Get a bible and read it throughly

Published December 28th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.



927 Responses to “Get a bible and read it throughly”

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  1. Chris Perkins says:

    Which Bible do you want me to read? The King James Bible? The Catholic Bible? The Gnostic Gospels? Huh? Why are there no Dinosaurs in the Bible? Is there a Dinsaur Bible out there that we are missing out on? Oh, please, don’t tell me to read the book of Mormon where Jesus went to the Indians, eh?

    Thank you,

    Chris Perkins
    in God ravaged New Orleans

  2. Queen of Rock'n'Roll says:

    Why is it that all the Bible thumpers have no clue about grammar and spelling? Just curious….

  3. Johnny Corvette says:

    Yes stop investigating. Stop researching biology and physics. Stop making progress in medicine, science and technology. You don’t need to read the entire bible. This is all you need to know. Now shut up.

    By the word of the Lord were the heavens made,
    their starry host by the breath of His mouth.
    Psalm 33:6

  4. Re-Oared Marc says:

    I read the bible and as far as drama goes I really prefer Tennessee Williams. The dialogue is much more crisp and the character development is very deep in all of Williams’ books. We should get together and discuss novels more often! Another slice of coffee cake?

  5. Queen of Rock'n'Roll says:

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster made EVERYTHING… so tell this Lord character to stop taking all the credit, please.

  6. maxwell says:

    Dear (no name given),
    “and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven”…..This always puzzles me. Why would you care enough about me to want me to repent so I can go to heaven, but call me stupid and idiotic in the same paragraph? Who made you judge and jury? Let’s get down to it. You don’t give two sh*ts about me or anyone who denies the existence of god, or who challenges your religion. You just think that your little tirade makes you look good in front of your (non-existent) god. Your holier-than-thou stink is making my nose burn. Go play in the street, too. Write back, I dare ‘ya….

  7. Kevin says:

    “Get a Gospel of the Flyin Spaghetti Monster…and read it throughly
    Stop being stupid
    FSM is our maker
    leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
    and to the comment above me, that was FSM hoping to help.
    I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief of christianity.
    and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to paradise.”

    Fix’d.

  8. 'trick says:

    I’ll tell you what, why dont we read the Bible together. I have the perfect website that we can use as a guide to follow along with a Bible: http://www.evilbible.com

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