Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
So this girl is sitting under the tree with some olive oil …uh oh.!
Rub a dub dub!
It’s girlS under the tree ;)
@Booty
“It’s girlS under the tree ;)”
Ohh……..!
:)
I have to go to bed :(
Catch you all tomorrow :)
“Can someone put that link up again for the lube? ;)”
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I believe this is the lubricating thread.
Back up there somewhere? Thread got to big to just be a bible thread anyway.
Ramen
There are many types of religions in our world and who is to say which is the right one. It really depends on which religion a person is in as to which they view as the answer.
What gives anyone the right to say what religion someone else may practice –> Who died and made them God??? Some people just have a very, very small mind and can’t see anything outside of their own constricted & brainwashed mind & we can tell who these people are by their incoherent rantings and ravings of hate and hostility as they seem to have no othere means of communicating. We’re all in this world together and if we don’t at least learn to tolerate one another, then, we will surely die together in turmoil.
PRAISE Our Flying Spaghetti Monster! PRAISE everyones God!
Hi Todd, Wandering is cool I guess.
But getting stoned and trying to stay perfectly still…
Is not only cool, but it’s harder then hell!
Hey everybody, I’m back from the weekend and had alot of reading to do to catch up. First of all, i’m pretty sure i have a sense of humor, you just havn’t seen it too much since most of my posts are reffuting statements i don’t agree with. Anyway, let me prove my sense of humor to all of you right now with a senseless, innaproprate completely tasteless sexist joke. Why did the woman cross the road????? Who cares, why isn’t she in the kitchen making me a sandwhich? BOOYAH!!
Ok, now that thats out of the way i have a question. What does this mean… “I think Dr.Worm might be the same - TBHNA”
I have no idea what TBHNA means, so maybe someone could school me.
Anyway, you guys have a good day, i gotta get back to “work”
P.S. Don’t take offense to the joke, i’m not really a sexist pig i just thought it was funny. Besides, pirates aren’t known for respecting women so i guess i should be applauded for carrying on the tradition :) Later
Dr. Worm
Dr Worm - TBHNA “Touched By His Noodley Appendages” It’s a compliment :)
Touched By His Noodly Appendage Doctor.
And make your own fucking sandwich! ;)
Doctors - all the same! ;)
Oh ok, makes perfect sense now. Well i appreciate the compliment.
@Booty- if i wanted to make my own sandwich i would have been born with ovaries. Does you’re husband know you backtalk men like that?
… i love a woman with some attitude;)
Dr. Worm
I am a urology nurse - my husband respects that I know an awful lot about a certain part of his anatomy, and if he wants to keep it in the way he has grown accustomed to he had better learn to make his own sandwiches - and iron his own shirts!
If you come a bit closer I can try and kick your testicles up so they feel like ovaries ;)
@Booty- Saucy!!! I like that :)
:)
Well, this wench is overdue for bed (too much study of anatomy last night ;) ) night night. Catch you later :)
Night Booty :)
Goodnight.
BTW, when i called you “Saucy”…. pun definately intended
Dr. Worm
Why is our church so much better than any other? where else do women followers offer to kick the male followers’ testicles up into their abdomens so they can feel like ovaries? it just doesn’t get any better…
Get a dictionary and read the spelling of thoroughly thoroughly. Unless he was intentionally playing with the word “through” (and maybe even a bit of “true”/”truly” in there as well!), which would have been clever.
I assume our rophet Boby is incapable of typos of course… (especially during the sacred ritual of copy-pasta).
you think that god created the world becaus very church says he did what happens if we fsm believers are right and your wrong anyway i dont want to go to heaven i want to die and go to hell for killing people in war.
i believe in fsm now because he/she/it reminds me of food.
im not fat im skinny and have had 4 years special traning so i can kill poeple get killed and then meet fsm ‘who will come again to judge the living and the dead’i mean god hahahahahahahahahah very funny did he zap us with lightning because we are ……….. BAD ………….
oh and in the bible it says a eye for a eye but then we were told turn a the other wich one do you applie in your life!!!
the bible is a load of sh** cr** and complete and utter rubbish sincerly yours
edmund ooooo