God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 Comments
283 Responses to “God is not Noodly”
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Josh,
I do believe in the development and evolution of language but the question here is: Is He noodly or is He pasta-ly. I don’t think we should using contractions of noodle to describe Him or His appendenges. Have you ever heard of anyone having noodles & meatballs? Or noodles & meat sauce? Of course not. That would be utterly ridiculous! It’s spaghetti & meatballs or spaghetti & meat sauce. I vote for vermicelli-ly apendage. Yes, “Touched By HIS Vermicelli-ly Apendage”. I like the sound of that.
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I’m a very pastaly person!
I like it!
Ramen
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How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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The FSM loves you Feb 16th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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That is a very Spaghettish question!
I like that too, Also!
Ramen
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I don’t think He minds us saying Noodly. As long as we are pirates and wenches. He is a pretty laid-back deity, unlike some others I could mention. And it just sounds better.
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You know, I think even linguinish would do. You know, I think the FSM is cool with any type of pasta.
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Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
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SunlakeDude,
I did hear about this group of homeless people in NY city.
Who have built an entire neighborhood out of empty Ragu sauce cartons.
They were offered shelter by some charity, but declined saying they felt spaghettilicous where they were.
I’m not sure if that’s some sort of Spaghettistory they have there.
But it might be.
Ramen
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acutally, it could be noodley
yum
RAmen
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YES HE IS! XD
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Not to encourage the land lubbers, but this is the best hatemail I’ve seen! Arrgh!
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dudes.. this is absolutw bullshit.. i mean COME ON!! come to your senses.
HE IS NOODLY!! who ever decieves that will perish in the depths of noodlyness-ness
RAMEN!!
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z0mg! blasphemy!!11
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is noodly almost by definition.
RAmen.
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I’ve just worked out a new proof the God exists and is the flying spaghetti monster.
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If God can do everything, it must be possible for him to make the ultimate creator the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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However the flying spaghetti monster is too powerful to be created and therefore God can not create him unless God himself is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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QED.
God exists and is the FSM.
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RAmen
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if you dont know what your god looks like couldnt he technically look like spaghetti?
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ALL OF YOU ARE BIBLE HUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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@shenqua
I think you’ll find that most here prefer various varieties of deserts or rump.
Hmm…maybe a few, the occasional sheep or giraffe. Oh pineapples too. :)
Haven’t really heard of any Pastafarians humping bibles yet. Not saying it hasn’t happened. None of my business really. :)
However I do believe the bible humping thing is left up to the fund a mentals. :))
RAmen
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Oh shenqua….forgot to mention *whispers*….”your caps lock is in the on position.”
RAmen
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excuse me, i very much respect your ideas, views and beliefs, but how do you know that “god is not noodly”?! huh?
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uber lame
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they’re just jealous because we know what our gods look like. i wonder if this wizard of microsoft paint has ever considered looking up hinduism.
that would keep him busy pointing out to millions of people the flaws in a few thousand of their gods.
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Thread Revival!
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Yeah, let’s keep them alive!
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SunlakeDude Feb 16th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
I know those places exist. there are lots of them in the world, they are called bar’s/taverns/inns/whatever. and there’s lots of GROG!!!. and if you’re lucky they got spaghetti
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ya! What ever you said!
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Any nuts?
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Lots of nuts Stan!
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I hate those A-noodlyists. They think they know everything!
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u r DICKLESS!!!
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