Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Which Bible do you want me to read? The King James Bible? The Catholic Bible? The Gnostic Gospels? Huh? Why are there no Dinosaurs in the Bible? Is there a Dinsaur Bible out there that we are missing out on? Oh, please, don’t tell me to read the book of Mormon where Jesus went to the Indians, eh?
Thank you,
Chris Perkins
in God ravaged New Orleans
Why is it that all the Bible thumpers have no clue about grammar and spelling? Just curious….
Yes stop investigating. Stop researching biology and physics. Stop making progress in medicine, science and technology. You don’t need to read the entire bible. This is all you need to know. Now shut up.
By the word of the Lord were the heavens made,
their starry host by the breath of His mouth.
Psalm 33:6
I read the bible and as far as drama goes I really prefer Tennessee Williams. The dialogue is much more crisp and the character development is very deep in all of Williams’ books. We should get together and discuss novels more often! Another slice of coffee cake?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made EVERYTHING… so tell this Lord character to stop taking all the credit, please.
Dear (no name given),
“and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven”…..This always puzzles me. Why would you care enough about me to want me to repent so I can go to heaven, but call me stupid and idiotic in the same paragraph? Who made you judge and jury? Let’s get down to it. You don’t give two sh*ts about me or anyone who denies the existence of god, or who challenges your religion. You just think that your little tirade makes you look good in front of your (non-existent) god. Your holier-than-thou stink is making my nose burn. Go play in the street, too. Write back, I dare ‘ya….
“Get a Gospel of the Flyin Spaghetti Monster…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
FSM is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was FSM hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief of christianity.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to paradise.”
Fix’d.
I’ll tell you what, why dont we read the Bible together. I have the perfect website that we can use as a guide to follow along with a Bible: http://www.evilbible.com
Me likey bibles…
Don’t forget yer water…
Kevin, *HIGH FIVE*
RAmen to Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!
Miracle water Peter?
I’ve read your Bible. More than once. Have you read my Gospel?
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As for Truth? Well, I can get more wisdom from Baba Yaga and Mother Goose.
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
I read some of a xtian bible once. Bit too much sado-masochism for me!
Nikky—”I read some of a xtian bible once. Bit too much sado-masochism for me!”
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Oh, come on now, you know you lurve to give good spanking to those who deserve it. Well okay, maybe not a spanking, but dunking your niece in the pool for the water bomb certainly counts as retribution. ;)
@ ‘trick
Nice one, evilbible.com says it all. I especially like the bit about buying the man a beer. Must be a closet Pastafarian or have Pirate blood coursing through his veins.
RAmen
@MJK
“but dunking your niece in the pool for the water bomb certainly counts as retribution. ;)”
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hahaha
I wrote that bit wrong in that post MJK, she chose to put her own head in.
BTW There appears to be a resident YEC fundie (tag: PB) on that BBC Will and Testament site.
That page takes ages to load though. At present all the action is on:
Defending Andy McIntosh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2006/12/defending_andy_mcintosh_1.html
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Just another entertainment option if home base is a bit quiet. :)
Read “Misquoting Jesus” by Bart Ehrman, and maybe then you may begin to realize what the Bible really is, who shaped it, and why it’s a human book all along. If God can’t preserve the words of the Bible, what are the odds that he created those words? Did he create your Bible and decide to stop caring about human error and misquotations as soon as he “created” it? Unlikely.
Nikky—”Just another entertainment option if home base is a bit quiet. :)” prrrrr…prrrr…prrr….
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Yeah, I just noticed that Yaser bloke spamming the snot out of the Comment on the open letter thread. I was going to refer to him as a wanker for his heresy of our Church, but it appears that he is a Dawkins supporter and was just drumming up business for his blog.
MJK
I have eaten nonflying spaghtti, very tasty.
I have also eaten the body of christ, bit bland.
Interestingly I have drunk the blood of christ, it had a very high alcohol content, I would recomend this with spaghetti.