically look like spaghetti?
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shenqua -
May 9th, 2007
ALL OF YOU ARE BIBLE HUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Wench Nikkiee -
May 9th, 2007
@shenqua
I think you’ll find that most here prefer various varieties of deserts or rump.
Hmm…maybe a few, the occasional sheep or giraffe. Oh pineapples too. :)
Haven’t really heard of any Pastafarians humping bibles yet. Not saying it hasn’t happened. None of my business really. :)
However I do believe the bible humping thing is left up to the fund a mentals. :))
RAmen
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Wench Nikkiee -
May 9th, 2007
Oh shenqua….forgot to mention *whispers*….”your caps lock is in the on position.”
RAmen
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frannybillybobinatractor -
Jun 22nd, 2007
excuse me, i very much respect your ideas, views and beliefs, but how do you know that “god is not noodly”?! huh?
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d4m4$74 -
Jul 26th, 2007
uber lame
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angryyoungatheist -
Jul 26th, 2007
they’re just jealous because we know what our gods look like. i wonder if this wizard of microsoft paint has ever considered looking up hinduism.
that would keep him busy pointing out to millions of people the flaws in a few thousand of their gods.
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Alchemist -
Aug 20th, 2007
Thread Revival!
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Lilith♥ -
Aug 20th, 2007
Yeah, let’s keep them alive!
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just some follower of the FSM -
Aug 20th, 2007
SunlakeDude Feb 16th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
I know those places exist. there are lots of them in the world, they are called bar’s/taverns/inns/whatever. and there’s lots of GROG!!!. and if you’re lucky they got spaghetti
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Alchemist -
Aug 20th, 2007
ya! What ever you said!
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Stan -
Aug 20th, 2007
Any nuts?
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Alchemist -
Aug 20th, 2007
Lots of nuts Stan!
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therussmeister -
Nov 28th, 2007
I hate those A-noodlyists. They think they know everything!
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luv jain -
Apr 8th, 2009
u r DICKLESS!!!
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CaptainFreddy -
Dec 28th, 2009
Hi everyone,
My name is Freddy and I’ve wasted nearly a month of my life on this place ;-) I found it after being recommended by a few friends who have been hanging out here for quite some time.
I am a writer, graphics artist, photographer and just about anything else that comes up around the office. Aside from the above interests i’m really into scifi as I know that is so much more out there to be discovered, and a feeling that the universe is just teaming with life.
Well, I hope that I get to know more people here, share some experience and start learning. Have a greay day!
Like or Dislike: 40
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Brenden da Pirate -
Jan 16th, 2010
i thought this was w/ da FSM at first. cuz, “GOD” is not noodly, but, of course FSM is. lol i was so confusined until after the 50th comment or so. anyhow peace
-RAmen,
-Brenden
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Josh,
I do believe in the development and evolution of language but the question here is: Is He noodly or is He pasta-ly. I don’t think we should using contractions of noodle to describe Him or His appendenges. Have you ever heard of anyone having noodles & meatballs? Or noodles & meat sauce? Of course not. That would be utterly ridiculous! It’s spaghetti & meatballs or spaghetti & meat sauce. I vote for vermicelli-ly apendage. Yes, “Touched By HIS Vermicelli-ly Apendage”. I like the sound of that.
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
I’m a very pastaly person!
I like it!
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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0 
0
The FSM loves you Feb 16th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
.
That is a very Spaghettish question!
I like that too, Also!
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I don’t think He minds us saying Noodly. As long as we are pirates and wenches. He is a pretty laid-back deity, unlike some others I could mention. And it just sounds better.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You know, I think even linguinish would do. You know, I think the FSM is cool with any type of pasta.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
SunlakeDude,
I did hear about this group of homeless people in NY city.
Who have built an entire neighborhood out of empty Ragu sauce cartons.
They were offered shelter by some charity, but declined saying they felt spaghettilicous where they were.
I’m not sure if that’s some sort of Spaghettistory they have there.
But it might be.
Ramen
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0 
0
acutally, it could be noodley
yum
RAmen
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0 
0
YES HE IS! XD
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
Not to encourage the land lubbers, but this is the best hatemail I’ve seen! Arrgh!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
dudes.. this is absolutw bullshit.. i mean COME ON!! come to your senses.
HE IS NOODLY!! who ever decieves that will perish in the depths of noodlyness-ness
RAMEN!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
z0mg! blasphemy!!11
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is noodly almost by definition.
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’ve just worked out a new proof the God exists and is the flying spaghetti monster.
.
If God can do everything, it must be possible for him to make the ultimate creator the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
.
However the flying spaghetti monster is too powerful to be created and therefore God can not create him unless God himself is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
.
QED.
God exists and is the FSM.
.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
if you dont know what your god looks like couldnt he technically look like spaghetti?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
ALL OF YOU ARE BIBLE HUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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0
@shenqua
I think you’ll find that most here prefer various varieties of deserts or rump.
Hmm…maybe a few, the occasional sheep or giraffe. Oh pineapples too. :)
Haven’t really heard of any Pastafarians humping bibles yet. Not saying it hasn’t happened. None of my business really. :)
However I do believe the bible humping thing is left up to the fund a mentals. :))
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Oh shenqua….forgot to mention *whispers*….”your caps lock is in the on position.”
RAmen
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0
excuse me, i very much respect your ideas, views and beliefs, but how do you know that “god is not noodly”?! huh?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
uber lame
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0 
0
they’re just jealous because we know what our gods look like. i wonder if this wizard of microsoft paint has ever considered looking up hinduism.
that would keep him busy pointing out to millions of people the flaws in a few thousand of their gods.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Thread Revival!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Yeah, let’s keep them alive!
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0 
0
SunlakeDude Feb 16th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
I know those places exist. there are lots of them in the world, they are called bar’s/taverns/inns/whatever. and there’s lots of GROG!!!. and if you’re lucky they got spaghetti
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ya! What ever you said!
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Any nuts?
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Lots of nuts Stan!
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0
I hate those A-noodlyists. They think they know everything!
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0
u r DICKLESS!!!
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Hi everyone,
My name is Freddy and I’ve wasted nearly a month of my life on this place ;-) I found it after being recommended by a few friends who have been hanging out here for quite some time.
I am a writer, graphics artist, photographer and just about anything else that comes up around the office. Aside from the above interests i’m really into scifi as I know that is so much more out there to be discovered, and a feeling that the universe is just teaming with life.
Well, I hope that I get to know more people here, share some experience and start learning. Have a greay day!
Like or Dislike:
4 
0
i thought this was w/ da FSM at first. cuz, “GOD” is not noodly, but, of course FSM is. lol i was so confusined until after the 50th comment or so. anyhow peace
-RAmen,
-Brenden
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