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I just wanted to share a picture of the tribute I made of the beloved FSM.
Thank you,
Rebecca
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Yet more proof of our noodely benefactor.
I want my own FSM “beanie baby”!! Perhaps Rebecca can contact Ty Warner of Ty “Beanie Babies” and help them design a special FSM Beanie. We could have a contest on this site to write the poem for the tag (each Beanie Baby has its own poem). All proceeds from the sales of the FSM Beanie Baby could go toward Prophet Bobby’s pirate ship!
That’s actually a really good idea. We should go for it.
Any chance Rebecca can post instructions to make these. They’re cool.
@Queen of Rock’n'Roll
“All praise his Noodly Goodness,
And sip his tamato-ey sauce,
And eat of his big tasty meatballs,
And worship His pasta-ey soul”
I dont really like the last line, but I couldn’t think of anything else.
RAmen
I would so buy a plushie.
~cheers
@Gnocci Man:
I agree, the last line sucks!
But the rest is great. New contest finish that stanza.
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That is a a superb FSM critter, feel sorry for the two hamsters that gave their life so s/he could live…. ;)
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“All praise his Noodly Goodness,
And sip his tamato-ey sauce,
Eat of his big tasty meatballs,
…But please try not to gorgeâ€?
…And give thanks to this great force”?
…And share his kind words”?
…And support the pirates cause”?
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I like the last line best.
And 50% of the profits would go towards buildin’ a sturdy vessel to travel the seas with while preaching of His Noodly Appendage
I love FSM!! he visqited me in a dream and told me to eat him so i did.
@Teddy
Yep, “And support the pirates cause” is definitely the right one.
RAmen
Oops!, should read…
And support the pirates’ cause.
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Forgot the apostrophe ;) Can’t have bad English now, can we?
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Between us we’re brilliant. Well okay, I just did one line, but I still think I’m brilliant.
@Teddy
I spent around 9.35 seconds on the poem. Apparently, brilliance amounts mostly to blind luck. well, I always kind of believed that, anyway.
RAmen
How about “Support the piratical cause”.
I think I prefer that just because I like the word piratical.
Gabbah Spudling Jan 9th, 2007 at 7:48 am
“I love FSM!! he visqited me in a dream and told me to eat him so i did.”
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Good call.
Gabbah Spudling you have been truely touched by his noodly appendage.
You must feel so proud (and satisfied obviously).
RAmen.