Ah… yet another ‘fringe’ religion trying to go main stream. Yet I wonder if you realize that standardized religion was set in place to keep the general masses in line? You see there was no standardized religion in the beginning. It wasn’t until the general populace started to become unruly that anyone decided to slap religion upon them. That way the leaders of the church could easily control those who threatened to topple their empires by creating a set of rules. I find it funny that supposedly only the leaders of these churches commune with “God” or whatever you choose to call your ‘creator’.
To be frank, I find your religion to be quite humorous. I also have something to point out that has been pointed out before… Why is it that your ‘creator’ is a mass of wheat, meat and tomato sauce? What if spaghetti had never been invented? What would you choose to idolize as your ‘creator’ then? I find it sad that you have sucked in these poor, directionless people. I personally find it sad that anyone needs to look to religion to find some sort of meaning to their life. We fear that which we do not understand. It’s simple human nature. If you feel the need to have a god, or goddess, or flying spaghetti monster or whatever run your life for you… fine. I still pitty you.
As for the doctor pointing to the bacteria as “proof” that a flying spaghetti monster exists… Please, don’t feed these people false hope. What you depict is simply a bacterium. Those tendrils or ‘noodles’ as I’m sure you call them, are simply a means of propelling the microbe through fluid. Be that water, blood, whatever. Your ‘pirate’ weatherman? Simply a man who had eye surgery and must wear an eyepatch to protect it from becoming infected. Your swimming ‘FSM’ in Northern California? Kelp. More commonly known as seaweed, but in fact the two are different. And finally… your proof that ‘Pastafarianism’ (which might I add isn’t clever at all) began in Israel? Simply a work of modern art placed in an old temple.
The name ‘Pastafarianism’ is actually a clever play on ‘Rastafarianism’, which was started by a Jamaican man named Rastafari. I find it sad that so many people believe so devoutly in this well thought out and well played joke. To see that so many people fight for this just proves my theory that humans are impulsive, dim-witted creatures that try so desperately to explain that which they can find no plausible answer to by turning to religion.
In closing I must state that the ‘global warming issue’ isn’t an issue at all. In fact the world still hasn’t fully come out of it’s second ice age and the rising tempuratures we are seeing are a result of that. Once more an example of humans fearing that which they do not understand. We try to explain things that frighten us. It is simply human nature. Also I must ask why you think that pirates are a different species than humans? I believe you said something about humans sharing 95% of their DNA with primates (specifically chimps if I remember correctly) and over 99% with pirates. Please… how many of you are truly that ignorant?
-Sincerely,
A devout believer in letting things be [Kieran]
Dr.Worm, maybe it’s because to be all hooked up on video games, means that you’re aready sick?
And the games just rush the inevitable?
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@Peter Popoff- I’ll trade you some of my miracle potatoes for some of that water you’re always talkin’ about.
BTW, i was reading some of the comments on the pirate fish tatoo thread and was wondering about your gmail club and taking over the world and all that. I have to admit, i’m kinda curious.
Dr.Worm
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Good point PP, i guess gamers aren’t known for their tanned, toned, athletic bodies… they’re usually two steps from deaths door to begin with… skinny, malnurished and so white they are almost transparent. Now that i think about it, i bet most gamers would only last about 13 minutes lost outdoors.
you’re a smart man PP, i guess comparing a gamer to an experienced outdoorsman is like comparing apples and oranges… or a sick dying ferrel cat to a cougar. I’m impressed you caught onto that, and thats just another reason I’m voting for Peter Popoff for pres in 08!!!
Dr. Worm
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@Peter Popoff
“@ Peter, if you are going to use part of my name, thats Ok.
But please use caps, Ok?
Me and Nikkiee have a thing about using caps. Thanks.”
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I won’t use your name, I’ll just be DutchPastaGuy. But there is an extremely dumb Creationist forum troll lurking this forum, who is barely literate and who doesn’t seem to catch on that the person here usually referred to as Peter is you. Keeps asking for responses from Peter while meaning me, sigh. He aslo has difficulty counting. I think he still has not figured out how many Pastafarians are posting against him on the BBC blog.
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DPG, I was just reading about that in the other thread.
If we don’t get an intelligent fundie in here to fight with soon…
Even though, ” intelligent fundie” Is a contradictory statement.
I don’t know what I’ll do?
These recent ones, tend to bore the crap out of me.
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Dr Worm, thanks for your support.
If you send an email to notchemung@gmail.com.
I’ll invite you to my regular email, and pass your name out to the others there.
I think it’s eleven or twelve at present.
Then they’ll have your addy, and they can take it from there.
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We are well on our way to world domination, Uummm er’ I mean to becoming Prez.
Ramen
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email sent
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@Peter Popoff
Just as long as whoever takes over isn’t like Bush, I’ll be happy.
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Dr.Worm Jan 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am
email sent
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Welcome to the conspiracyparty Dr. Worm
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For the Mormon(s) that would like to convert:
D and C 20:77
O FSM, the Eternal Starch, we ask thee in the name of thy Midgit, Bob, to bless and sanctify this garlic bread to the souls of all those who partake of it, that they may eat in remebrance of the body of thy Self, and witness unto thee, O FSM, the Eternal Starch, that they are willing to take upon them the name of thy Midgit, and always remember Him and keep His Condiments which He has given them; that they may always have His Noodly Appendage to be with them. RAmen.
D and C 20:79
O FSM, the Eternal Starch, we ask thee in the name of thy Midgit, Bob, to bless and sanctify this wine to the souls of all those who drink of it, that they may do it in remembrance of the drink of thy Midgit, which was served to them; that they may witness unto thee, O FSM, the Eternal Starch, that they do always remember Him, that they may have His Noodly Appendage to be with them. RAmen.
PS; Must we sacrifice a Midgit to the beer volcano? ;)
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egr7
D & C ? Please tell me that the Mormons have something with the abbreviation D&C? That would make my day!
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D and C, or D&C, is short for the Doctrine and Covenants written by Joseph Smith.
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Dumb and Cocked?
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Do MORmONS wear the magic underwhere? Or was that a different one?
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er…underwear…….fsm im dumb…
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I know what the Alchemist is sniggering about.
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No, it’s Dazed and Confused. Long live the mighty Zep!
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The only things I know about mormons I learned from Southpark, does anyone know what episode I’m talking about and if it was an accurate representation?
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@PP- unfortunately i can’t access gmail while i’m at work, but i’ll check out my email when i get home. I was also wondering about the name of the group. Is “The conspiracy party” the actual name of the group? Just wondering. If we don’t have an official name i suggest we come up with something that sounds cool and makes us seem mysterious and or awesome. Maybe something like the “Spaghetti Society” or “The Meatball Brotherhood”, you know, something snappy. Anyway, just a thought. Check ya later
Dr.worm
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Since Matt and Trey, only speak the truth.
Whatever it was they said about the Morons, would be spot on!
Ramen
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@Third Eye Patch- I know which episode you’re talking about, and it was hillarious. I researched it just a little bit after that episode, and from what i could tell it was fairly accurate. Although i did my research online so i have no idea if what i found was accurate. Needless to say, Mormons are a strange lot either way. If anywone else knows what the Mormons really believe please post it, i’d like to know.
Dr.worm
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…To be frank, I find your religion to be quite humorous.
Then you, unlike all the other hecklers, recognize the satire. How is it that you’re able to spell and use grammar correctly?
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BTW, if anyone has not seen the South Park Mormon episode i highly recomend you go find it, it’s well worth the time. It’s almost as good as the episode they did on Scientology, which is also a pretty accurate representation of what scientologists believe. I can’t believe anyone would beleive the ramblings or a talentless science fiction writer as truth or religion. My old room mate was not a scientologist but he was a big Hubbard fan and had alot of his books. He also believe scientology to be a huge joke but still loved to read the books. Anyway, when i asked him about scientology he said South Park was right on but that alot of scientologists don’t believe it all, they tend to pick and choose. But i think everyone can agree that Tom Cruise is a Fu@$ing retard regardless of what other scientologists believe.
Dr.Worm
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Oops, i didn’t mean for my profanity to pop up as an email address. I guess thats why you dont use @ to fill in the blanks of curse words. Oh well, you live and you learn
Dr.Worm
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cool!
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I’m going to $ing.com and I’m getting the fu email address!
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Dr.Worm Jan 17th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
@PP- unfortunately i can’t access gmail while i’m at work, but i’ll check out my email when i get home. I was also wondering about the name of the group. Is “The conspiracy party†the actual name of the group? Just wondering. If we don’t have an official name i suggest we come up with something that sounds cool and makes us seem mysterious and or awesome. Maybe something like the “Spaghetti Society†or “The Meatball Brotherhoodâ€, you know, something snappy. Anyway, just a thought. Check ya later
Dr.worm’
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Hi, I believe we are “The FSM_Disciples”.
You should be getting an invite from there too.
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Arg Sayer Jan 17th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
…To be frank, I find your religion to be quite humorous.
Then you, unlike all the other hecklers, recognize the satire. How is it that you’re able to spell and use grammar correctly?
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Good drugs. Thats how!
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Captain. I’m transparent sometimes :) Also quite sick.
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Dr. Worm – the conspiracyparty thing was my attempt to see if all html worked.. As is this :)
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Hmm – so no strikethrough!
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Yes Alchemist, you’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel with that joke;)
Now who’s sick?
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I keep reading the title of this thread as “Ah… yet another ‘fridge’ religion.
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You mean there are others!!!?!
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The title is yet another testament to Bobby’s spelling.
Shall we have another long discussion about spelling?
OR NOT!
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nah, this is clearly a relgion now!
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Captain – eeww! You’ll do for me:)
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 17th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
The title is yet another testament to Bobby’s spelling.
Shall we have another long discussion about spelling?
OR NOT!
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Sure, I’m up for it!
Myself, I think I spell quite goodly,
and I grammer nice too! Sometimes them curly thing”’s messes with’ me. So I puts them were they ,, look the bestest,.
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Spelling and grammar mistakes, really don’t bother me at all.
It’s the content of the message I read.
It is overwhelmingly evident though, that people with jackoff content in their messages,
never seem to spell very well.
I.E. christians and monks.
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Monks?
We’ve had monks on here?
Argh! Run for your lives!
(myself I cannot work out punctuation, so I just use dashes and exclamation marks and hope for the best!) ;)
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I used to work with a mormon, she didn’t want to be a mormon, but her parents insisted she followed their “religion”.
What’s your religion about? I asked, and she told me that her parents said that drinking tea and coffee was evil according to their teachings.
Evil beverages?
Very strange,
Ramen and shiver me timbers mateys, arrrrr jim lad.
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@Beastly Rich
“I keep reading the title of this thread as “Ah… yet another ‘fridge’ religion.”
That’s a cool description for the CoFSM. Leftover Pasta and beer :)
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Tagliatellius,
So the Mormon’s can’t drink tea or coffee.
Do they get to drink beer ALL THE TIME?
Cool. Why did she want to leave?
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PAsta! It’s not just for breakfast anymore! Personaly I can’t remember the last time I had real breakfast food for breakfast.
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I@ Captain- read something in the gospel about Mormons liking orange soda. Mabye this is why?
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Cari was born in Utah, in the very heart of Mormon country. Let me start by being fair–some of my best friends really ARE Moes. But the belief system is so incredibly (and I use that word deliberately–as in “not credible”) bizarre that I just have to refuse to discuss religion with those friends. A lot of the stuff is kept really secret, but once in awhile you’ll find someone who used to believe but is now pissed-off enough to spill. I don’t remember enough about it to make a knowledgable statement. Oh, except that if you’re a Very Good Mormon, you can become a god on your own planet. Or world. Something. And the “no coffee/tea” thing is because of the caffeine–our bodies are our temples, etc., and we must take good care of them. Okay, so they may be on to something there–they also have a very well-organized social support system for their own people. But the religious beliefs–holy SHIT! Bobby, were you reading the Book of Mormon before you had your Divine Revelation about FSM? (Oh, yeah–and I don’t know if it’s true, but I’ve heard that the woods in which Joseph Smith had his revelation has patches of–yep–hallucinogenic molds! But wait–Bobby doesn’t do drugs. So he can’t be a Godly Brother to Joseph Smith, after all.) Okay, enough stream-of-consciousness self-indulgence for one afternoon.
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I just wanted to point out during the discussion with WWII that when Alchemist said that “Mistakes were made. Making Stalin an ally was one of the worst”, I thought that was kind of ignorant for many reasons. One of the most important was the fact that without the USSR help, the Allies would not have taken Normandy and they would not have gain a good grip with the entire Axis’s power concentrated on pushing back the Allies. With the Soviets pushing on Germany’s eastern front, you had a split in German forces. As insignificant as that might be to people these days after the announcement of Stalin’s crimes, this caused the death of many German soldiers when they made way to Moscow. The Soviets had a bad habit of retreating and waiting out sieges which always went their way (look at Napoleon as the other example). Oh, and I’m not Russian btw not that a Russian would be exactly proud to call Stalin as the once leader of the USSR.
On the subject of Mormonism…I debated one and they are quite ignorant and the funny thing was that they brought up the subject of ID. Well, I personally didn’t mind a religion that was half paganism and half Christianity because I’d thought that they’d have more sense in their roots. Needless to say, I was wrong about that and the result was about 19 pages of “discussion” on the subject of religion and politics which was then swiftly deleted by an admin for “flaming”. Of course, a second topic was quickly created named, Religion and Politics II but that didn’t go for more than 9 pages max. The book of Mormons is probably one of the weirdest pieces of literature that I have chosen to read.
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My mamma always said, “if you can’t say nothin’ nice don’t say nothin’ at all†but I’m afraid I’m going to have to make an exception.
As concerning that it may be that several of you actually believe that such an entity as “the Flying Spagetti Monster†does in fact exist, I find it considerably more concerning the amount of time many of you spend talking drivel about the alleged FSM and anything else that crops up.
Surely there is something more constructive you could be doing such as walking the dog, tennis or Bible studies.
Amen.
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Thumper. Are you going to shit on all of the active threads or stay still and back-up your assignations?
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My mamma always said, Life is short, wear a helmet.
And she also said, if you ever come across a Thumper, to Thump the piss out of it!
My mommie is better then your mommie, na na na na… … … …
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Must be a full moon…more weirdos comming out to play.
@Alchemist
Assignations? What is there to back up? FSM is as rational as Santa Claus, the Boogy Man or the thought of Peter Popoff ever having sex with someone other then himself.
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Yawwwnnnn!
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Cut and paste is so dull, unles it has an actual purpose other than to annoy
(sign the http://www.letter2ted.org FSMDAMMIT!)
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Why should we go to bible study though? We acheive much of a similar thing here. We study the bible probably more than we would in church. The difference is, here, we don’t ignore or term as metaphorical all the bible’s references to;
keeping slaves,
screwing your own daughters,
selling your daughters AS slaves,
banning women from speaking in churches,
not touching women for one week a month,
stoning people who work on the sabbath,
killing people who believe differently,
killing people who engage in premarital sex,
killing whole cities because of homosexuality,
etc etc
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There is a reason many of us stopped following Yahweh, Thumper. I’d rather stick with a nice peaceful religion like this one. We may savage people on discusion threads, but we don’t murder people at abortion clinics.
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Thumper. Spot on! Can you back up the bible? Where do you stand on blood transfusions? Women priests, homosexuality, divorce?
You never answered me about your church. It’s not the AoG is it :) That would be a coincidence!
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And my mamma always said “stupid is as stupid does”.
One of the stupidest things is…wasting your time trying to argue a dying point like Thumper. Bible studies??? Why would you go to Bible studies? Do you think that studying the Bible even more will bring you closer to your God? I’ll laugh when you’re told that you were already predominantly determined to enter hell Thumper and not the one on this planet. Else I would want to win that trip.
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I find it hilarious that so many people will believe that everyone on this site truly believes in pastafarianism. Kinda sad if they think were that crazy. But man I hate to let down a ruse.
RAmen
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