At our office Christmas party, we had the surprise to be visited by one very special character: the Christmas Pirate! This guy was in for some plunder, but in a strange way: he would ask someone if he or she would prefer a new gift from his lot or rather steal another one’s gift that was already given; if the person chose the latter, he would then use his mighty weapon to threat the other poor chap to give away his gift (but was offered a new gift from his lot as a replacement)! And all of this was apparently supervised by Our Noodly Master Who was quietly sitting on the Christmas Pirate shoulder!
Fortunately, pictures were taken that prove I am not lying; I attached some of them to the present e-mail.
So, I would like the people to be warned about the existence of this new type of Santa and tell them that maybe milk and cookies won’t do it this year…
Ramen!
-Eric Martel
What a good idea!
Have heard about something similar in the Googlewhack book (Dave Gorman)
Should be added to the Holiday traditions everywhere :)
That’s an awesome idea!
In refrence to Pirates, I would just like to note that MORE Pastafarians are coming out of the works!
I was cruising a certain website dedicated to possesive spaces of idividuals when I came across my favorite musician, Ben Folds. In his new video, “Learn to Live with What you Are” Ben dons the holy wardrobe and cavorts around town.
Link Here:http://mv.music.yahoo.com/player/default.asp?cid=1&ps=0&vid=37001499&bw=10000&tw=lmv&pv=10&fs=0
I would just like to Congratulate Mr. Folds on coming out as a Pastafarian.
This is brilliant! A Christmas Pirate! I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I really do.
thuts nots funny i wuz rapued by purits i shit u not
OMG that’s awesome… just want to know a few things.
- Does he respect X-mas trees as places to leave gifts?
- Does he visit anyplace other than offices (schools, homes, etc.)?
- Should I encourage a visit by leaving out a nice bowl of ramen instead of the bland and predictable milk and cookie combination? Or does he prefer some other type of noodle?
Yaaaarrgh and RAmen.
And of course I’d leave some cool grog as well.
you know, santa is one of the simplest anagrams possible for satan. kinda funny what through th xtians heads.
All hail his piratey goodness!
RAmen
That game is ancient, dude. My family has been playing it for years, save we call it the white elephant for some reason I can’t remember.