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I have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas
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Great evidence! Graphs never lie.
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I wish some of our weatherman would do that. It’s supposed to be midwinter here, but the tempertures are more like spring and some plants in my garden have decided it must be spring!
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More power to His Noodlyness! RAmen!
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That rocks. We have proof. The non-beleivers have been owned. Fear us.
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Arrr..he must be from Pittsburgh home of the Pirates. We should all make a pilgrimage to the holy city.
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Beware the falso prophets….. a Pirate wearing a tie??
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This looks like tyhis is where he is from:
http://www.fox34.com/livepages/29.shtml
And that pic must be him.
RAmen!
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http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/general_commentary/index.html
http://assimilatedpress.blogspot.com/
“ush Cites Barney As Proof That Man & Dinosaurs Coexisted
Washington, D.C. – Stepping into the battle between scientists and creationists, President Bush today cited Barney as proof that man and dinosaurs have coexisted since the beginning of Earth some 5000 years ago. Said Bush, “I don’t know how much more proof people need. Everyday, millions of kids can see for themselves that it is possible for people and dinosaurs to live together. You just can’t ignore evidence like this.”
Scientists, however, were quick to dispute the President’s endorsement of creationism by pointing out that Barney the Purple Dinosaur is a fictional character and has no bearing on any discussion relating to the validity of evolution. Professor Theodore J. Wilcox of Northwestern University said “This whole canard of man and dinosaur coexisting is just a way for the creationists to say that fossils are a scientific hoax so they can keep pushing their biblical view that the earth was created only a few thousand years ago. It is pure bunk and it is extremely disappointing that the president has taken this position.”
White House press secretary Tony Snow reacted to the criticism by saying, “We know who the American people stand with on this issue and it is the president. I mean, who are you going to believe, the leader of the free world or some pointy-headed know-it-all scientists who think they are better than you?” Judging from the first poll results, it appears that the public agrees with Snow. By more than a two to one margin, the American people overwhelmingly support the president’s opinion that Barney’s “existence” proves that creationism is right and evolution wrong.
Meanwhile, on Capital Hill, Republican senators and representatives, sensing the mood in the country and hoping for a winning issue they can ride to victory in the fall, quickly followed the president’s lead and vowed to introduce legislation that will make the teaching of creationism mandatory in schools throughout America. Said Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, “The Bible is the ultimate text book and we should follow it faithfully. Everything else is just hearsay and conjecture.”
As of press time, there was no word from the White House about whether or not the president believes that dinosaurs were capable of speaking English and singing songs.
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That Pastafarian weatherman could also be from Tampa Bay and they’re having a really cold spell (thanks to all the pirates there!).
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“Frau Diavolo Jan 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am
a Pirate wearing a tie??”
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All the best pirates wear ties!
Ever met a banker?
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Banker Pirate: “Avast ye corporate dogs! Prepare to be reposesed!”
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This got me thinking.. A few years back a pirate ship appeared on the coast of Jordan, Ontario. It was found listing at the shore having foundered on the shoals. I imagine it was the scourge of Lake Ontario before, bustling with pirates doing pirate stuff. But now it sits forlorne and pirate-less. You know, ever since it crashed, Lake Ontario has never frozen over in the winter.. OK, now I am getting scared.
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I can hear the Twilight Zone music……
:)
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Yet this is yet more prove that our beliefs are right. And anyone these days could be a pirate for His Noodlyness has a growing respect.
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Unfortunately, the ‘piratee’(i.e, Football players pretending to be pirates) here in Tampa suck. Luckily, as soon as January 20th we will be flooded with pirates! Gasparilla is the celebration of Tampa’s pirate heritage, for an entire week! I forsee that many will be blessed by His Noodlyness on this most holy of occaisions. Should any of you want to make a true holy pilgrimage, the official pirate parade is on the 27th; but there are plenty of festivities to be had before then.
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@Peter Popoff
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I stand (al dente) corrected….. aye, the pirate bankers should be the first to walk the plank…
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I am currently in the questioning phase, and I am wondering where I can access the many written accounts of the FSM’s from hundreds of years ago mentioned in this site.
Also, I cannot seem to truly find the beliefs of Pastafarians anywhere on this site that are not extremely vague and for the most part free of logic and proof.
Also, how come under evidence there are only academic endorsements? That’s not evidence.
Also, perhaps pirates and global warming do not have as great an impact on each other as the increase of greenhouse gases.
Also the 8 dints that are listed within the Gospel of the FSM seem to be worded oddly, are they reinterpreted by the founder? Also I do not understand the purpose of making the FSM a parody of Christian beliefs… and honestly the pirate thing to me is merely a mistaken coincidence because the fact is that many things can be correlated to the increase of global warming because many things have decreased since the 1800s.
Please enlighten me, I am not trying to criticize the FSM but I would like to know more about it, please email me at
fruity_man2000@hotmail.com
Thanks
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@non believer
“Also, I cannot seem to truly find the beliefs of Pastafarians anywhere on this site that are not extremely vague and for the most part free of logic and proof.”
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You need to read the Gospel of the FSM non believer. It is the word :)
You also must have faith in His Noodlyness. The academic endorsements of the science of the CoFSM testify to its validity, which is very important. Just as the 200 creation scientists on AiG are very important for the credibility of its scientific information.
If you find the wording of the “Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” odd, that is probably just because you have preconceptions as to how commandments should be written.
I’m sure you would also find strange, the wording of the creation doctrines of other religions, (eg. American Indians, Hindus, Bhudists, Muslims ect.) which you are unfamiliar with.
I suggest you buy the Gospel and many of your doubts will be answered.
May FSM bless you with His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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RAmen Wench Nikkiee! The TRUTH is in the Gospel! May His Noodly Appendages light the path of this non believer.
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have faith, o non believer, for the word of our Noodly Master IS truth.
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“Arrr, shiver me timbers, mateys, it be gettin’ cold out there…”
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May His Noodlyness bless all those pirates at work.
P.S. If “The Pirate Bay” actually buys Sealand, then Pastafarianism will be a perfect fit as their religion.
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Thanks!
Made my day ;)
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HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE HOMO WITH THE EYE PATCH. U R ALL GAY. HAHAHAHA FAGGOS
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You are wearing an eye patch now mike thats good glad to see you have accepted his noodliness.
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FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
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Ah yes…a piratey chant of “FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU”. He most definetly has accepted His noodliness.
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I’m sorry but i will have to decline your offer mike i don’t share your desire to have a penis shoved up my arse.
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Yes Mike, but just because us heterosexuals dont have that desire doesn’t mean it is wrong for you to have them. We accept all types into our religion….so don’t feel ashamed. You can be a homosexual pirate and proud.
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HOMOS CANT EVEN MAKE BABYS……………FUCK U ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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for someone who hates homosexuals, you certainly seem intent on fucking a lot of men, Mike. sure there’s nothing you want ot admit? unlike many religions, Pastafarianism won’t damn you to hell just because you’re attracted to people of the same sex.
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U R ALL GOING TO HELL!!!! AND I WILL LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!!! HAHAHAHA
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Of course Homos can make babies! Who told you they can’t? They just can’t do it with someone of the same sex naturally. But, they can adopt and they can have surrogate moms and dads. Family units are made of many different people with many different ideas and thoughts. It is the love that matters. Think about the good things in life, not about the negatives, Mike. Do you have a clergyman or a priest you can talk to? No, wait, on second thought that is not such a good idea.
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“I’m sorry but i will have to decline your offer mike i don’t share your desire to have a penis shoved up my arse.”
Oh dear, Rodger. Then maybe cabin boy is not the job for you. How about Boatswain?
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MARK DO U STIK OARS UP YOUR ASS????? HAHAHAHAHA
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@Marc McOar
I’ve always wanted to be a quarter master.
And how does mike know about hte sacred oars?
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You are right, Rodger! How did Mike know about the oars? *cue scary music* Mike, all Pastafarians have oars up their ass, metaphorically speaking. It is a sacred right. I have lost mine and regained them several times. Did I ever tell you the story about how I lost my first oar? It is a wickedly eerie story. But, don’t have the time right now. Remind me later!
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I think there are 3 mikes floating about. The original mike hasn’t posted today. This ones knowledge of oars makes me think its a regular. They make an interesting diversion
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Ok. Not to break up the Sacred Oar conversation–but what the frick is a ‘faggo’?? Is it related to cheerios, maybe?
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I think a Faggo is an Italian cigarette.
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It’s one of those mini cigars.
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Strange that ALL of the Mikes are assholes. What are the odds?
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U ALL HAVE MINI DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOELOS……………………………..
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Mike, I have an assignment for you. Find the button that says “Caps Lock”. Push it.
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MARK HERES ONE FOR U STIK AN OAR UP YOUR ASS! HAHAHAHAHA EAT YOUR BALLS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!!!! HAHAHAHA
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Another oar? I am so flattered! I just don’t know what to say. First, I’d like to thank all of you who have made this special day so easy for me, you know who you are. Then, I want to thank my parents, who have put up with all of my mouthiness and bad manners. Next, I want to thank all of the little people behind the scenes — my cleaning lady, the dry cleaner, my veterinarian. You all have made this day possible. *sniff* I never thought that I would achieve this. This goes to prove, people, that if I can do it, anybody can!
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Wow… have we finally found a way to replace the magic oars? I thought we had lost the chance after Guido went byebyes…
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Truly a great day.
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laughing to the point of wheezing.
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Hasta la pasta! Thou starchy miracles are heralded most high. Global warming is near. Boil until tender.
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Mike, consider that (assuming you are a Christian) what you were proposing to do is a one-way ticket to hell for you? You may want to consider converting to FSMism.
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