How can a thing made by man be god? its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT! why would you let people EAT your god? Everyone I know thinks you are retarded, so congrats there :P
-Nautilus
is this a joke, or are you just retarded?
How can a thing made by man be god? its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT! why would you let people EAT your god? Everyone I know thinks you are retarded, so congrats there :P
-Nautilus
No this isn’t a joke. We are retarded.
Tell me, do you post the same thing to Catholic websites? They regard the communion wafers & wine as the body & blood of Christ and they EAT IT!
We aren’t the only people who eat our deity.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Chocolate Jesuses
wow, good for you. did you know that a nautilus is similar to an ammonite, a similar creature of which died out millions of years ago. yea, thought so
Don’t consider it eating as much as becoming one with FSM.
Oh heavens, Nautilus. Does your mommy let you on the computer all by yourself?
Nobody seems to understand that man created spaghetti in FSM’s image! As well as eating spaghetti, a communion of FSM, is a blessing! Fools.
Isn’t Nautilus a sub? And a bed? and a pokemon?
Over 4000 years ago, the first strand of spaghetti was made by a would-be-named prophet, not from his own intellect or ingenuity, but through him. Our Al Dente Deity spoke words of inspiration; “Thou shall make thine source of nourishment in my noodley image”. Man then saw the beauty that was pasta, and the Lord, Flying Spaghetti Monster, saw that it was good. One is closest to his Parmesanian Piousness when consuming the essence of his noodley love.
You must believe my brother!!
I think I would prefer to be referred to as “Differently-Faithed.” Retarded is such an ugly word.
Everyone here thinks your de de de, retard. Congratulations.