Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
Get a bible and read it throughly
Published by Bobby Henderson December 28th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 926 Comments
926 Responses to “Get a bible and read it throughly”
@Peter Popoff: of course! how could i forget the doctor…he was certainly one of those types who are only religious because they are so proud of themself that they simply MUST be better than everyone else, and couldn’t possibly NOT be GOD’S CHOSEN!!!!! he was one serious fucking wanker.
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@Noodulous: BLR was Bobby’s Last Reply, a total whackjob who believed she was the prophecised Fatimah, or the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary. she believed she cold summon storms with a prayer and call down UFOs on command. i kinda miss her, but if you look through the hatemail archives, you’ll see quite a few of her schizophrenic-word-salad emails.
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“schizophrenic-word-salad”
I have found a new favourite phrase :)
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Why oh why oh why must a harmless group of people who have the simple honourable belief that the world was put together in 2 seconds by a flying spaghetti monster attract nut cases.
Is there something about of humble beliefs that draws them in to us?
[Puts parrot on its perch, removes tricorn hat and scratches head.]
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glad to be of service, Booty.
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People! Important Announcement!
Lay of the water (yes even Peters miracle water just to be safe) and drink only grog:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6261509.stm
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“I think it would take one serious egomaniac to declare him(her?)self Almighty God.”
Well, that’s not necessarily true. Remember, one of our dilegent posters is Jeseus.
And I think I liked Dr. Mike better than this guy
” some will fall away from the faith, paying attention to misleading inspired utterances and teachings of demons.”
Oh no! I knew my family were pagans, but DEMONS? Now I know were my uncle got that freaky laugh…..
seriously. This guy now has the focus of a very large part of my rage.
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA, That question has been plaguing mankind.
Since the beginning of time.
A week ago last yesterday!
I’m sure the answer is here in the CoFSM, but like all things, religious it must first be interpreted and made to work.
Ok, back to ‘getting a bible and reading it’ for me.
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Oh FFS! What is wrong with these people!
Thank goodness I have a large goblet of Pimm’s Winter recipe on hand for such emergencies.
I don’t know why our beliefs distress people Captain – I was trying to explain to an anaesthetist last week that global warming was due to the decline in pirates, but I think he had inhaled too much of his gases – alas, he could not see the truth.
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Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 14th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
People! Important Announcement!
Lay of the water (yes even Peters miracle water just to be safe) and drink only grog:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6261509.stm‘
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Well that wasn’t my water she was drinking! No way!
And even if it were, she now has eternall life. Win/win.
Ramen
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@L’TUAE – so, didn’t you wonder why your uncle had a beard and horns? ;)
Oh dear – don’t rage at him, that is what he wants – just laugh at the silly fucker!
IF he wants to live his life being miserable then let him – we will just carry on living worthwhile lives and being happy.
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That’s a good point actually – I thought too much grog gave you a headache, not too much water…..maybe we are being deliberately misled to try and keep us off the grog!
It’s a conspiracy!
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Schitzophrenic, I swear.
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If you know where to look on the internet you can reams and reams of this totally random, (usually religious) nonsensical bs written by mental patents. None of it means a damn thing but the sufferer always thinks that it’s terribly important. I happen to think that the bible is something similar but edited for political reasons by priests.
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@ Booty – Oh, I know, it’s just so hard to keep the rage in when I see these kind of people. I have a very low tolerance for stupidity.
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Captain – a lesson for us all in that link. Although I don’t think I’ll have much of a problem. I remember similar things happening over here in the dance scene of the 90s.
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Homo narrans – BLR was before my time I think, but I read some of her e-mails to bobby. Care in the community has a LOT to answer for.I suspect she was genuine article though – completely barking!
Did you see the article on anti-cancer chicken eggs?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6261427.stm
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Just have some more grog L’TUAE – that should soothe your barnacles :)
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Bobby’s Last Reply is before my time also.
This matches anything I’ve ever seen for full on whackjob:
Intoxicating perhaps?
Fine as wine, perhaps?
OH pirate talk…
Shiver me timbers
here but mum is the word.
Gas and oil and warm thoughts.
ARRRRRRRRR
Everytime I think of you
But oh let’s just shoo shoo shoo
right along now
Cause ye be pirates and
have taken enough of my heart
There comes a time
when words to rhyme
kind of makes me think like
the ship never comes in
Link:http://www.venganza.org/2006/09/19/talk-like-a-pirate-day.htm#comment-4233
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who let her near a computer?
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Very nice Captain!
We have set our anchor down in “Pirate fish seen in Argentinian Newspaper” thread as this one is taking too long to load. :)
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@@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 14th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
“Having a nice day Nikkiee?”
So far so good Captain :) Early yet I’ll see how breakfast goes.
@Booty
“I was trying to explain to an anaesthetist last week that global warming was due to the decline in pirates, but I think he had inhaled too much of his gases – alas, he could not see the truth.”
Don’t you just love the look on someones face when you try to tell them that truth?
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It was very amusing! I think I need to print off some graphs and take them with me this week, since I have got everyone talking!
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MENE, MENE, TEKEL and PARSIN
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That’s it spit it out and then you’ll feel much better.
You don’t want to swallow anymore of that. It’s not good for for the mind.
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Did somebody write graffitti on the walls again?
Somebody slap an ASBO on him!
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“Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?”
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Muppet!
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@Almighty God
And a nice day to you too: you seem to need it badly… or is it You?)
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“MENE, MENE, TEKEL and PARSIN”
What does it mean? Have the aliens arrived?
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I miss BLR, too. I know that some got a bit upset with her because she was as cracked as the dark side of the moon, but I always enjoyed her posts. I also implored her to seek help. I really hope that she did.
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Also, I thought that Muppets had better hair.
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The actual text is: Mené Mené Tekèl Ufarsin. Almighty God is struggling with His Almighty Keyboard
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This must be the guy they consult to get names for new cars.
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It’ll all make sense when the nissan Mene comes out next year.
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For this is what Jehovah has said, the Creator of the heavens, He the true God, the Former of the earth and the Maker of it, He the One who firmly established it, who did not create it simply for nothing, who formed it even to be inhabited: “I am Jehovah, and there is no one else. In a place of concealment I spoke not, in a dark place of the earth; nor said I to the seed of Jacob, ‘Seek me simply for nothing, YOU people.’ I am Jehovah, speaking what is righteous, telling what is upright.
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he thinks we fail the test?
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*snigger*
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“This must be the guy they consult to get names for new cars.”
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Hahahahahahahahaha! I am driving the Ford Tekel now.
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Telling you what is upright…
Captain was telling me all about that earlier ;)
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tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias: ephobounto gar ton laon, ina me lithasthosin: agagontes de autous estesan en tu sunedriu. kai eperotesen autous o arkhiereus legon: ou parangelia parengeilamen umin me didaskein epi tu onomati toutu; kai idou peplerokate ten Ierousalem tes didakhes umon, kai boulesthe epagagein eph’ emas to aima tou anthropou toutou.
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And now for some Esperanto, c’mon!
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Almighty God Jan 14th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“I am Jehovah, and there is no one else.”
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Houston, we have a problem… What about the rest of us?
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[IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/blackangel2/heavydrinker.jpg[/IMG]
Hopefully that picture will load and you can see what’s still my desktop background after a year. Thank His Noodlyness for the internet!
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is that gibberish or does it mean something?
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Hold that, from what he’s said sofar, even in English it’ll be gibberish.
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Can’t get the ink Fish respect – try again?
Try without the http bit?
LOL@ Peter – you are just an illusion – haven’t you worked that one out yet?
I like our Ford Galaxy – I don’t WANT a new car :(
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Come come Jehovah, back into bed now and have some nice medication.
(It’s OK folks he’s armless)
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Almighty God Jan 14th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias: ephobounto gar ton laon, ina me lithasthosin: agagontes de autous estesan en tu sunedriu. kai eperotesen autous o arkhiereus legon: ou parangelia parengeilamen umin me didaskein epi tu onomati toutu; kai idou peplerokate ten Ierousalem tes didakhes umon, kai boulesthe epagagein eph’ emas to aima tou anthropou toutou.
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Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare
Ramen
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Could someone kick out this junkthrower of an “Almighty God”? He isn’t saying something: just launching chunks of text in different languages (English and Greek, so far: Hebrew or Latin will be next, no doubt) in different threads!
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Hi there nurse – I admire your patience, being a nurse myself, but I think it is time to call in the professionals and get some ECT, don’t you?
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I speak for the Almighty, what is it you would like to know?
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Orderly? Orderly….grab him…grab him now!…oh…um sorry folks but Jehovah seems to have gotten away. He sometimes also goes under the name of Mohammad or Moses if you happen to come across him. I’ll put an alert out..
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Peter Popoff Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
“tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias:”
Bugga it’s contagious. Don’t touch your keyboards! I repeat don’t touch your keyboard
It appears to be electromagnetically contagious. FSM help us all!
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Da mihi osculum! Sorry, totally irrelevant :)
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FSM can not help you. I have destroyed all Satanic worshop on this site. FSM is Dead….
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Peter – can you please stop having private conversations with that Almighty Pillock?
It is very rude on a public forum……and I really hated Latin and failed it badly – I can only remember the first sentence….
Puellae sub aboro sedete – and I bet I can’t spell it!
For all of you out there who didn’t do Latin (and aren’t you glad?) it means “the girls sit under the tree” – really useful, huh?
Latin is a language as dead as dead can be…it killed the ancient Romans and now it’s killing me!
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