Hi, Bobby,
Would like you to know we’ve been spreading the word in the Green Zone. I drew an image on the dirty rear window of an armored Suburban in the U.S .embassy parking lot, and some fellow Pastafarian added an editorial smiley the next day.
Yarrrrr, me hearty,
Mike Billips, LT, USN
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Indeed, the FSM family is in all places of the world.
I think that is just awesome. Unfortunately, wherever the believers are, the flamers there are also. I wonder if anyone else wrote more stuff on that window…
I am spreading the “Word” in Arabic. Somewhere on my website; I placed: ÙˆØØ´ السباغيتي الطائر complete with link-back. Lets see how smart these pastafarians are. I am sure the scribble will cause someone in HomeLand Security to have a cow.
I take my steaks well done please….
Stirring up a bit of trouble huh?
Stirring up a bit of trouble huh?
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I can’t believe anybody would do that?
At last, some good news from B’dad.
WEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
its snowing here. and FSM can go suck a dick. BUDDHA KICKS UR ASS. thats right. ur getting buddhist hatemail. HAHAHAHA
my god prolly ate urs for breakfast…oh wait HE DID
Thanks for that, Snowman.
Just think… someday you’ll grow up.
Enjoy your youth.
@SNOW TONIGHT
Buddha is not a god nor would he eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster because Buddha is a vegetarian and wouldn’t like the meat balls.
My my snowy. Your mums on crack tonight as a link? Hell, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that one ;) Why don’t you come and play? Or are you another one hit wonder. Grow up!
(Says me??)
When the Buddha ate the rice noodles he become enlightened of His Noodly Appendage. So where’s the problem?
RAmen
Buddha never ate rice noodles, they were invented AFTER HIS DEATH, and besides, the FSM cannot manifest itself in rice, it is NOT NOODLES, PIRATES, MIDGETS, or any other crock you idiots invented, and if you give me something about the FSM inventing everything, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KICK YOUR ASS OVER THE NET.
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Pissed myself laughing!
Go ahead “Chap” I like the thought of God helping you kick our collective asses - not sure that is very Godlike behaviour though….
But FSM did invent everything…
@Chap - yeah, I’m with Beastly FSM invented everything. Everything, the FSM invented.
On with the ass kicking - do your worst!
Chaps all talk.
Yeah. All mouth and no trousers as we say!
besides, rice noodles are noodle, just much finer than egg noodle, they only take about a minute or two to cook too
How will i tell if I am feeling the subtle nudge of a noodly appendage? as an irishman I am particularly interested in potato based pasta, is there any evidence of his noodleyness at work in Gnocchi for example - i await with bated breath.
By the way - there are a lot of nasty fundamentalists here : http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/01/the_thermodynamics_of_andy_mci.html - I have been busy refuting their nonsense (but not on an empty stomach!!). I think Coleoptera has been sighted there too.
Hey, not all fundamentalists are nasty. Just the extremist/retarded ones. Which I’m afraid we have there. =(
And Gee Dubya, I’m sure you’ll know the nudge of His Noodlyness when you feel it. His Noodly Appendage nudges all of us all the time, you just have to be calm and listen to the pasta (yarr!). =D There is evidence in everything, especially pasta-based foods, or so I believe. I must say, I was pleased to find on my fork while eating spaghetti bolognese yesterday a likeness of the FSM. I discussed briefly with my girlfriend and we decided that it would be an honour to eat it, so I did. You see, you can revere His Noodlyness in all that you do =)
And yay for the Word in Baghdad!
“Forgive them Holy Noodley Appendeage, for they know not what they have boiled”.
Puke 12:17