Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Come come Jehovah, back into bed now and have some nice medication.
(It’s OK folks he’s armless)
Almighty God Jan 14th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias: ephobounto gar ton laon, ina me lithasthosin: agagontes de autous estesan en tu sunedriu. kai eperotesen autous o arkhiereus legon: ou parangelia parengeilamen umin me didaskein epi tu onomati toutu; kai idou peplerokate ten Ierousalem tes didakhes umon, kai boulesthe epagagein eph’ emas to aima tou anthropou toutou.
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Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare
Ramen
Could someone kick out this junkthrower of an “Almighty God”? He isn’t saying something: just launching chunks of text in different languages (English and Greek, so far: Hebrew or Latin will be next, no doubt) in different threads!
Hi there nurse - I admire your patience, being a nurse myself, but I think it is time to call in the professionals and get some ECT, don’t you?
I speak for the Almighty, what is it you would like to know?
Orderly? Orderly….grab him…grab him now!…oh…um sorry folks but Jehovah seems to have gotten away. He sometimes also goes under the name of Mohammad or Moses if you happen to come across him. I’ll put an alert out..
Peter Popoff Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
“tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias:”
Bugga it’s contagious. Don’t touch your keyboards! I repeat don’t touch your keyboard
It appears to be electromagnetically contagious. FSM help us all!
Da mihi osculum! Sorry, totally irrelevant :)
FSM can not help you. I have destroyed all Satanic worshop on this site. FSM is Dead….
Peter - can you please stop having private conversations with that Almighty Pillock?
It is very rude on a public forum……and I really hated Latin and failed it badly - I can only remember the first sentence….
Puellae sub aboro sedete - and I bet I can’t spell it!
For all of you out there who didn’t do Latin (and aren’t you glad?) it means “the girls sit under the tree” - really useful, huh?
Latin is a language as dead as dead can be…it killed the ancient Romans and now it’s killing me!
Don’t bother with Latin. Latin was only used by apostate Christendom to hide God’s word from the people.
Hahaha - Booty. All I remember was a lot about slave girls, slave boys and the forum. Oh and Caeser.
Booty, hahaha.
I just more or less told him his latin sucks! Which it does.
What the hell is Greek latin anyway? Does it involve olive oil?
I like slippery stuff!
Ramen
What? About girls siting under a tree?
I could see how that could spread ;)
Peter, let’s hope that the olive oil is extra virgin. And, use a condom.
Really?
I don’t remember any of that!
I did it for 2 years and that sentance and “mensa, mensa, mensat, mensamus mensatis mensant” is all I remember! (and the last bit my mum taught me!)
ooh Olive Oil!
Can someone put that link up again for the lube? ;)
What I DO remember is us taking the piss out of the teacher for 2 years - she was the only one who let us get away with it - and we made the most of it :)
@Booty Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
“Latin is a language as dead as dead can be…it killed the ancient Romans and now it’s killing me!”
Has anyone informed the physiologists and medics of this?
@Booty Jan 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
“What? About girls siting under a tree?”
I know, I know… Eve did it! Eve’s got the olive oil.
If they ever did Latin at school I expect they already know!
Bit of a Private school rhyme I think (scary stuff!)
Might explain some of the problems in medical schools though ;)
Booty. I did O’level Latin. I wasn’t really gifted at languages. I managed to pass somehow. I can still decline res, habeo, paro and stuff. Just not sure what they mean :)