Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
Get a bible and read it throughly
Published by Bobby Henderson December 28th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 926 Comments
926 Responses to “Get a bible and read it throughly”
Alchemist, I’m sorry. Reading hundreds of posts has left my brain a bit addled. But, no. I understand you completely, and I would be a liar if I said I had never questioned those things. From the way you write, and the way you argue, I can tell that you’re probably older than me. That said, I’m very young. Maybe in a couple of years I’ll come around to your side of the table, but for now I go to church every Sunday because it is one of the requirements of the household I live in. Again, I am very sorry if I offended you. I’ve always had trouble with mis-quoting people.
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Dread Wench L’TUAE Jan 11th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
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Yeah. Sorry about that. There’s so many of you I’d love to meet IRL and I’m sure that goes for a lot of people. hehehe I’d love to meet Peter, although I think CNN would have to issue a warning first :).
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The internet is great for bringing like minded individuals together. I think it’s wonderful. It still doesn’t come close to the real thing though!
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BlueDreamer – no need to apologise, seriously. One thing though. Don’t go to anyones side. Make up your own mind and do what you think is right! You’ll hate yourself if you don’t. PS I’m NOT old {huff} {g}
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CNN would never allow Peter on there. They like “quality”. I guess it depends on what quality. I don’t know who has more quality than the people on this site.
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@BlueDreamer Jan 11th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
“Um…….3 million years? 3.5 million?”
Near enough! :)
I don’t personally have a problem with people believing in whatever they choose. I’m probably some sort of Pagan/Budhist cross or something. (it’s not something I think about)
I mostly believe in the here and now, I guess. What I do have a huge problem with though, is the religous crowds who state that their main aim is to indoctrinate every one to their beliefs and engineer social change to suit their own ends. Especially the Evangelical cults!
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Thank you, Alchemist. It’s been a while since I’ve talked with a fair-minded person. Let’s just say that I live in a house that has been Catholic for more than seven generations. And I didn’t say you were old. I just said you were oldER than I am, which may not be old at all, as I am quite young……….As far as you know. ;)
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“What I do have a huge problem with though, is the religous crowds who state that their main aim is to indoctrinate every one to their beliefs and engineer social change to suit their own ends. Especially the Evangelical cults!”
Nikky, I live in a literal “cultural melting pot.” Whenever the missionaries come around, I pretend I’m not home. Besides, I think it would be totally boring if everybody believed the same thing. Who would you have exciting, heated debates with?
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Dread Wench L’TUAE Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
CNN would never allow Peter on there. They like “qualityâ€.
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Ouch! Now that hurt!
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Hahaha – ” I just said you were oldER than I am”
Sorry for that, bit of scary thing for me, existential dread at the thought of turning 38 this year :(.
I tend to treat people in the same way they treat me. So; no problems. You live in a Catholic house? I don’t envy you, truly. Catholicism has been the cause of so much hatred in the past. I don’t know where you live but the IRA have really helped us in England to realise the poison that religion can generate.
You say you’re quite young and denigrate your intelligence. I wonder :) You can put a sentence together. You seem pretty bright to me!
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Like I said. Look at the evidence and make your own mind up. It’s your mind, your life – the only one you’ll get. Don’t waste it in fear!
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“I’m probably some sort of Pagan/Budhist cross or something.”
I forgot to add: Who is a devout believer in His Noodlyness. FSM forgive me :0
Guess I just thought it went without saying. Now where did I put my lunch Noodles?
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BlueDreamer, never, ever stop questioning and reasoning. That is the core of learning. And I am old. Old, old, old. So old that when I was a child all we had to play with was rat feces and spent ashes. *sigh* It was a grueling life, but luckily, I survived long enough to encourage you to continue your personal exploration. To be a youth is not bad, to waste youth is inexcusable.
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38?! You old geezer! ;)
However, nobody is old until they stop learning. That’s a thing my Grandfather taught me, and he’s probably going on 87.
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I can honestly say that when I log off tonight, I will go to bed with a feeling of camaraderie warm enough to cook pasta off of.
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Nikkiee, are you having a day?
One time Nikky, next time Nikkiee?
Did you forget how to spell your name again?
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“I’m probably some sort of Pagan/Budhist cross or something.” No kidding? I would have had you pegged as an athiest. (although obviously you believe in the holy FSM!) Huh. Learn something new every day! :)
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“I think it would be totally boring if everybody believed the same thing. Who would you have exciting, heated debates with?” Exactly! Boy, am I glad not everyone believes what I believe! Talk about boring if you can’t disagree…
Glad to see someone else gets it, BlueDreamer. (And, hey, don’t worry about the age, I’m barely 18 myself. If you can string a sentance together you’re fine here!)
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Blue Dreamer – NO – not 38 yet. Still 37 (believe me, it’s an important distinction :))
Re-Oared Marc has probably given you the best advice you will ever get
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“…never, ever stop questioning and reasoning. That is the core of learning.”
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bear that in mind and you’ll never really grow old.
@ Peter – woo. What have you done :) That was cutting with a capital c
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Re-Oared Marc Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
BlueDreamer, never, ever stop questioning and reasoning. That is the core of learning. And I am old. Old, old, old. So old that when I was a child all we had to play with was rat feces and spent ashes.
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You’re not that old! Heck, when I was a lad we had to walk five miles to school!
And it was uphill both ways, now thats old!
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Alchemist Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Blue Dreamer – NO – not 38 yet. Still 37 (believe me, it’s an important distinction :))
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You just hang on to that 37, my brother. I’ve been there and done that! :)
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Oh yeah… if/when we have this ‘meet’ I will supply the grapes and the water…
Ramen
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“Blue Dreamer – NO – not 38 yet. Still 37 (believe me, it’s an important distinction :))”
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I didn’t want to turn 5, and I know that’s totally different, but yeah…….I see the scary distinction. You really should fear the day I get my driver’s license, because then I’ll cross the line from being a teenager to an official public menace. Even though I love our Noodly Master, I promise I won’t eat soba and drive.
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Haha Peter. Trust me. I’m still trying to hang onto 19. It’s going to take some seriously hard bastard for me to let go of 37.
Which twat invented time anyway? C’mon, stand up you utter bastard!
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@Peter Popoff Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
“Nikkiee, are you having a day? One time Nikky, next time Nikkiee?
Did you forget how to spell your name again?
Hahahahaha…looks like it. Must have started to get a little used to the new old one :)
hahahaha I didn’t even notice. It’s all these bridge orders I’ve got to fill. Have a heap of orders from Colorardo? Strange??
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BlueDreamer – you show promise. That thing you’ve got in your skull is the most precious instrument you could ever possess. Feed it. Don’t believe us. Find out for yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask questions and don’t be afraid to question the answers!
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom!
RAmen
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Which god is our maker? i have scientifc and spiritual beleif that FSM was the creator. we shall go to His heaven.
RAmen!
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@Iron gill Kidd Jan 11th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I don’t really have religous beliefs (aside from the FSM :). But I guess I do believe in Karma (what goes around comes around) as a way of treating others. Also, if believing in the inspiring power of nature is a religion, then I’m one of those too. The more that is explained/I learn about how nature came about/how it works, the more I am inspired.
:)
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Peter Popoff Jan 11th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Oh yeah… if/when we have this ‘meet’ I will supply the grapes and the water…
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Peter. It could be a laugh and it could be done. Did you get my safety e-mail address
baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.com
It’s a jump through hoops set up I’m afraid. I check the emails on that address and those I recognise I send another webmail address to. If you’re on of the original signatories of the letter to ted
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letter2ted.org
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You’ll have my main web address. If not I know your real name. Drop me a line.
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I meant
http://letter2ted.org – for the humanists out there.
and – If not, I know your real name. Drop me a line on the baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.com address and I’ll send you the one I actually use :)
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Alchemist, I just shot you a love letter, er’ I mean an email… heh heh
To the addy above, please confirm if you’ve got it.
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Na, it bounced back to me?
Shoot me one from your website.
D. E.
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Hang fire will check
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Hang fire will check.
OOps. Mister fuck-up has come to play :)
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Make that address
baccahnaliandelight@yahoo.co.uk
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my bad.
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Oh bloody hell. Have I been using a .com for the last two months? Might explain a few things. Shit. I really must pay attention to things.
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So far so good…
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On its way
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Get it, got it good!
I’m in and out at the moment, talking to a sourthern friend of mine.
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Any joy Peter?
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Happy happy… Joy joy!
heh heh
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Now we need to get, Queen Mother Nikkiee and a few others to share emails.
Then we can get this get together; together!
Ramen
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Mwhahaha – this sounds like a plan for world domination! I’m in.
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Woe to you oh earth and sea for the devil sends the e-mail contact with wrath. hehehe
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hahahaha
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Signing off Peter. ‘Tis ten past four here. Catch you tomorrow. Have fun everyone :)
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Bloody hell you lot! I go to bed and the thread explodes!
Have rattled you off an e-mail Alchemist – but I don’t suppose you will be up for a while!
Who is offering to help me out from under the table where I will be loudly singing sea shanties then?
So now thanks to the glory of the internet I have friends I want to meet all over the f***ing place! Why doesn’t the NHS give you free airmiles?
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Booty Jan 12th, 2007 at 1:54 am
Bloody hell you lot! I go to bed and the thread explodes!
Have rattled you off an e-mail Alchemist – but I don’t suppose you will be up for a while!
Who is offering to help me out from under the table where I will be loudly singing sea shanties then?
So now thanks to the glory of the internet I have friends I want to meet all over the f***ing place! Why doesn’t the NHS give you free airmiles?
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hahaha Booty, don’t worry thanks to the FSM we can all meet at your place!
As long as your place is a pub/bar or other place that people go to enjoy drinking “in moderation” of course.
And if you should want to email me, just ask Alchemist to pass on my addy.
I need your support for this Prez gig.
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email sent.
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Got it Beastly. Thanks man! I like the idea Peter had about using Gmail so I’ve sent you an invite to join. Likewise Booty.
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Hi Peter! Have asked Alchemist for your addy or to send you mine. :)
I am not sure how I can help with the prez thing – but maybe we can fix the votes like the Florida fiasco ;) I suppose I could be a willie consultant (small c!) if that would come in handy;)
We have lots of the pubs of which you speak in Nottingham – recommended by Robin Hood no less! There was a man who knew his mead.
I am afraid you would drink me under the table in no time at all these days though, I very rarely get to go out so my stamina has totally gone – I may have to do some building up exercises!
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Hey Peter, Didn’t I say that no one had more quality than you? It all depends on what quality you’re looking for. I think humor is a very good quality, as well as presidential ambitions.
@BlueDreamer – “You really should fear the day I get my driver’s license, because then I’ll cross the line from being a teenager to an official public menace.”
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You and me both. I get my license in 2 months, and I’ll tell you one thing: if certain people on a certain list I have step off the curb in front of me, I’m pretending I didn’t see them.
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Dread Wench L’TUAE and Peter Popoff
I think the moral of that story is “Don’t mess with pirates!”
Maybe I should learn to drive – I have quite a list too!
I have a friend in Albuquerque who suggested I should rope them all together and throw them off Trent Bridge though, which is a satisfying thought!
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@Booty- 4 1/2 words:
Maneating Penguins w/ Rusty Sporks.
^_^
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I really wish people would send more hate mail, this thread is getting way too long and bogged down. It takes forever to load and scroll through. I guess i’m not surprised at the lack of hate mail though, how could anyone hate spaghetti?
Dr. Worm
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L’TUAE_42
“…and I’ll tell you one thing: if certain people on a certain list I have step off the curb in front of me, I’m pretending I didn’t see them.”
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Hit the brakes late and swerve a bit. That way it leaves rubber on the road for forensics! You can say that you saw them too late, braked and tried to avoid them. It’s good for reasonable doubt. Oh, and burn the list.
Just a thought :)
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