Ah… yet another ‘fringe’ religion trying to go main stream. Yet I wonder if you realize that standardized religion was set in place to keep the general masses in line? You see there was no standardized religion in the beginning. It wasn’t until the general populace started to become unruly that anyone decided to slap religion upon them. That way the leaders of the church could easily control those who threatened to topple their empires by creating a set of rules. I find it funny that supposedly only the leaders of these churches commune with “God” or whatever you choose to call your ‘creator’.
To be frank, I find your religion to be quite humorous. I also have something to point out that has been pointed out before… Why is it that your ‘creator’ is a mass of wheat, meat and tomato sauce? What if spaghetti had never been invented? What would you choose to idolize as your ‘creator’ then? I find it sad that you have sucked in these poor, directionless people. I personally find it sad that anyone needs to look to religion to find some sort of meaning to their life. We fear that which we do not understand. It’s simple human nature. If you feel the need to have a god, or goddess, or flying spaghetti monster or whatever run your life for you… fine. I still pitty you.
As for the doctor pointing to the bacteria as “proof” that a flying spaghetti monster exists… Please, don’t feed these people false hope. What you depict is simply a bacterium. Those tendrils or ‘noodles’ as I’m sure you call them, are simply a means of propelling the microbe through fluid. Be that water, blood, whatever. Your ‘pirate’ weatherman? Simply a man who had eye surgery and must wear an eyepatch to protect it from becoming infected. Your swimming ‘FSM’ in Northern California? Kelp. More commonly known as seaweed, but in fact the two are different. And finally… your proof that ‘Pastafarianism’ (which might I add isn’t clever at all) began in Israel? Simply a work of modern art placed in an old temple.
The name ‘Pastafarianism’ is actually a clever play on ‘Rastafarianism’, which was started by a Jamaican man named Rastafari. I find it sad that so many people believe so devoutly in this well thought out and well played joke. To see that so many people fight for this just proves my theory that humans are impulsive, dim-witted creatures that try so desperately to explain that which they can find no plausible answer to by turning to religion.
In closing I must state that the ‘global warming issue’ isn’t an issue at all. In fact the world still hasn’t fully come out of it’s second ice age and the rising tempuratures we are seeing are a result of that. Once more an example of humans fearing that which they do not understand. We try to explain things that frighten us. It is simply human nature. Also I must ask why you think that pirates are a different species than humans? I believe you said something about humans sharing 95% of their DNA with primates (specifically chimps if I remember correctly) and over 99% with pirates. Please… how many of you are truly that ignorant?
-Sincerely,
A devout believer in letting things be [Kieran]
“Why is it that your ‘creator’ is a mass of wheat, meat and tomato sauce?”
Isn’t it self evident?
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Wow kieran, you’re so much cleverer than we are!
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All we ask (actually demand) is that our theory be taught in schools as yet another alternative explanation of creation.
Won’t someone think of the children???!!!!
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Uh-oh, we’ve got a smart one here. You’ve seen through us Kieran. We’ve finally been exposed for our dishonest intentions. And we would have got away with it if not for meddling kids like you!
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“What if spaghetti had never been invented? What would you choose to idolize as your ‘creator’ then?”
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Good point. We’d probably have to choose something that has been invented. The pain, the pain.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Dilemmas
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Surely he’s kidding. Even the religious nuts are sharper than this guy.
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Kidding? Missing the point with THAT much virtuosity, that’s no kidding: you have to study a lot to achieve such level!
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I must say, we’ve got a bright boy here. I bet he got all the gold stars in grammar school.
If you actually read some of the items contained on this site you would have realized that the creator that is discussed is said to resemble meat, wheat and sauce; not actually be comprised of those things. Thus inferring that those ingredients are actually modeled after him, not vice versa.
Also as with any religion or belief system people tend to see their creator in all things around them.
Alas I ask all the Pastafarians to pray for something, certainly not your soul, but maybe your sauce.
Ramen
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Please, could anyone tell me that nobody in the USA takes the FSM serious? It is tremendously amazing how stupid half of you guys are. It is unbelievable that literally nobody of the hardcore-christians gets the point and that almost everybody of the anti-FSM-faction forgets his/her so called christian values when discussing the matter. No offence…
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I don’t wish to speak out of turn or rush to judge, but Kieran is a wanker.
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Now, now… It is not only your religion that I scoff, but all religion in general. Can we not all agree that humans as a species are prone to try explaining that which we do not understand and fear? To answer the questions in life which we cannot, we turn to religion. How was the universe created? No one can agree on it exactly, and every religion has a different idea on how this came about. Even science has several theories.
The fact that you all choose to mock me and my beliefs proves that you yourselves are no better than I.
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Did we barge in on your website and act all condescending?
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Thus, we are better than you.
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Kieran – do you, really, know what we are about?
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If I had a website for you to barge onto then I would tell you to feel free to come and mock my views. However, I don’t. I tend to look at things objectively. I read through all the information here on the site and based my opinion on what was presented. No more than anyone else would have done. You found something you believe in, great. Good for you. I simply find it hard to believe any of the information given.
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This is why we atheist’s can never get too cocky and start blaming all the evils of the world on religion. The real reason for evil? Mankind is just plain dumb.
Kieran… look around and pay attention!
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Clearly you didn’t do much thinking, or if you did, you’re an idiot who accepts everything at face value.
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Oooh goody :)
“You found something you believe in, great.”
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You really haven’t been paying attention, have you?
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nobody is mocking anyone. it’s a matter of your and other’s perception.
and right, we are or at least i am not better than you. that’s what your constitution says.
the only thing which makes me concerned is that the country which saved my relatives a long time ago is getting dumb. who saves europe when the chinese freak out?? france?
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Wow. Three posts at nearly the same time, saying the same thing! Open your eyes Kieran. You’ll be amazed when you do :)
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Kieran – try to look past what is being said and try to see what is being said. No one here actually believes this buffoonery any more than you do – that is the whole point – this whole set of made up beliefs is just as believable with just as much reality as any other religion out there – only better – we have beer volcanos and strippers.
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Oh, I’ve been paying attention. You all believe in a huge joke. No skin off my bones. Also, Thomas… I understand that good and evil is subjective to who rules the world at the time. The winners write history. The losers are always made out to be evil. Man kind has advanced far beyond what we are capable of truly comprehending. Our impulsive nature ensures our early demise from this world, if not destroying that too in the process.
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I just find it funny that there are those who actually lash out at those who write such things as I have. -Shrugs lightly.-
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i think you got it kieran. dankeschön!! thanks to you my hope is still alive!
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Oooh Kieran. I like the cut of your jib! You going to hang around for a while? You sound like you’re a lot better edumacated than what I is {eg} Please. Hang around us dumb, gay idiots. I’ll just bet you’ll have some fun! Wot, wiff u bein clever an zat. wee r 2 fik 2 no wot satireizz
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And I know sarcasm when I see it, Alchemist. Tis my family’s most used form of humor.
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i support kieran point of view very much..for me he’s the one who tried to be rational about all this stuff..and people here don’t wanna used their ‘brain’ to even think the logic behind his post..pity for all of u..
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Kieran Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I just find it funny that there are those who actually lash out at those who write such things as I have. -Shrugs lightly.-
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Did I ever tell you, you were my hero?
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“You all believe in a huge joke. No skin off my bones.”
Look. You may sound all smart and you may have a much bigger vocabulary than most of the hate mail we recieve, but you are almost as deluded. We. DON’T. REALLY. BELIEVE. This is SATIRE. SATIRE. Do you know what that is? The thing doesn’t work is we act like we don’t believe, or if we have to explain it. If you had really done your research, you would know this, so don’t even come off all “I’m so much better than you pathetic fools”. FSM why must we go through this every week?
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“The name ‘Pastafarianism’ is actually a clever play on ‘Rastafarianism’, which was started by a Jamaican man named Rastafari. ”
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It is?!?!?!?!?!!? You mean it wasn’t just made up and a stunning coincidence???
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acai Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
i support kieran point of view very much..for me he’s the one who tried to be rational about all this stuff..and people here don’t wanna used their ‘brain’ to even think the logic behind his post..pity for all of u..
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U r prolly right an stuff!
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Peter Popoff Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Kieran Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I just find it funny that there are those who actually lash out at those who write such things as I have. -Shrugs lightly.-
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Did I ever tell you, you were my hero?
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Your everything I hoped I’d be… … …
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Oh, come on… You people are STILL attacking me? I gave in to your little game and wrote an e-mail on my personal beliefs, and yes I included this ‘Pastafarianism’ as an example. You people thrive on lashing out at others for their apparent stupidity. Have you ever stopped to consider that I’ve been playing along with the joke? o_O Who’s ignorant now?
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kieran—>spot on..yes, we are in the middle of playing game imho..:) i know from the first place this satire..why are u so mad Dread Wench L’TUAE ??!!
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kieran is right folks…..don’t exaggerate. he got it and now it’s your turn to be tolerant.
Kieran Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Oh, come on… You people are STILL attacking me? I gave in to your little game and wrote an e-mail on my personal beliefs, and yes I included this ‘Pastafarianism’ as an example. You people thrive on lashing out at others for their apparent stupidity. Have you ever stopped to consider that I’ve been playing along with the joke? o_O Who’s ignorant now?
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No offense, but I don’t see how you’re playing along. Count this up to my “ignorance” if you want, but insulting us doesn’t really register as a joke with me.
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Kieran Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Oh, come on… You people are STILL attacking me? I gave in to your little game and wrote an e-mail on my personal beliefs, and yes I included this ‘Pastafarianism’ as an example. You people thrive on lashing out at others for their apparent stupidity. Have you ever stopped to consider that I’ve been playing along with the joke? o_O Who’s ignorant now?
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I am not sure?
Is rolling around on the floor, laughing our asses off?
Laughing at you?
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Insulting you? No, Dread Wench L’TUAE… I’m insulting the entire human race.
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whether you meant it or not meant or not, the true meaning did not carry over with the typing. So sorry if I’ve somehow misenterpreted all of this.
“why are u so mad Dread Wench L’TUAE ??!!”
I was mad because we get people every day with the same attitude, albiet a much cruder way of getting it across.
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Kieran – I’m sorry if you were just being witty. You seemed to be coming over as a little bit ” I’m sooo much more intelligent than you”
Was I wrong?
Sorry if I was.
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I’m with alchemist here, I think I missed something.
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Don’t any of you know that Ras Tafari was Heile Salassi, emperor of modern Egypt?
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Well, I think this whole thing is a hoax. I tried to give scientific proof that spaghetti could fly and all I got was a wet slimy kitchen floor and a slight erection. Bummer.
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Heile Salassi was in Ethiopia.
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I do believe that you missed something here. I was trying to get a point across. It seems that I did not make that point clear enough. Human nature… we fear that which we do not understand. As such, so long as you have this site up and there are people out there that believe this as a true religion, there are going to be people that fear it and write crude letters. I admit that I was a bit elaborate in this.
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All i know is that the post was too long for me to read, i got bored. Anyway, i’m glad there is more hate mail.
@The Moronic European, I am American, and if you think you’re bothered that our country is full of idiots, how do you think i feel? Who is gonna bail us out? But you gotta give Bush credit, you can’t criticize his foreign policy…. he was smart enough not to develop a foriegn policy to be criticized ;)
Believe me, if anyone wishes the general American population was not stupid its me.
Dr. Worm
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well of course you couldn’t get it to fly Marc, the FSM has powers we can barely comprehend! what were you using? arm power? or perhaps a home-made catapult?
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Re-Oared Marc Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Well, I think this whole thing is a hoax. I tried to give scientific proof that spaghetti could fly and all I got was a wet slimy kitchen floor and a slight erection. Bummer.
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You must have missed the memo, spaghetti Does fly!
You don’t throw it! You place it on the back of a Hippo.
That is being carried by The Wingless Blue Moon Chicken, in the middle of the desert.
During a 3/4 moon.
I thought everybody knew that?
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Re-Oared Marc – “Heile Salassi was in Ethiopia.”
HAHAHAHAHA
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you’re not going to let facts get in the way of a good point are you?
RAmen
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Also, to make a note for The Moronic European, I’m American too. If anyone wishes that our country wasn’t run by morons, it’s us. Trust me.
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okay Kieran, but if you get it then why do you say you’re sorry he’s sucked in all these poor directionless people, and further go on to smash the recent proof. Or were you using sarcasm? It didn’t seem like that in your letter.
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as for the run by morons thing:
Only 2 more years!
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Dread Wench L’TUAE Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I’m with alchemist here
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Hell – you’re going to have to up the tablets :-)
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