Archive for January, 2007
what the hell is wrong with you
Published by Bobby Henderson January 30th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 402 Commentshello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a [...]
During the course of my research into condensed stages of DNA my colleague and I came upon this paper. “Nanoscopic structure of DNA condensed for gene delivery”, Dunlap et al, Nucleic Acids Research, (1997), Vol 25, No. 15, Pgs 3095-3101.
Please examine Figure 2c, and be enlightened.
In fact DNA seems to naturally condense into nano-toroids reminiscent [...]
idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster
Published by Bobby Henderson January 27th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 293 Commentswow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians [...]
I found yet more evidence of the FSM’s existence. I know there is plenty, but sadly the unbelievers keep refusing to see the truth.
So here is my contribution.
It was just over my head as I was shoveling snow a few days ago. I had to take a few photos. You can clearly see his noodly [...]
What’s the deal
Published by Bobby Henderson January 27th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 88 CommentsWhat’s the deal…. I mean, given, I drink a lot, but- DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY??? (and not in the way that might stand a possibility of raising their consciousness a bit…) I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are [...]
You’re going to hell
Published by Bobby Henderson January 27th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 1,271 CommentsYou’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro
Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.
–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will [...]
Has anyone else seen this?
Haribo Sour S’ghetti Gummi Candy. The package clearly depicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Here’s what I’m wondering: Is the company using the FSM as sort of a celebrity spokesman for their product, or is it a subtle anti-pastafarian message? What I mean is, how many products do you [...]
fsm crashes Flock of Dodos screening
Published by Bobby Henderson January 20th, 2007 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 845 CommentsI had to write you and tell you about the event we had here at my university (East Carolina University) last night. We had a screening of the new hit documentary “Flock of Dodos: The Intelligent Design / Evolution Circus” by Harvard-trained biologist-turned-filmmaker Randy Olson. Afterwards, there was a panel discussion that included [...]
mouse neurons, the expanding universe, and the fsm
Published by Bobby Henderson January 19th, 2007 in evidence. 109 CommentsThe New York Times has published a graphic which compares the strangely-similar image of mouse neurons, only micrometers wide, to an image of our expanding universe, billions of light years across. There is an obvious noodle-and-meatballs-like pattern to each, suggesting underlying intelligent design, which comes as no surprise to Pastafarians.
Link to the NYTimes graphic.
I was bored at work today(the mortgage industry is slow) and wrote some haiku. I hope you like them.
Praise be unto You
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Creator of all
Stripper factories
And beer volcanoes await
In the afterlife
KeithO
*UPDATE - 1/19/2007 *Â
Here are some more Haikus, found in the comments section. Very nice.
Yes I have been touched
By His Noodley Appendage
It was [...]
Ah… yet another ‘fringe’ relgion
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 627 CommentsAh… yet another ‘fringe’ religion trying to go main stream. Yet I wonder if you realize that standardized religion was set in place to keep the general masses in line? You see there was no standardized religion in the beginning. It wasn’t until the general populace started to become unruly that anyone decided to slap [...]
God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 CommentsA scientist converts & evidence of HIS children
Published by Bobby Henderson January 14th, 2007 in evidence. 115 CommentsThank you for helping me see the light! I must admit until I ran across your pages a few months ago I was a misguided by the pro-evolution, left wing, scientific darwanist dogma. However as a microbiologist, I began running across evidence of HIM wherever I turned (see attached). I have come [...]
pirate weatherman
Published by Bobby Henderson January 14th, 2007 in evidence and pirates. 50 CommentsI have attached a picture of pirate weatherman reporting a rather low temperature, which is even more evidence that pirates reduce global warming.
-Thomas
Pirate Fish Sighting in Argentine Newspaper
Published by Bobby Henderson January 14th, 2007 in General FSM news, Spread the Word and sightings. 156 CommentsI’m an U.S. citizen living in Argentina. As I was reading the paper today I saw what looked suspiciously like the FSM emblem of the pirate fish in the paper! Please refer to pictures.
The ad is sponsored by the Argentine federal government is explaining what things can be taken out [...]
I must say, I feel so much like Doubting Thomas recently. I mean, really, for those who believe in the FSM, no proof is needed, and for those who don’t believe in the FSM, no proof is possible. Same for Jesus.
Until now.
This evidence of the FSM was photographed on the coast of Northern California last [...]
a friend of mine just got back from israel and saw this sculpture which shows that not only judaism, christianity, and islam can claim roots in jerusalem…
religion, positive overall?
Published by Bobby Henderson January 11th, 2007 in General FSM news. 518 CommentsI was recently asked in an interview:
Do you believe religion of any kind has a positive place in our current culture?
My answer:
Yes, I think religion is a positive force, but that it’s morally inferior to intellect; that is, religion is useful and positive as a means to to regulate social values, but it is [...]
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