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From Americans United:
Falwell’s Flub: Jerry-Rigged Policy Opens Door For Pagan Proselytizing In Virginia Public School
A group of Pagans in Albemarle County, Va., was recently given permission to advertise their multi-cultural holiday program to public school children – and they have the Rev. Jerry Falwell to thank for it.
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BTW that’s Gram with a capital G.
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Aww – Peter! All this time I thought it was Paddington Bear!
(Probably bald?, erm Persistently Bloodyminded? no, brain gone – too much beer!)
I expect I will get quoted now for being immature and slagging him off! Oh well, can’t say I care very much!
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The valve on a cylinder of sulphur dioxide has rusted.
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Bloody hell
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Whats so special about ammonia and iodine?
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I thught it might stand for “painfully blind” Peter
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Pretty Bad.
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That guy’s got brain rot, probably from religious indoctrination.
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Tee hee – this could go on for some time :)
I am off to bed.
Have fun all of you :)
RAmen.
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Pea Brains.
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pb is insinuating that all Pastafarians are intolerant Dawkins worshippers.
Thing we should nudge up a few of the hate mail threads for his viewing pleasure?
Or maybe someone should just put a couple of links to those, oh so tolerant, christian posts, up over on the BBC. Just an idea.
Oh dear another conspiracy right there!
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I’m off to bed too. It’s way past my bedtime.
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Byebye.
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edit “think”
As in I “think” my eyes are going from continually reading al these threads.
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No people, it’s (P)ermanently (B)abbling.
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Nikkiee. Do you find that you always dry your hands on your arse? Lab coats make the best towels :)
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Beastly. It goes bang! You paint the solution on something and when it’s dry even the lightest touch makes it go bang :) Tollen’s Reagent for aldehyde’s (ammoniacle AgNo3) can be a bit fruity too :)
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I got it now; pb is short for “Pabst Blue Ribbon beer”
A cheap American ale, so cheap in fact he couldn’t afford the ‘r’ at the end.
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Booty and Nikkiee, I sent them off to you as well.
FSM help me.
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Opps, you too Rich!
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Night Booty, Beastly
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Well Alchemist,
With them off to bed, should we put our heads together?
hahahahaha
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Do you think that will cause an explosion? Where do we start btw with our plan :) Hey it’s going well isn’t it?
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I would hope for nothing less then an explosion Alchemist!
Of some sort anyway… We do need Nikkiee to get more involved in our plan however,
I’ve got the States, you’ve got the UK, Nikkiee needs to dominate her Peninsula.
Then we’ll have it sussed, I think, them other places will beg, er’ I mean will want to be just like us! Yeah! That’s it!
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Don’t worry my friend. The new chemical I’m working on is based upon LSD and opium. It’s incredibly addictive and makes the consumer highly susceptible to suggestion and flights of fantasy. I think I’ll call it “Religion”.
Then the world will be ours! Red Fox has the tritium and Ivanova will deliver the merchandise to the arranged location as discussed. The owl has flown but only hoots when the moon is gibbous!
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@DutchPastaGuy Jan 13th, 2007 at 9:24 am
I don’t want to gross you out but #1 doesn’t have a cat.
He had a dog but it went swimming in the shark tank!
I don’t what #1 is stroking in his lap when you visit him, but when I go and see him, he’s just in a business suit.
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Well, it was obviously a euphemism – “he was stroking his cat”!
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Alchemist,
I’ve no idea what you’re talking about! What does gibbous mean?
The rest of the post is fine. MWAHAHAHA!
I once saw a list entitled something like “When I’m an evil genius.”
Including bits like – I’ll send all my henchmen on extra shooting practice so that 10 of them are at least able to hit an protected man from 20ft with machin guns.
I won’t explain how I can be defeated before putting my nemesis in some hair-brained contraption protected by only two incompitent guards who haven’t been on shooting practice.
etc.
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Gibbous is a stage of the moon – almost full I think.
Have you heard the Star Wars Health and Safety speech as well?
“Hand rails needed on high walkways, deadly creature to be removed from garbage shute..”
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Note to self,
Learn to spell Incompetent before next using it at a creationist.
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@Booty: not to be too much of a star wars geek, but i think the dianoga served a particular purpose in the garbage ‘chute: it’s silicone-based metabolism allowed it to digest inorganic compounds which invariably made their way into the death star’s waste disposal system. it’s also good for eating pesky heroes who find their way onto your battle station (in theory).
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time to go beat myself over the head with my old star wars books just for being enough of a nerd to remember that.
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LOL Homo narrans!
You are indeed a Star Wars geek – but it was only done as a piss take – I obviously didn’t make that clear!
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One of my favorites from the Evil Overlord list:
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I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to demonstrate how evil I am. Loyal service should be rewarded… Which is how it becomes “loyal” service in the first place. And besides, honest messengers are hard to come by when you are in the Evil Overlord business.
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Ah, foolish humans at play again.
makes me feel tingly and kinda warm and fuzzy
like a good meatball left out all week.
Makes me yearn for Skamfor Profit.
Think I’ll slip over to SPAM and the Way of Yo!
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