Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
Get a bible and read it throughly
Published by Bobby Henderson December 28th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 926 Comments
926 Responses to “Get a bible and read it throughly”
Don’t bother with Latin. Latin was only used by apostate Christendom to hide God’s word from the people.
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Hahaha – Booty. All I remember was a lot about slave girls, slave boys and the forum. Oh and Caeser.
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Booty, hahaha.
I just more or less told him his latin sucks! Which it does.
What the hell is Greek latin anyway? Does it involve olive oil?
I like slippery stuff!
Ramen
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What? About girls siting under a tree?
I could see how that could spread ;)
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Peter, let’s hope that the olive oil is extra virgin. And, use a condom.
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Really?
I don’t remember any of that!
I did it for 2 years and that sentance and “mensa, mensa, mensat, mensamus mensatis mensant” is all I remember! (and the last bit my mum taught me!)
ooh Olive Oil!
Can someone put that link up again for the lube? ;)
What I DO remember is us taking the piss out of the teacher for 2 years – she was the only one who let us get away with it – and we made the most of it :)
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@Booty Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
“Latin is a language as dead as dead can be…it killed the ancient Romans and now it’s killing me!”
Has anyone informed the physiologists and medics of this?
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@Booty Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“What? About girls siting under a tree?”
I know, I know… Eve did it! Eve’s got the olive oil.
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If they ever did Latin at school I expect they already know!
Bit of a Private school rhyme I think (scary stuff!)
Might explain some of the problems in medical schools though ;)
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Booty. I did O’level Latin. I wasn’t really gifted at languages. I managed to pass somehow. I can still decline res, habeo, paro and stuff. Just not sure what they mean :)
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So this girl is sitting under the tree with some olive oil …uh oh.!
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Rub a dub dub!
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It’s girlS under the tree ;)
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@Booty
“It’s girlS under the tree ;)”
Ohh……..!
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:)
I have to go to bed :(
Catch you all tomorrow :)
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“Can someone put that link up again for the lube? ;)”
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I believe this is the lubricating thread.
Back up there somewhere? Thread got to big to just be a bible thread anyway.
Ramen
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There are many types of religions in our world and who is to say which is the right one. It really depends on which religion a person is in as to which they view as the answer.
What gives anyone the right to say what religion someone else may practice –> Who died and made them God??? Some people just have a very, very small mind and can’t see anything outside of their own constricted & brainwashed mind & we can tell who these people are by their incoherent rantings and ravings of hate and hostility as they seem to have no othere means of communicating. We’re all in this world together and if we don’t at least learn to tolerate one another, then, we will surely die together in turmoil.
PRAISE Our Flying Spaghetti Monster! PRAISE everyones God!
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Hi Todd, Wandering is cool I guess.
But getting stoned and trying to stay perfectly still…
Is not only cool, but it’s harder then hell!
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Hey everybody, I’m back from the weekend and had alot of reading to do to catch up. First of all, i’m pretty sure i have a sense of humor, you just havn’t seen it too much since most of my posts are reffuting statements i don’t agree with. Anyway, let me prove my sense of humor to all of you right now with a senseless, innaproprate completely tasteless sexist joke. Why did the woman cross the road????? Who cares, why isn’t she in the kitchen making me a sandwhich? BOOYAH!!
Ok, now that thats out of the way i have a question. What does this mean… “I think Dr.Worm might be the same – TBHNA”
I have no idea what TBHNA means, so maybe someone could school me.
Anyway, you guys have a good day, i gotta get back to “work”
P.S. Don’t take offense to the joke, i’m not really a sexist pig i just thought it was funny. Besides, pirates aren’t known for respecting women so i guess i should be applauded for carrying on the tradition :) Later
Dr. Worm
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Dr Worm – TBHNA “Touched By His Noodley Appendages” It’s a compliment :)
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Touched By His Noodly Appendage Doctor.
And make your own fucking sandwich! ;)
Doctors – all the same! ;)
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Oh ok, makes perfect sense now. Well i appreciate the compliment.
@Booty- if i wanted to make my own sandwich i would have been born with ovaries. Does you’re husband know you backtalk men like that?
… i love a woman with some attitude;)
Dr. Worm
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I am a urology nurse – my husband respects that I know an awful lot about a certain part of his anatomy, and if he wants to keep it in the way he has grown accustomed to he had better learn to make his own sandwiches – and iron his own shirts!
If you come a bit closer I can try and kick your testicles up so they feel like ovaries ;)
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@Booty- Saucy!!! I like that :)
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:)
Well, this wench is overdue for bed (too much study of anatomy last night ;) ) night night. Catch you later :)
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Night Booty :)
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Goodnight.
BTW, when i called you “Saucy”…. pun definately intended
Dr. Worm
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Why is our church so much better than any other? where else do women followers offer to kick the male followers’ testicles up into their abdomens so they can feel like ovaries? it just doesn’t get any better…
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Get a dictionary and read the spelling of thoroughly thoroughly. Unless he was intentionally playing with the word “through” (and maybe even a bit of “true”/”truly” in there as well!), which would have been clever.
I assume our rophet Boby is incapable of typos of course… (especially during the sacred ritual of copy-pasta).
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you think that god created the world becaus very church says he did what happens if we fsm believers are right and your wrong anyway i dont want to go to heaven i want to die and go to hell for killing people in war.
i believe in fsm now because he/she/it reminds me of food.
im not fat im skinny and have had 4 years special traning so i can kill poeple get killed and then meet fsm ‘who will come again to judge the living and the dead’i mean god hahahahahahahahahah very funny did he zap us with lightning because we are ……….. BAD ………….
oh and in the bible it says a eye for a eye but then we were told turn a the other wich one do you applie in your life!!!
the bible is a load of sh** cr** and complete and utter rubbish sincerly yours
edmund ooooo
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you think that god created the world becaus very church says he did what happens if we fsm believers are right and your wrong anyway i dont want to go to heaven i want to die and go to hell for killing people in war.
i believe in fsm now because he/she/it reminds me of food.
im not fat im skinny and have had 4 years special traning so i can kill poeple get killed and then meet fsm ‘who will come again to judge the living and the dead’i mean god hahahahahahahahahah very funny did he zap us with lightning because we are ……….. BAD ………….
oh and in the bible it says a eye for a eye but then we were told turn a the other wich one do you applie in your life!!!
the bible is a load of sh** cr** and complete and utter rubbish sincerly yours
edmund you disgrace
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this guy is a laughing stock hahahahahahah
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is this edmund guy being serious?
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I hope not Homo narrans. I think he’s just swallowed too many commas ;)
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Hmmm. Would you like some vinaigrette for your word salad?
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Dear all christians.
I’m not an athiest, i’m not a christian, i don’t belong to any religeon. But what really ticks me off, is the fact that people are just as blinded by your “God” as any pastafarian or any other religeous believer is blinded by theirs. You claim the people in Iraq are violent and such, and that it’s ridiculous that they willingly sacrifice themselves with bombs strapped to their chests, but didn’t the same thing happen in the crusades? The church promised the warriors that they would be accepted into heaven if they fought for the church. The islamic leaders promise no different, and yet your pope called them violent. The pope apologized later, but for what? The pope apologized for them getting mad, not that he was wrong in calling them violent. I admire this new religeon, not because I believe in it, but because it shows the faults in every other religeon that exists today. Pastafarians don’t give a C*** that stem cell research is bad because “it’s killing human lives” the only thing that matters to them is the fact that stem cell reasearch can SAVE lives. Christians are just as ignorant as the people they call ignorant, and every war that has ever been fought has either been for religeon or money. That’s all i have to say on this subject -.-
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For all the clueless people out there, this is satire at its best. Its a way for people to be non-believers in a society over run by delusional fools.
People who spend the time writing hate mail, rather then having a laugh are severly insecure. Those actions are also a prime indication that your xtian religion is nothing but a short of intolerant, isnt Jesus suppost to be the prince of peace or am I mistaken?
I find all religion to be as humorus as FSM, which I enjoy frankly because it pisses off jeebus freaks. The ideology of religion does not require the handling with kids gloves, thats a misconception which is being used here at the Church of the FSM. This “religion” if you will, of FSM, is quite the test for the one g-d wonder believers and really makes their true colors come show.
I should not have to remind those who practice xtianity or any other religion here in the states, but I will….There is in the constitution the FREE EXCERCISE OF RELIGION: Not just xtiandom, but ANY RELIGION or be it NO RELIGION. The actions that of harassing those who believe differently from your sect or do not believe in your sect at all is unconstitutional and UNAMERICAN. the Xtian kult is NOT the law of the land and this is NOT a theocracy, if you what one nation under g-d move to Iran.
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American Athesit,
Many people who post on this site genuinely believe in the greatness of his noodly appendage and sincerely believe that the theory of unintelligent design has more credibility than intelligent design.
Have you ever seen film of thousands of by turtles racing to the sea being picked off by seagulls?
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That can’t be intelligent design and it obviously couldn’t just happen by chance so it must be unintelligent design.
It can’t be chance because you’d be saying that one day hundreds of turtles all showed up at the same beach by pure chance. That’s so unlikely we can dismiss all notions of chance out of hand. I won’t even bother with evolution because it has been so brilliantly routed by lots of very respectable scientists none of whom are crackpots apparently.
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UD is the only possible explanation. And because UD was invented by the CoFSM that conclusively proves the (unintelligent) agent of design is the FSM.
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I don’t understand that last argument very well, but the Christians seem to think that because they came up with ID the designer must be their vision of God. Basically if you have a theory you get to decide how it is interpreted. That only seems fair and should apply to all science, and certainly the same rules should apply to the FSM.
RAmen.
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i HAVE a bible you jerkoff! the gospel of the FSM! get your dick out of your ear. seriosly.
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Why do you want to force the crap of the bible upon another religion. Ill tell you why because you are in so much denial that your religion isnt a load of crap about a guy in a nappy wandering around a desert healing people. Jesus was killed because at that time he was pissing people off just like you and he was trying to denounce everyone else. That is why he was nailed to a cross, stabbed and left on a hill to die. Then the retards who believed Jesus’ crap said he came back from the dead. Bull. Why should i believe your bull shit over this that has alot more proof than the Bullshit that is christianity. Just because you believe that god was an all powerful man in a place that cannot be found in the universe dosnt meen we should. Stop bitching you whiny little pussy.
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@fez
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so true. right on. because they want to save our godless souls because if we don’t agree with god, then we should be hated. funny how that doesn’t even work to same level as in sports rivalries. great comment
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I still dont understand why anyone could logicaly and rationaly choose a religion (founded entirely on faith) over atheism (founded entirely on logic, science and reason).
There must be lots of contributeing factors, like, attention seeking, emotional insecurity and fear of the inevitable – like death.
I would like to say this before any christians try to prove me wrong claiming that the bible is proof. If the bible is your proof, then you have proof, and you technicaly have no faith, because as far as you are concerned you KNOW, you dont BELIEVE, the very bible that you would claim to be proof is also demanding that you have ‘faith’ in God and need no proof. Im sorry, you cannot choose to believe some of the bible, but not all of it, that is just selective belief and anyone can do that, it requires minimal thought, and really is the easy way out.
That said, i cant even understand how anyone can concider the bible as proof, it was surposed to have been written around 2000 years ago after all, in a language very different from any current ones (Ancient Arrabic probably). Even after that it was translated, and rewritten several times, BY HAND – Imagine being a scribe and having to copy out the entire bible, wouldnt YOU be tempted just to skip the odd word here and there? – imagine the changes this would have caused to the overall book!
Ok im going now, cheers for reading =)
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hello fellow people of the fsm believers i h8 god because he zapped me with his evil bolts now i am dead i am alive because im a zombie,and i belive in the great almighty fsm he met me in hell while he was shopping for fire to burn god, so he picked me up and saved me and brought me back to life
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Sounds like an interesting time…
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silly christian the bible is made by the pope so he can make god a dog and what not
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I would like to know why the ramblings of some old dead guys constitute absolute proof that the universe was created by some being that was NOT made out of spaghetti.
There is no proof for religion- you can’t make people believe anything they don’t want to, especially without proof.
So please stop telling me to repent so I’ll go to heaven. I don’t believe in your heaven. Plus, it’s boring. Our heaven is cool.
Thank you very much
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CheshireAngle Jan 29th, 2007 at 8:21 am
silly christian the bible is made by the pope so he can make god a dog and what not
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Most interesting, I must say.
That’s the first time I’ve heard this theory.
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Enter the right wing christan fundamentalist. Again.
Just for the record, I’m a left wing christian. Anyways, what the right-wing facist freaks that keep sending us e-mail seem to keep forgetting is that the Bible says not to judge, only god has that ability. OR the FSM, one of the two. Anyways, right-wingers that are here to flame us….well, you’re doing something you aren’t supposed to be. Naughty Naughty. ~wags a finger~
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If we read the bible we get super confused with all the contradictions in teachings, the geographical errors, the different versions of the same story and the STUPID, STUPID CRAP! As Chris Perkins said at the top… Which Bible? It was originally put together to push a specific point of view by some powermongers, ignoring a lot of (at the time) traditional teachings of Jesus.
PS: GET THE JOKE YOU DUMB, DUMB MOTHER F*%#ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 words FUCK YOU FUCK EVERY ASSHOLE WHO DOSENT GET THE FUCKING JOKE
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