Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
you think that god created the world becaus very church says he did what happens if we fsm believers are right and your wrong anyway i dont want to go to heaven i want to die and go to hell for killing people in war.
i believe in fsm now because he/she/it reminds me of food.
im not fat im skinny and have had 4 years special traning so i can kill poeple get killed and then meet fsm ‘who will come again to judge the living and the dead’i mean god hahahahahahahahahah very funny did he zap us with lightning because we are ……….. BAD ………….
oh and in the bible it says a eye for a eye but then we were told turn a the other wich one do you applie in your life!!!
the bible is a load of sh** cr** and complete and utter rubbish sincerly yours
edmund you disgrace
this guy is a laughing stock hahahahahahah
is this edmund guy being serious?
I hope not Homo narrans. I think he’s just swallowed too many commas ;)
Hmmm. Would you like some vinaigrette for your word salad?
Dear all christians.
I’m not an athiest, i’m not a christian, i don’t belong to any religeon. But what really ticks me off, is the fact that people are just as blinded by your “God” as any pastafarian or any other religeous believer is blinded by theirs. You claim the people in Iraq are violent and such, and that it’s ridiculous that they willingly sacrifice themselves with bombs strapped to their chests, but didn’t the same thing happen in the crusades? The church promised the warriors that they would be accepted into heaven if they fought for the church. The islamic leaders promise no different, and yet your pope called them violent. The pope apologized later, but for what? The pope apologized for them getting mad, not that he was wrong in calling them violent. I admire this new religeon, not because I believe in it, but because it shows the faults in every other religeon that exists today. Pastafarians don’t give a C*** that stem cell research is bad because “it’s killing human lives” the only thing that matters to them is the fact that stem cell reasearch can SAVE lives. Christians are just as ignorant as the people they call ignorant, and every war that has ever been fought has either been for religeon or money. That’s all i have to say on this subject -.-
For all the clueless people out there, this is satire at its best. Its a way for people to be non-believers in a society over run by delusional fools.
People who spend the time writing hate mail, rather then having a laugh are severly insecure. Those actions are also a prime indication that your xtian religion is nothing but a short of intolerant, isnt Jesus suppost to be the prince of peace or am I mistaken?
I find all religion to be as humorus as FSM, which I enjoy frankly because it pisses off jeebus freaks. The ideology of religion does not require the handling with kids gloves, thats a misconception which is being used here at the Church of the FSM. This “religion” if you will, of FSM, is quite the test for the one g-d wonder believers and really makes their true colors come show.
I should not have to remind those who practice xtianity or any other religion here in the states, but I will….There is in the constitution the FREE EXCERCISE OF RELIGION: Not just xtiandom, but ANY RELIGION or be it NO RELIGION. The actions that of harassing those who believe differently from your sect or do not believe in your sect at all is unconstitutional and UNAMERICAN. the Xtian kult is NOT the law of the land and this is NOT a theocracy, if you what one nation under g-d move to Iran.
American Athesit,
Many people who post on this site genuinely believe in the greatness of his noodly appendage and sincerely believe that the theory of unintelligent design has more credibility than intelligent design.
Have you ever seen film of thousands of by turtles racing to the sea being picked off by seagulls?
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That can’t be intelligent design and it obviously couldn’t just happen by chance so it must be unintelligent design.
It can’t be chance because you’d be saying that one day hundreds of turtles all showed up at the same beach by pure chance. That’s so unlikely we can dismiss all notions of chance out of hand. I won’t even bother with evolution because it has been so brilliantly routed by lots of very respectable scientists none of whom are crackpots apparently.
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UD is the only possible explanation. And because UD was invented by the CoFSM that conclusively proves the (unintelligent) agent of design is the FSM.
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I don’t understand that last argument very well, but the Christians seem to think that because they came up with ID the designer must be their vision of God. Basically if you have a theory you get to decide how it is interpreted. That only seems fair and should apply to all science, and certainly the same rules should apply to the FSM.
RAmen.
i HAVE a bible you jerkoff! the gospel of the FSM! get your dick out of your ear. seriosly.
Why do you want to force the crap of the bible upon another religion. Ill tell you why because you are in so much denial that your religion isnt a load of crap about a guy in a nappy wandering around a desert healing people. Jesus was killed because at that time he was pissing people off just like you and he was trying to denounce everyone else. That is why he was nailed to a cross, stabbed and left on a hill to die. Then the retards who believed Jesus’ crap said he came back from the dead. Bull. Why should i believe your bull shit over this that has alot more proof than the Bullshit that is christianity. Just because you believe that god was an all powerful man in a place that cannot be found in the universe dosnt meen we should. Stop bitching you whiny little pussy.
@fez
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so true. right on. because they want to save our godless souls because if we don’t agree with god, then we should be hated. funny how that doesn’t even work to same level as in sports rivalries. great comment
I still dont understand why anyone could logicaly and rationaly choose a religion (founded entirely on faith) over atheism (founded entirely on logic, science and reason).
There must be lots of contributeing factors, like, attention seeking, emotional insecurity and fear of the inevitable - like death.
I would like to say this before any christians try to prove me wrong claiming that the bible is proof. If the bible is your proof, then you have proof, and you technicaly have no faith, because as far as you are concerned you KNOW, you dont BELIEVE, the very bible that you would claim to be proof is also demanding that you have ‘faith’ in God and need no proof. Im sorry, you cannot choose to believe some of the bible, but not all of it, that is just selective belief and anyone can do that, it requires minimal thought, and really is the easy way out.
That said, i cant even understand how anyone can concider the bible as proof, it was surposed to have been written around 2000 years ago after all, in a language very different from any current ones (Ancient Arrabic probably). Even after that it was translated, and rewritten several times, BY HAND - Imagine being a scribe and having to copy out the entire bible, wouldnt YOU be tempted just to skip the odd word here and there? - imagine the changes this would have caused to the overall book!
Ok im going now, cheers for reading =)
hello fellow people of the fsm believers i h8 god because he zapped me with his evil bolts now i am dead i am alive because im a zombie,and i belive in the great almighty fsm he met me in hell while he was shopping for fire to burn god, so he picked me up and saved me and brought me back to life
Sounds like an interesting time…
silly christian the bible is made by the pope so he can make god a dog and what not
I would like to know why the ramblings of some old dead guys constitute absolute proof that the universe was created by some being that was NOT made out of spaghetti.
There is no proof for religion- you can’t make people believe anything they don’t want to, especially without proof.
So please stop telling me to repent so I’ll go to heaven. I don’t believe in your heaven. Plus, it’s boring. Our heaven is cool.
Thank you very much
CheshireAngle Jan 29th, 2007 at 8:21 am
silly christian the bible is made by the pope so he can make god a dog and what not
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Most interesting, I must say.
That’s the first time I’ve heard this theory.
Enter the right wing christan fundamentalist. Again.
Just for the record, I’m a left wing christian. Anyways, what the right-wing facist freaks that keep sending us e-mail seem to keep forgetting is that the Bible says not to judge, only god has that ability. OR the FSM, one of the two. Anyways, right-wingers that are here to flame us….well, you’re doing something you aren’t supposed to be. Naughty Naughty. ~wags a finger~
If we read the bible we get super confused with all the contradictions in teachings, the geographical errors, the different versions of the same story and the STUPID, STUPID CRAP! As Chris Perkins said at the top… Which Bible? It was originally put together to push a specific point of view by some powermongers, ignoring a lot of (at the time) traditional teachings of Jesus.
PS: GET THE JOKE YOU DUMB, DUMB MOTHER F*%#ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 words FUCK YOU FUCK EVERY ASSHOLE WHO DOSENT GET THE FUCKING JOKE