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Falwell’s Flub: Jerry-Rigged Policy Opens Door For Pagan Proselytizing In Virginia Public School
A group of Pagans in Albemarle County, Va., was recently given permission to advertise their multi-cultural holiday program to public school children – and they have the Rev. Jerry Falwell to thank for it.
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Alchemist,
I like the way you’re sneaking your messages past MI5.
You’ve made separate mentions of U238 & U235 - hint hint.
Separate the U238 & U235.
I also notice someone talking about going round in circles - hint hint.
Separate the U238 & U235 in centrifuges.
This whole website is a cover for a terrorist cell.
I’ve been posting for months and never noticed before….
Where should I deliver this consignment of precission manufactured steel tubes your ordered for ‘his noodliness’.
put it down over there, next to the ‘happy gas’
Ahh Captain. That talk about Russian battleships on the what I want for christmas thread :)
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Our secret cabal, world domination, Nuclear Physicists, Chemists, Biochemists, Biologists, Geologists. MWahahah.
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If they’re not looking yet they will be soon. Plutonium, plutonium, plutonium. (only kidding Officer)
It is worth pointing out to MI5 that the CoFSM is an entirely peaceful organisation and our interests in military hardware and nuclear weapons are soley for the purposes of defence.
Unlike Tony Blair who as much as admits he wants this stuff to start more wars!
He’s the Nutcase.
We only believe the world was created in around 1.6 seconds by a flying spaghetti monster.
TB believes we can make the world more peaceful and everyone get along better by invading more countries and killing more people.
You guys should be spying on him not us!
Actually I assume you are spying on him. At least I hope so.
I SO BET that his memoirs drop you guys in it for the weapons of mass destruction fiasco…
Thanks P#5,
I’ve been over to that blog putting the boot in to PB and McIntosh:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/01/the_thermodynamics_of_andy_mci.html
It isn’t appropriate on the blog but has anyone pointed out that reading PBs blogs there appears to be evidence that some (limited) advantage can be had from having half a brain, eyes and feathers don’t seem much different.
I lost the plot when he/she felt it was actually material that a coach and horses doesn’t just dismantle itself and rebuild itself as a plane.
Beastly,
The calibration on those detonators you asked me to make is really tricky.
Are you sure you need such precision?
It was clever of you to keep ‘the stuff’ in Cornwall where the higher level of background radiation will mask any attempts to detect its ‘emissions’….
Oh My FSM!
I have just spent the day (when I wasn’t refereeing WW3 with the boys or spending £104 on new shoes ARGH!) reading the above posted blog - fucking hell! Pardon my language, but my brain is leaking out of my ears now!
What is wrong with that guy?
PB - if you are reading this - can you answer me one simple little question?
What DO you believe in?
You say you are an evolution sceptic - ignorant, but there you go, people are allowed to be ignorant, but then you say you don’t necessarily believe in Creationism - so how DO you think life came to be?
C’mon - you must have a pet theory?
I have one about the perception of time - probably total bollocks as I only have GCSE Physics, but it’s mine and I am proud of it - I’ll share if you will :)
And do try and pay attention when people are doing their best to explain things to you - sticking your fingers in your ears and going “Lalalalalala” isn’t helping.
HAHAHA “…It was clever of you to keep ‘the stuff’ in Cornwall where the higher level of background radiation will mask any attempts to detect its ‘emissions’….”
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Radon, the pastafarians friend :). I once went on a trip around Sellafield. They had all this “Mighty Atom” stuff around. It was hilarious. We had a talk about Pierre and Marie Curie. When they asked if anyone had any questions, someone asked “what did Marie Curie die of?” I was in the dog house with my ex for the rest of the day.
Stupidity is forgivable, it’s not the person’s fault they’re not as intellegent as you, ignorance on the other hand is purposful, and rude if someone tries to explain to you, that’s why I said he should talk to someone who has studied biology, if you’re face to face with someone, it really is just too much to ask a question and ignore the answer, on the internet he can just skim posts, not really reading them at all
@ Clapran - I totally agree - ignorance in this case is very rude - I wasn’t expressing myself very well as my ears are still bleeding!
@Alchemist - why were you in the doghouse - sounds perfectly reasonable to me - when we had our radiation lesson at school they had some stuff in a leadlined box - they got it out and waved a gigacounter over it which ticked alarmingly - then they put it away and told us it was “safe” -
“So wave the gigacounter over the box then” I said
The teacher refused initially, but when a few of us insisted she did - and the think ticked quite a bit again!!!!
Needless to say I was not impressed with her explanation that it was perfectly safe!
Alchemist,
If you have any ’souviners’ from Sellafield, we’re collecting the ‘gear’ at beastlies place.
Actually I’ve been to Sellafield and on a tour of the AWE at Aldermaston in my time.
My parents were appalled they marched to Aldermaston in the 60s - I got a guided tour.
That should say “thing” not “thinK” - and I have only had one sip of beer!
Safe(r) then, the Irish government has tried to get nuclear power in here a couple of times, there are always so many people protesting they give up.
The lead probably wasn’t thick enough, you really need concrete and lead to stop gamma rays. Poison to stop radiation…
Ah Captain, good show. Do we catch the number 239 bus to Beastlys?
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Booty. I loved chemistry. The only things that put the shits up me were radiochem. and organophosphates. Having to run a counter over your body before you can leave the lab. is a real eyeopener. The owl hoots longest just before the dawn. The first time I had to wear a film badge I unwrapped it from its silver plastic cover. Doh!
Booty. I was in the dog house, as usual, for embarrassing her in public. Red Fox 2030 2/2/07. It happened so often you’d have thought she’d have got used to it.
No shit Alchemist!
I never would have guessed!
I bloody hated it - loathed it from the minute a girl in our class lit a bunsen burner and a 4 foot tutti frutti coloured flame leapt out and took off her eyebrows.
I was told I had to do it in order to become a nurse (bollocks as it turned out) so I did GCSE and got a B - not bad for someone hiding at the back every time a bunsen burner was lit!
We get quite a lot of Xrays at work *shrug* you kind of learn not to think about it too much! I suppose like they used to with the mercury thermometers!
Oh! You get put in the doghouse for embarrassing someone?
I’d never be out of it!
When we first went to Florida (me and my hubby) I not only did a powered drop to the floor during a 360 degree theatre thing because a dinosaur was going to eat me, but I shouted “Jesus” really loudly in a firework display when one went off right in front of us - there was a young American couple next to us and realising they might be religious I apologised to the bloke (who was nearest to me) he had obviously managed to do really well holding his hysteria in up until this point but when I turned to him and said “Sorry!” he just lost it big time and laughed like a drain - his poor girlfriend didn’t hear any of it and was totally bemused! My other half just shakes his head and has another drink!
I knew there was a reason I got a house made of Uraninite! I thought it was like as an alternative to central heating.
Good plan Beastly Rich!
(at least I assume it is a good plan, not having the faintest idea what Uraninite is - is it similar to Kryptonite? ;) Oh dear - I am sorry - couple of cans of beer and I get all silly!)
Where do you live again Beastly?
Can’t be in the UK if you think there is an alternative to central heating!
I always loved playing with the bunsen burners in Chemistry, there were two or three of us who kept trying to get the biggest flames, easily amused, I know. People also set the fire alarms off all the time doing flame tests in chemistry, and because my school was so old and made of wood, well, the building with the labs at any rate, we all had to get out while they made sure the school wasn’t burning down, usually took the best part of a whole class.