Ah… yet another ‘fringe’ religion trying to go main stream. Yet I wonder if you realize that standardized religion was set in place to keep the general masses in line? You see there was no standardized religion in the beginning. It wasn’t until the general populace started to become unruly that anyone decided to slap religion upon them. That way the leaders of the church could easily control those who threatened to topple their empires by creating a set of rules. I find it funny that supposedly only the leaders of these churches commune with “God” or whatever you choose to call your ‘creator’.
To be frank, I find your religion to be quite humorous. I also have something to point out that has been pointed out before… Why is it that your ‘creator’ is a mass of wheat, meat and tomato sauce? What if spaghetti had never been invented? What would you choose to idolize as your ‘creator’ then? I find it sad that you have sucked in these poor, directionless people. I personally find it sad that anyone needs to look to religion to find some sort of meaning to their life. We fear that which we do not understand. It’s simple human nature. If you feel the need to have a god, or goddess, or flying spaghetti monster or whatever run your life for you… fine. I still pitty you.
As for the doctor pointing to the bacteria as “proof” that a flying spaghetti monster exists… Please, don’t feed these people false hope. What you depict is simply a bacterium. Those tendrils or ‘noodles’ as I’m sure you call them, are simply a means of propelling the microbe through fluid. Be that water, blood, whatever. Your ‘pirate’ weatherman? Simply a man who had eye surgery and must wear an eyepatch to protect it from becoming infected. Your swimming ‘FSM’ in Northern California? Kelp. More commonly known as seaweed, but in fact the two are different. And finally… your proof that ‘Pastafarianism’ (which might I add isn’t clever at all) began in Israel? Simply a work of modern art placed in an old temple.
The name ‘Pastafarianism’ is actually a clever play on ‘Rastafarianism’, which was started by a Jamaican man named Rastafari. I find it sad that so many people believe so devoutly in this well thought out and well played joke. To see that so many people fight for this just proves my theory that humans are impulsive, dim-witted creatures that try so desperately to explain that which they can find no plausible answer to by turning to religion.
In closing I must state that the ‘global warming issue’ isn’t an issue at all. In fact the world still hasn’t fully come out of it’s second ice age and the rising tempuratures we are seeing are a result of that. Once more an example of humans fearing that which they do not understand. We try to explain things that frighten us. It is simply human nature. Also I must ask why you think that pirates are a different species than humans? I believe you said something about humans sharing 95% of their DNA with primates (specifically chimps if I remember correctly) and over 99% with pirates. Please… how many of you are truly that ignorant?
-Sincerely,
A devout believer in letting things be [Kieran]
i think i am a convert! pastafarianism has answered all my doubts about existence. i fall into His Wheaty Embrace(Hail Meatsauce). i thank you for bringing the light to the world. ramen.
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wow with all due respect… you guys are fucking idiots!seriously what a bunch of bullcrap, you guys are retarded… why would you even fucking do this… you guys are retarded and deserve to be raped by a camel! a flying spaghetti monster??? wow you guys are gayyyyyy
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Wow this guy is almost as smart as mike.
FSMSUCKSBALLS its fucking satire you vaginal discharge.
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@FSMSUCKSBALLS
Ahhh yes…yet another logical argument by such a brilliant person. Have you ever thought about writing a book?
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okay, FSMSUCKSBALLS, who are you really? we appreciate that someone is tyring to revive the old-style hatemail that we all love, but sometimes it’s a bit obvious…
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or is it possible we’ve found our first genuine, inane christian hater in quite a while. if so, praise his noodley appendage!
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FSMSUCKSBALLS THEY SURE DO. THERE FUCKING HOMOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mike…why can’t you admit you are gay and come out of the closet once and for all. Seriously, us Pastafarians will accept you regardless of your sexual preference. Around us you can be who you really are.
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Wow mike i’m surprised you could understand their post with all those big words like wow and all
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With all due respect Mike (and lets face facts that is a vanishly small amount):
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**** GET OFF OUR SITE SAD SAD SAD LITTLE WANKER ****
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(RAmen)
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
“With all due respect Mike (and lets face facts that is a vanishly small amount”
He was due some respect?
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HOW COME YOU HOMOS ALWAYS STIK THINGS IN YOUR ASSES? DOES IT FEEL GOOD? HOMOS HAHAHAHAHA I AM NOT GAY I JUST HATE FAGGOS!!!!!!!!!!!
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where’s the ignor button when you need it.
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I don’t have an donkey and if i did and stick something in it, it would probaly kick me.
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Mike,
Your hatred for what you call “faggos” stems from your own repressed homosexuality. You will be much happier once you admit to yourself that you are gay and proud of it. Look in the mirror and say to yourself: “I am Mike, and I am Gay…and gosh darn it..there is nothing wrong with that”. Do that every morning before you come on to this website.
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Rodger, I did (or at least tried to say) a vanishingly small amount of respect.
He is one of the FSMs creatures after all.
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wow. so much repressed homosexuality in Mike there, it’s practically palpable.
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HOMO NAERNS YOU MUST BE THE BIGGAST HOMO OF ALL. U CALL YOURSELVE HOMO HAHAHAHA THERE IS NO HOMO IN ME!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY U HOMOS
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Mike…your first step is to admit your denial.
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TRICK FUCKKKK YOUUU R U A BOY OR A GIRL? DONT ANWSER U R JUST A FAGGO
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Mike…though I am heterosexual…I believe that you should be proud of your gayness. I am just trying to help you out.
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The sooner you come to terms with the fact that you are gay, the sooner you will be happy and type in lowercase letters.
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You guys be nice to Mikey and FSM – they exhibit the intelligence of a three year old and yet they can type – they are both really quite advanced for their ages – besides, trying to argue or communicate with neanderthal mentalities is like putting lipstick on a pig – you are wasting your time.
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WHAT R U POEPLE LIKE 10 YEARS OLD??????????? HAHAHA HOMO KIDS HAHAHAHA
U FAGGOS R FUNNY.
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Mike,
Hmmm…now you are a Pedophile? The homosexuality was exceptable…but we dont condone perverts that like little boys.
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Mike you have said there is no homo in you. So I assume that also means you are not a homo sapiens. So what are you?
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Some kind of vermin a rat maybe?
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It’s a joy to marvel at how the internet has allowed every religous bigot to show off there ‘open minded’ attitude to the universe around us and demonstrate time and again how dim they can be. FSM rules.
Anyone who can’t see the satire in the idea of the FSM really needs to sit back and try THINKING!
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We tried to get mike to think but he couldn’t keep his mind of fucking little boys unfortunately.
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It’s a joy to marvel how many gay people that are here. Must be spagetii makes people gay bunch of butt humpers. You will all burn in hell for being gay and saying bad things about God.
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“It’s a joy to marvel how many gay people that are here. Must be spagetii makes people gay bunch of butt humpers. You will all burn in hell for being gay and saying bad things about God.”
Did Mike ’s typing suddenly improve (with Pirates’ help, of course), or is someone using his name?
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doesn’t God want you to be nice and say good things about people?
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@Mike
you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Also your god has been eaten by a grue.
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U ARE A GRUE A HOMO GRUE. HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOOOO WHAT DO U EAT? FAGGOOLEOS? HAHAHAHA
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Ah back to his normal illiterate self.
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RODGAR THE HOMO BOY HAHAHA HOW MANY OARS ARE UP YOUR ASS? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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What in the world is a grue? Do they serve grue in Hell? I know all the gay boys and I will be hungry down there. The good news is that my hair will look marvelous and the place will be extremely tastefully decorated. I can’t wait!
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Whoops…should have been ‘their’
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It’s a thing that lives in the dark in the ultra geeky Zork computer games
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Mike, it’s ok, you can admit it! No one’ll judge you for your homosexuality here. …Actually, I find the idea of two guys going at it rather hot…either way, you can come out of your very, /very/ deep closet now.
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Either that, or, y’know….you could leave.
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hang on…oars? is this the return of Guido Arbia? oh please let it be!!!
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btw, the words Homo narrans are latin.
Homo narrans = storytelling/narrating man.
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Guido is in a class by himself. http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm
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HOMO SUCKUAL HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Is Mr. Faggoo that near-sighted cartoon character?
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is it a variation of Ragu?
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Mmm, faggot’s, very tasty.
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Guys/Gays, come on, Mike isn’t gay. Retarded maybe, but not gay.
We respect the gays for being who they want to be. Gays a generally known to have taste. Gays know how to toggle ‘CapsLock’.
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Always confused by the church denying that priests were violating boys. Me, I would have said. ‘As soon as we found this out, we helped the police in every way possible to send these bastards straight to Hell.’
But, no, the church denies anything is happening to ’save face’ and allow it to continue. I know most Christians share my views, just shows no matter what, the corrupt always clime higher (normally digging the crampons in other peoples backs).
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“Gays a generally known to have taste. Gays know how to toggle ‘CapsLock’.” Do you suppose this is why the fuddies keep mistaking us for gays?
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TEDDDYBERE FUUCCKKK U U FUCKING HOMO
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DO U FUCK ANAMILS BESTLY?? I BET U DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mike are you aware that a homosexual is someone who screws people of the same sex such as yourself as you keep misusing the word.
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Ladies and GENTLEmen, This web site is for the masses to better understand His/Her Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please, let us try to behave like proper followers.
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