Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
MENE, MENE, TEKEL and PARSIN
That’s it spit it out and then you’ll feel much better.
You don’t want to swallow anymore of that. It’s not good for for the mind.
Did somebody write graffitti on the walls again?
Somebody slap an ASBO on him!
“Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?”
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Muppet!
@Almighty God
And a nice day to you too: you seem to need it badly… or is it You?)
“MENE, MENE, TEKEL and PARSIN”
What does it mean? Have the aliens arrived?
I miss BLR, too. I know that some got a bit upset with her because she was as cracked as the dark side of the moon, but I always enjoyed her posts. I also implored her to seek help. I really hope that she did.
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Also, I thought that Muppets had better hair.
The actual text is: Mené Mené Tekèl Ufarsin. Almighty God is struggling with His Almighty Keyboard
This must be the guy they consult to get names for new cars.
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It’ll all make sense when the nissan Mene comes out next year.
For this is what Jehovah has said, the Creator of the heavens, He the true God, the Former of the earth and the Maker of it, He the One who firmly established it, who did not create it simply for nothing, who formed it even to be inhabited: “I am Jehovah, and there is no one else. In a place of concealment I spoke not, in a dark place of the earth; nor said I to the seed of Jacob, ‘Seek me simply for nothing, YOU people.’ I am Jehovah, speaking what is righteous, telling what is upright.
he thinks we fail the test?
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*snigger*
“This must be the guy they consult to get names for new cars.”
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Hahahahahahahahaha! I am driving the Ford Tekel now.
Telling you what is upright…
Captain was telling me all about that earlier ;)
tote apelthon o strategos sun tois uperetais egagen autous ou meta bias: ephobounto gar ton laon, ina me lithasthosin: agagontes de autous estesan en tu sunedriu. kai eperotesen autous o arkhiereus legon: ou parangelia parengeilamen umin me didaskein epi tu onomati toutu; kai idou peplerokate ten Ierousalem tes didakhes umon, kai boulesthe epagagein eph’ emas to aima tou anthropou toutou.
And now for some Esperanto, c’mon!
Almighty God Jan 14th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“I am Jehovah, and there is no one else.”
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Houston, we have a problem… What about the rest of us?
[IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/blackangel2/heavydrinker.jpg[/IMG]
Hopefully that picture will load and you can see what’s still my desktop background after a year. Thank His Noodlyness for the internet!
is that gibberish or does it mean something?
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Hold that, from what he’s said sofar, even in English it’ll be gibberish.
Klaatu barada nikto
Can’t get the ink Fish respect - try again?
Try without the http bit?
LOL@ Peter - you are just an illusion - haven’t you worked that one out yet?
I like our Ford Galaxy - I don’t WANT a new car :(