Hi, Bobby,
Would like you to know we’ve been spreading the word in the Green Zone. I drew an image on the dirty rear window of an armored Suburban in the U.S .embassy parking lot, and some fellow Pastafarian added an editorial smiley the next day.
Yarrrrr, me hearty,
Mike Billips, LT, USN
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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Maybe you should add FSM in arabic though, to increase the spread of his noodely goodness.
Cool :) May the Mightly FSM protect you all from harm with His Noodley Appendage.
RAmen
The Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads his goodness all around the world! Be careful, Mr. Mike, and come home soon. FSM will watch over you :)
RAmen, Mike, excellent . And with absolutely no defasement of public property.
Good one. Following Jingle’s suggestion, can someone post “FSM” in Arabic? I think that would be useful for FSM missionary work worldwide…
الطيران سباغيتي الوØØ´
At least that is Google’s translation, although I think it is actually ‘Aviation Spagetti Monster’. At least that is what it translated back into, according to Google lol
The Green Zone is for PUSSIES. Get out into the world once in a while, FOBBIT. That said, praise his noodly greatness.
Vicous Knife Dec 31st, 2006 at 9:55 am
الطيران سباغيتي الوØØ´
At least that is Google’s translation, although I think it is actually ‘Aviation Spagetti Monster’. At least that is what it translated back into, according to Google lol
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Cool, Aviation Spagetti Monster! It’s as if it is evolving!
Ramen
‘Aviation Spagetti Monster’
A fitting translation apt for the military, no?
ÙˆØØ´ السباغيتي الطائر
Is the right translation.. now spread it:P
I read that Saddam’s last words were praise His noodly Goodness and bring on the strippers/beer.
Johnny Corvette Jan 1st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I read that Saddam’s last words were praise His noodly Goodness and bring on the strippers/beer.
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I heard his last words were… arrrggghhh I can’t breath… arrrggghhh…
heheheh. You’re one sick puppy Peter :) Happy New Year
Hi Alchemist.
It was my good catholic upbringing.
Happy New Year! To you too!
Ramen
The FSM gets better all the time, keep up the good work everyone and a very happy New Year to all!
Ramen.
It’s the fastest-growing religion - and the smartest! Kudos to Lt. Mike for spreading the word! May the strippers in Heaven smile upon him! Ramen!
Now that pastafarianism is being spread into muslim dominated parts of the world, any volunteers for hatemail translators? I know we need them for the ones in English anyway, but how can we respond if we don’t know how they’re insulting us?
Rabbit Jan 4th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Now that pastafarianism is being spread into muslim dominated parts of the world, any volunteers for hatemail translators? I know we need them for the ones in English anyway, but how can we respond if we don’t know how they’re insulting us?
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I’m confused? You mean people would actually insult us?
Oh the shame.
Fobbit? I? Sirrah, you wound me. I’ve left the Green Zone on a Baghdad neighborhood patrol. Once.
Considering I’m a Navy public affairs officer, and I had to beg and plead to get to go, I think I’m over my quota.
I’ve also done the back and forth to Victory a couple times, but I don’t count Route Irish as leaving the Green Zone; too easy.
May His noodly appendage extend to all parts, but are you all sure that the US military is the best way to spread his word? Sorry for being a war spoil sport, but I think that pirate preaching is best done in peace times and peaceful places. Am I the first anit-fucker-head-Bush on this website? I definitely hope not. Bless the noodle, man
Indeed, the FSM family is in all places of the world.
I think that is just awesome. Unfortunately, wherever the believers are, the flamers there are also. I wonder if anyone else wrote more stuff on that window…
I am spreading the “Word” in Arabic. Somewhere on my website; I placed: ÙˆØØ´ السباغيتي الطائر complete with link-back. Lets see how smart these pastafarians are. I am sure the scribble will cause someone in HomeLand Security to have a cow.
I take my steaks well done please….
Stirring up a bit of trouble huh?
Stirring up a bit of trouble huh?
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I can’t believe anybody would do that?
At last, some good news from B’dad.
WEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
its snowing here. and FSM can go suck a dick. BUDDHA KICKS UR ASS. thats right. ur getting buddhist hatemail. HAHAHAHA
my god prolly ate urs for breakfast…oh wait HE DID
Thanks for that, Snowman.
Just think… someday you’ll grow up.
Enjoy your youth.
@SNOW TONIGHT
Buddha is not a god nor would he eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster because Buddha is a vegetarian and wouldn’t like the meat balls.
My my snowy. Your mums on crack tonight as a link? Hell, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that one ;) Why don’t you come and play? Or are you another one hit wonder. Grow up!
(Says me??)
When the Buddha ate the rice noodles he become enlightened of His Noodly Appendage. So where’s the problem?
RAmen
Buddha never ate rice noodles, they were invented AFTER HIS DEATH, and besides, the FSM cannot manifest itself in rice, it is NOT NOODLES, PIRATES, MIDGETS, or any other crock you idiots invented, and if you give me something about the FSM inventing everything, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KICK YOUR ASS OVER THE NET.
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Pissed myself laughing!
Go ahead “Chap” I like the thought of God helping you kick our collective asses - not sure that is very Godlike behaviour though….
But FSM did invent everything…
@Chap - yeah, I’m with Beastly FSM invented everything. Everything, the FSM invented.
On with the ass kicking - do your worst!
Chaps all talk.
Yeah. All mouth and no trousers as we say!
besides, rice noodles are noodle, just much finer than egg noodle, they only take about a minute or two to cook too
How will i tell if I am feeling the subtle nudge of a noodly appendage? as an irishman I am particularly interested in potato based pasta, is there any evidence of his noodleyness at work in Gnocchi for example - i await with bated breath.
By the way - there are a lot of nasty fundamentalists here : http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/01/the_thermodynamics_of_andy_mci.html - I have been busy refuting their nonsense (but not on an empty stomach!!). I think Coleoptera has been sighted there too.
Hey, not all fundamentalists are nasty. Just the extremist/retarded ones. Which I’m afraid we have there. =(
And Gee Dubya, I’m sure you’ll know the nudge of His Noodlyness when you feel it. His Noodly Appendage nudges all of us all the time, you just have to be calm and listen to the pasta (yarr!). =D There is evidence in everything, especially pasta-based foods, or so I believe. I must say, I was pleased to find on my fork while eating spaghetti bolognese yesterday a likeness of the FSM. I discussed briefly with my girlfriend and we decided that it would be an honour to eat it, so I did. You see, you can revere His Noodlyness in all that you do =)
And yay for the Word in Baghdad!
“Forgive them Holy Noodley Appendeage, for they know not what they have boiled”.
Puke 12:17
@Gee Dubya
“is there any evidence of his noodleyness at work in Gnocchi for example - i await with bated breath.”
I believe Gnocchi is quite legal by FSM standards.
Gee Dubya Jan 11th, 2007 at 8:16 am
“http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/01/the_thermodynamics_of_andy_mci.html - I have been busy refuting their nonsense (but not on an empty stomach!!). I think Coleoptera has been sighted there too.”
Gee Dubya, have seen you in action over at BBC. I believe you have already been touched ny His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
A few of us here have been along for the ride over at BBC :) Pastafarians set sail to help out where ever they may and navigate whichever way the fundies call us.
RAmen
@Gee Dubya
By the way, pb paid us a visit here at the CoFSM. :)
http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/29/the-wall-of-seperation.htm#comment-36735
@St. Romaine,
What are you doing here? We’re all waiting for more from you on the Sad News thread.
May his noodliness protect you, and return you safely from harm.
Ramen.
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Pancho