In case you’re wondering…
Until we get the *real* pirate ship, I just want a little boat. Like this one:
A yacht like this runs about $35k. Considering the traffic this website gets, it should be no problem raising that much cash. Let’s try:
*Update* There is no longer a random shipping cost added to donations
Come on Bobby, surely sales of the book stretch to $1.2M and volunteer crew must be easy to find….
go to
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Destroyer_Okrylenny.jpg
for a good idea of what it looks like
(my uncle was a navy officer on one of those ships)
I’ve looked at the picture and that’s it. Everyone on half grog rations until we’ve got enough money.
Although the number of the faithful is small, their grog budget is vast.
We should have enough cash in no time.
Count me in. How about a charity drive?
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“All they need is a type 52 destroyer to make their dreams come true…please pledge your money to…”
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We could have televangelists ..” I feeeel your pain, just ten dollars will buy you part of an SS20 and will absolve yourrr sinnnns”
Oh, I can feeeel the holy pastaaa working thro me, mmmm yes raman children!
So Bobby,
On the basis of me, Alchemist and One Eyed Jack you need to upsize your ambition.
You’ll be looking for crew then.
Signed
Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby!
You of all people should know… It’s better to receive, then to ask!
Ramen
Captain. Just don’t let me navigate. I couldn’t find my own arse without help!
Alchemist, you’ve got problems ‘cos who are you expecting to help find your arse?