Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
since you “toss†it …… heres some pics for you!
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
the fish? i miagine you mean in the pb threads. you can upload avatars in your profile. check the left hand side for the menu.
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the scottish. great people. pirates in skirts!
the fish? i miagine you mean in the pb threads.
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Iwas a little worried about that Q, considering by the time I’d posted, your fish tossing link/post was up.
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I don’t think I’ll bother posting on pb, TJ seems to be doing a good job of recruiting converts and spreading the word there.
OHHHH, a CABER! Long pole, tossed for distance
I’ve heard people in the past say “I don’t give a toss”, but I can’t imagine the others being used in that context, or are they? Aussies don’t say “I couldn’t give a wank” At least I don’t think so, anyway.
Now define ‘piker’. I thought I spoke english?!?!
hahaha….it’s commonly used here in reference to someone who bows out/goes to sleep in the middle of a good party. Someone who gives up, I guess. Though I think there is a fish in OZ, called a ‘pike’. Maybe people used to throw them ;)
Where’s Jingles when I need him?
I just looked up Doughboy and gave him some slang……”Thanks doughboy for your education in slang. I’d like to try it out here, ok?
u stoopid ppl r srsly stoopid 4 not beleveng in the FSM like he iz da shnizzle u need 2 beleve in him cuz he is speghety n sause and srsly he is like our god u know? we r kule n ur not cuz we beleve!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA LOLRZ!!!!
How did I do?”
WOW maxwell, you are an expert. You got the flavour of so many of our disillusioned (sp!) visitors down perfectly! Your spelling is especially perfect. :)
RAmen
Thank-you good wench. If I spent my days working in the sewer, I would surely return home smelling of sh*t. Since I’ve spent my days wading thru christian posts, I must also smell of them. I simply take a whiff of myself and write as I smell. I, good wench, am NO piker. I do not give up when there are battles to be fought. I may however be a tosser, and/or wanker, since I am typing with only ONE hand…..
Just had a look at the post at pbnation. Hahaha…That was brilliant!
“I may however be a tosser, and/or wanker, since I am typing with only ONE hand…..”
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hahahaha….
I can’t type that well with two.
It’s 1am here now (way past my bedtime), but I really needed a laugh after the past two days of more serious discussions here and there. Sometimes with the pseudo interlectual/scientist types, you just have to use the right bait or enough rope. Can be time consuming.
I’m exhausted. I was bowing out off (piking) the boards hours ago. Glad I was here for that little post fest though. That will keep me smiling til I start dreaming of Pastafarian heaven. Catch you on the flip side maxwell :)
RAmen
I miss the debate. We seem to get only drive-by posters anymore. I agree that we need to actively recruit. I will get off my ass and do so.
Nighty-night
Jesus I mean Spaghetti wench Nikky are you still posting?? I have gone to bed, gotten up, had breakfast and gone to work already.
Jesus that Jesus of the week site is funny. I had a few chuckles out load in my office this morning.
I am a recent convert to the great FSM as my Lord and Creator. I just want to thank the many enlightened persons who have helped me to realize the true meaning of life.
After reading both the Old and the New Testament multiple times as well as a plethora of sacred Egyptian, Mesopotamian, and Levantive texts, it has come to my attention that the FSM Gospels and religion are far superior.
I look forward to taking part in future discussions.
R’amen
One cannot escape the realization that everytime a Christian attempts to belittle that which they feel is untrue (Pastafarianism) they fail to provide positive, empirical reasons to support their beliefs. I wrote off Christianity a long time ago, mainly due to the Bible itself. It is a literary train-wreck, liberally infested with brazen accounts of murder, rape and slavery performed in the name of God. There is no internal consistancy, as one would likely expect from an omniscient author. The so-called moral lessons have no applicable value in today’s world. (Stoning someone to death for working on a holy day?!?) And, no, you cannot pick and choose the parts of the Bible you feel are true and which ones are mere allegory. Either the entire thing is true, or it is not. And since when would a creator of the universe allow his holy book to be VOTED upon by people, a la Constantine’s Council of Nicea? Would you like to know how I am sure the FSM is real? On Christmas day my very Christian mother-in-law served spaghetti. With meatballs. Followed by a viewing of “Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest”. The wind be at your backs, mateys.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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