A scientist converts & evidence of HIS children

Thank you for helping me see the light! I must admit until I ran across your pages a few months ago I was a misguided by the pro-evolution, left wing, scientific darwanist dogma. However as a microbiologist, I began running across evidence of HIM wherever I turned (see attached). I have come to believe that HE has a special fondness for bacteria, especially of the genus Proteus! And since there are over 1000 times as many bacteria cells in and on our body perhaps we were created by HIM as vessels for THEM, his favored children the bacteria!
Christopher Schadt, Ph.D.

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115 Responses to “A scientist converts & evidence of HIS children”

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  1. 101 - Peter Popoff - Jan 20th, 2007

    Pixel dude!
    If you are having that much invasion, might I suggest a
    Stainless steel strainer?
    That’s even stronger then tin, if you can afford it.
    Since I’ve only had mild invasions, I’ve found aluminum,
    does the trick. But Stainless is availabe!
    Ramen

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  2. 102 - Alchemist - Jan 20th, 2007

    Pixel – nick the lead off Church roofs and mold it to your head shape. My mate swears by it. Mind you he also swears that he’s Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun and Dracula.
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    Ho hum, the joys!

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  3. 103 - Booty - Jan 20th, 2007

    Might I recommend some foil undergarments as well?
    We don’t want the government putting any ideas in the little noodly ones heads either now, do we?

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  4. 104 - Teddy - Jan 21st, 2007

    @Alchemist, and everyone who followed…
    Please, no, No, NO! Tin foil hats are an idea invented by these very government agencies we can’t trust. You see, the tin foil acts as a better aerial and therefore increases the amount of signals you actually pick up.
    The trick only works if you’ve remembered to ground the tin foil hat (literally wire it to the ground – nice and deep). Same as any metal. Also, try and make sure the metal isn’t touching you.
    .
    What’s more disturbing is that ‘el reg (www.theregister.co.uk) have done the experiment to prove this. Where any amature radio hobbyist can tell you I’m correct.
    .
    .
    I thought rabbits were a pest down under…

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  5. 105 - Beastly Rich - Jan 21st, 2007

    Teddy and your half measures!
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    Anyone can see that the only effective measure against the Total World Aspect Telecaster is to creat a Personal Faraday cage system by wrapping yourself in foil!

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  6. 106 - Teddy - Jan 21st, 2007

    NO! Listen. Don’t wrap yourself in tin foil. It’s not hard to understand now.
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    An aerial is a length (or a piece) of metal. Because metal is one of the best conductors. But, you yourself are a conductor too, and therefore an aerial (hence why people get scared of mobile phone masts). But, the foil is a better aerial than you are. So, having it in contact with you makes you and it the aerial. Shove your finger against the aerial socket of your TV and see the picture improve compared to no aerial. Grab a metal aerial and the picture should improve more.
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    A Faraday cage would help yes. But this is NOT wrapping yourself in tin foil. And, it is only a start. they aren’t magically perfect. So, hide in a tin foil igloo, or better, get that reflective aluminium adhesive roll and paper your room with it, more layers the better. And remember, connect some to a pipe to your radiator to get good grounding. Not really a Faraday cage, but it should help. Leave the floor un’papered’.
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    Wiki gives a good Faraday expo.

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  7. 107 - Alchemist - Jan 21st, 2007

    Teddy “I thought rabbits were a pest down under…”
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    Depends. They can be quite nice in a nibbley kind of way :) Especially if you use Fiery Jack at the same time.
    Mmmm – tingley and nibbley! (sp??)
    .
    Actually got around to clicking on your link. Is that your stuff. Kudos. Minesweeper has been one of my favourites for many years. Just as long as you keep your bar on the side, so no one can read your open windows (spit) and master Alt-tab, you’re quids in for wasting hours of someones time.

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  8. 108 - DutchPastaGuy - Jan 21st, 2007

    Ok, here is one for the UK FSM congregation (or expatriats) . The Downing Street 10 website hosts various petitions. One of them calls on the government to abolish faith schools, the teaching of creationism and IDiocy. Since FSMism isn’t taught, why should any other faith get special treatment, especially since those are fairy tales that don’t have a graph with empirical evindence like ours. The other calls for an end to the promotion of any religion in publicly funded schools. Signing them takes less than a minute. They are at:
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    http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/faithschools/
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    and
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    http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/nofaithinschools/
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    I will put this notice on a couple of the currently active threads, sorry if you read it multiple times. It might have a good side effect, in drawing in sime fundies who’ll shout ‘CONSPIRACY!!’. If anyone here is still active on the BBC blog, feel free to copy-paste the urls over there.

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  9. 109 - DutchPastaGuy - Jan 21st, 2007

    Ok, here is one for the UK FSM congregation (or expatriats) . The Downing Street 10 website hosts various petitions. One of them calls on the government to abolish faith schools, the teaching of creationism and IDiocy. Since FSMism isn’t taught, why should any other faith get special treatment, especially since those are fairy tales that don’t have a graph with empirical evindence like ours. The other calls for an end to the promotion of any religion in publicly funded schools. Signing them takes less than a minute. They are at:
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    petitions.pm.gov.uk/faithschools/
    .
    and
    .
    petitions.pm.gov.uk/nofaithinschools/
    .
    I will put this notice on a couple of the currently active threads, sorry if you read it multiple times. It might have a good side effect, in drawing in sime fundies who’ll shout ‘CONSPIRACY!!’. If anyone here is still active on the BBC blog, feel free to copy-paste the urls over there.

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  10. 110 - Saevio690 - Jan 21st, 2007

    RE: travis

    “Alchemist, Why did NASA say from IR satellite data that there has been “no significant temperature change over the past 18 years”. Ever hear of the Urban effect. Religeon has nothing to do with my opinion. The fact is that the same people who are bashing religeon are the same ones that are grabbing on for dear life to the Global Warming thing and trying to quash all opposition. Is the closed minded ultra-left crowd that has so much vested in it being true. So when all of the weather settles down again (because it is cyclical), I am going to laugh. And yes I will say told you so.”

    The Earth is getting hotter. Full Stop.

    The current doubt is not over that inescapable fact, but whether this is being caused by humans or natural fluctuations that have occurred throughout history. And before you start quoting Al Gore at me, I have seen an Inconvenient Truth and respect it as a gorgeous piece of manipulative art. It’s utter bullshit that’s been cooked up in such a way to further Al Gore’s private agenda. (He doesn’t like people hating him)

    And no, it’s not just non-religious people doubting Global Warming, nor is it only religious people supporting it. Stop drawing a line in the sand, your making yourself look like an idiot.

    RAmen

    PS: Can anyone else spot the delicious irony of a bible basher calling you lot closed minded?

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  11. 111 - Red DutchPasta Kidd - Jan 22nd, 2007

    Yes, the irony is just lovely isn’t it? But then again, for them closed minded means something different: anyone who has different ideas and who won’t immediatly convert to MY version of reality.

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  12. 112 - Rodger the cabin boy - Jan 22nd, 2007

    ‘Stop drawing a line in the sand, your making yourself look like an idiot.’
    Does anyone else see the irony in this?

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  13. 113 - Navigator Spider - Jan 24th, 2007

    Noodly greetings.
    i’m not convinced rabbits are a pest, just that they need to be in their natural environment.
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    under the pie crust next to the vegatables. maybe with a side order of noodles…

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  14. 114 - The FSM loves you - Feb 15th, 2007

    What!?!? Are bacteria His chosen beings?

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  15. 115 - The patient microbiologist - Dec 3rd, 2007

    Bacteria pics would make good material for some new flyers….. though I’m a bit busy thesis writing, so some other enterprising Pastafarian.

    Ramen

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