From Americans United:
Falwell’s Flub: Jerry-Rigged Policy Opens Door For Pagan Proselytizing In Virginia Public School
A group of Pagans in Albemarle County, Va., was recently given permission to advertise their multi-cultural holiday program to public school children – and they have the Rev. Jerry Falwell to thank for it.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Pastafarian #5
“hahaha It means I didn’t check my spelling! (us usual) I meant “blame†:)”
Oh I see, the blame for the grand Pastafarian conspiracy to vote Dawkins. Well, I did post the message here encouraging Pastafarians to go over to the BBC blog site and vote. And it was somewhat effective. I will happily take any blame, in fact I’m a little proud of it! Call me smug if you will.
I think Dawkins is very good. The Selfish Gene is his only book I ever read, but even though it’s 30 years old already, it was a fascinating read. And not because of the occasional atheist message in it (not that much of it in there anyway), but because of the fascinating biology that is presented. The chapter on genetics in insects is a brilliant read. Even creationists woud be fascinated if they cared to do any reading beyond the AiG website. I also found the Monte Carlo modeling of succesful survival strategies very interesting.
And Beastly Rich, #1 will be pleased indeed. And #1 could use some good news after that scare where one of the double OO’s almost got him. How’s #1’s white-grey cat? Every time I visit him he’s stroking that animal lying on his lap.
@Alchemist
“Probably bomb, sarin, tabun, plutonium, gas centrifuge etc.”
When should we expect them Alchemist?
@Alchemist
Yes, I knew someone who included 7 lines of words like bomb, Jihad, kill US president, etc in the signature of his email. Followed by the line” Don’t be surprised at all these words guys, I just like to keep the secret sevice compute farms busy”. Sweet.
@Wench Nikkiee
If you have an article about McIntosh being told to shut up by University administrators or something like that, I’m sure we would all love to read it. Please give us the url or quote the nice bits from it it was in paper print.
Nikkiee ” When should we expect them Alchemist?”
I’m working on the sarin now. Red Fox is having some problems sourcing the tritium but our operative in the FSB has made contact with Ivanova and secured 2kg of U238, so no need for the centrifuge. If we decide to go with a single stage we should be ready to deploy within the month. I recommended we wait awhile until we can deploy a three stage device…..
Hang on there’s somebody at the door, won’t be a mi…………..
@Beastly Rich Jan 13th, 2007 at 8:25 am
“I keep thinking that I should stop lurking and post something as he seems to feel threatened by how many pastaferians there are”
Hang on Beastly, are you a real person or an online identity? Tell the truth now.
How do we know you aren’t really an imaginary being?
Bugger!
@DutchPastaGuy Jan 13th, 2007 at 9:34 am
“I’m sure we would all love to read it. Please give us the url or quote the nice bits from it it was in paper print.”
I think it was a meeting with some govt ministers…maybe even Blair. I’m kinda brain dead at present, but I’ll try and remember where I saw it. Was there anything on the Dawkins site, do you know? I’m sure it was in a newspaper on the 7th…more likely January now I think of it. I’ll see what I can find. Yes I’m sure 7th Jan. I thought I got the link from one of the threads here.
Of for a haircut now, back in a bit.
“Don’t be surprised at all these words guys, I just like to keep the secret sevice compute farms busyâ€.
Hahaha - like it!
Hang on Alchemist…we’ll do what we can. Any hints as to location?
And there I was thinking they’d go after Peter first, guess it’s time to pay Guantanemo a visit, who’s in charge of getting the cannons?
@DutchPastaGuy
Maybe I dreamt it. I am too tired now to even know.
Catch you all later
It’s ok - they used Securicor. They left the door open!
Ooops - that should have been U235. Don’t want the CIA thinking we’re amateurs :)
After you escaping their clutches? They’d be insulting themselves to call us amateurs
@Wench Nikkiee Jan 13th, 2007 at 9:23 am *Grumble* yes #4
DutchPastaGuy
Jan 12th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
@RedDutchPastaKidd,
Nice to know you under you old name, nice to know you under your new name. Bit of a pity that it doesn’t mean a new Dutch convert though.
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Well I did convert two collegues at work, but they prefer to just read here, they don’t post (yet). One other collegue prefers the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
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Nikiee I really hope you find that article again, i’m curious too.
Clapran - It’s a good job they were. The idea of years without beer would have had me singing like a Canary :) - sorry, saw your link and couldn’t resist.
I just thought I should translate for those who don’t speak Irish, I think it’s an old word too, so not even all the Irish pastafarians would know what it meant