Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Captain. Well spotted. I like Dr Worm, he would be a valuable asset in our quest for galactic supremacy.
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I wish Mike would come back. Why is it that some folks drop a comment like that and bugger off. It’s like farting in a lift just as you get out.
No Rich, I guess you’d post as ‘Buggery Rich’ if you were interested.
LOL!
Hi all!
YOu’ll have to excuse me a bit tonight, my brain is bleeding from that BBC blog thing I have just read all the way through - argh!
Are we going for galactic supremacy now? Cool - which galaxy?
So when do we get to do the training in Florida?
Alchemist,
I think Mike actually went away happy.
I think Dr.Worm might be the same - TBHNA.
Daniel is also showing liberal tendencies and getting in touch with his sexuality.
So many people seem to leave more positive about us than when they came.
Except TLM of course, but you can’t please everyone and it is hard to live up to the standards of someone whose relatives have lighting in their pool…
Ah, but TLM got more in touch with his feeligns towards his girlfriend by talking to us, and he was happy for Peter and Alchemist, which was particularly touching IMHO.
Feelings that should have read! Argh!
You’re right. We even helped TLM!
We’re great!
RAmen.
Hehehe Booty and a good evening to you! Why not the galaxy - it’s much nicer than dairy milk!
Well done with the BBC blog BTW. I got through about twenty posts before shouting “your not fucking listening are you” at the laptop. It drives me absolutely stark staring mad. The “I’ve got an opinion!” “yes, but why do you hold that opinion?” “I’m right!” “why?” “because, that’s why” aaaarrrrghhh!
I’ve said before that I’ve got a friend with schizophrenia. It’s like arguing with him
“I’m Germanic!”… “er, why. You were born in Manchester?” ..”because I’m a Goth” .. “Right, er, how does that make you Germanic?” …”Goths are Germanic and I’m left handed - and left handed people are sinister! Think about it!”…”It doesn’t mean sinister in the way you think”…”oh, you calling me a liar?”
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Aaargh!
Oh yes indeedy. :)
Now make sure you are wearing your lead apron when you are doing the “baking” you don’t want to spill any now!
Hahahaha Booty. Yes Daffodil does seem to hold a special place in his heart for me and Peter. I was hoping that the Millsy character would fill the void that TLMs passing has left! Ah well. I blame that Pandora for opening her box :)
Evening Alchemist!
Why thank you! I kind of wish I hadn’t though - that is several hours of my life I won’t see again!
LOL at your friend (sorry, I know schizophrenia isn’t funny before someone tells me off) but I am left-handed, along with my husband and one of our two kids - and it does lead to some interesting conversations!
My favourite is the patients at work “Oh! Are you left-handed?”
“No, I just use this hand to really piss myself off!” Grrrrrr!
Or the lovely “Cack-handed” from people who are very alarmed when you round on them for swearing at you cos they don’t know what it means!
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 13th, 2007 at 3:08 pm, LOL!
hahaha Booty. I use my right hand for the important things in life :) but use my left hand nearly as much. I’m not ambidextrous (cue joke). I can sort of write left handed but not too well. Believe it or not, I can write with my feet! I can also light my farts, belch the national anthem, put a cigarette out on my tongue, down a pint in 6 seconds and drink Canada Dry (cue other sad joke). Ha, and people used to complain about student grants - see what your taxes created :)
Oh dear! My brother and sister both did uni in the good old days when it was just an excuse to piss your grant money up the wall - I did nursing, with just as much, if not more beer, as we got paid! but we actually had to work as well, which was a bit of a pisser! Still, I learned some interesting tricks too - such as how to get gullible city workers to keep you supplied with beer all night in the mistaken belief they will get you drunk enough to sleep with them!
Do you know all the words to the national anthem though? ;)
Ewwwwwww! I have a real thing about feet and being able to use them for anything other than walking - are you lower down the evolutionary ladder or something? ;)
(my husband and BOTH children insist on doing disgusting things with their feet - like wiggling their toes independantly - now that MUST prove evolution is wrong! ;) )
Alchemist,
Sorry it too so long to reply. I’m kinda busy with lots of junk right now. I would like to answer your reply to prayer. Many peple belive prayer is not answered becuase they do not see the effects in the way they expected them. I myself rarely see the effects as I expected them, but there is a good outcome in the end. One may believe this to be mere coincidence. But isn’t it quite obvious Christians do not believe in the words coincidence or random? Coincidence is a term that contradicts what Christians blieve. It all coincides with how God knows things will end up, but we pray because we have faith. This conversation can go nowhere except to thebasic fundamental conflict within Athiest/Agonistic minds that God contradicts himself by being all knowing and all loving and all powerful at the sametime. But I believe that God does love every one of us, and it is our CHOICE to follow or not to follow. If God were to save us all there would be no point to having faith and trust in him because there would be no reason to. So you all may be confused by my beliefs, but that’s ok. You are still all very important people on this Earth and you all still have much to do. How you chooseto live your life is up to you. You may question my reationship with Jesus Christ, or think I am crazy because I base my life on faith rather than “facts” that you believe to be true, bt that’s ok. I will still live my life and enjoy it to the fullest in my Jesus. Again, thank you for being kind to me despite my differenciating views. Some of you that have posted seem to be very nice people. :)
Daniel,
Do you not have the conflict in your mind that how can God be all knowing all loving all powerful and still let appalling things happen to entirely innocent people?
Remember we see you as living your life on faith in contradiction the manifest facts. It isn’t an “I’ve got faith - I don’t need facts” thing its a “I’ve got faith I am therefore allowed to ignore the facts” thing. I really can’t respect that. It’s just silly and childish.
We call that denial and it isn’t very often considered healthy.
I certainly think your method of faith against fact is entirely unacceptable one to in any way influence a system of government.
I certainly wouldn’t allow you to make an decisions or give me any guidance with such a wreckless, immature and naive attitude to facts.
Even in the realm of faith there are many thousands of people around the world who believe that if we chose to operate on faith it is still more likely that the world was created by a flying spaghetti monster than Jesuses daddy.
@Booty Jan 13th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Perhaps you have a thing about feet because you don’t get to see yours very often.
They are down there remember!
Captain! That is just plain rude! I see my feet regularly when I am laying down with my legs up in the air!
A friend said when I was first pregnant that I couldn’t see my feet anymore - I replied that I hadn’t seen them since I was 13! ;)
You may have a point though…..
Booty, And the thing to do when lying on your back with your legs in the air is look at your feet?
Among other things!
Usually they are a bit wrapped round my ears though, so it is tricky!