Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
Which Bible do you want me to read? The King James Bible? The Catholic Bible? The Gnostic Gospels? Huh? Why are there no Dinosaurs in the Bible? Is there a Dinsaur Bible out there that we are missing out on? Oh, please, don’t tell me to read the book of Mormon where Jesus went to the Indians, eh?
Thank you,
Chris Perkins
in God ravaged New Orleans
Why is it that all the Bible thumpers have no clue about grammar and spelling? Just curious….
Yes stop investigating. Stop researching biology and physics. Stop making progress in medicine, science and technology. You don’t need to read the entire bible. This is all you need to know. Now shut up.
By the word of the Lord were the heavens made,
their starry host by the breath of His mouth.
Psalm 33:6
I read the bible and as far as drama goes I really prefer Tennessee Williams. The dialogue is much more crisp and the character development is very deep in all of Williams’ books. We should get together and discuss novels more often! Another slice of coffee cake?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made EVERYTHING… so tell this Lord character to stop taking all the credit, please.
Dear (no name given),
“and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven”…..This always puzzles me. Why would you care enough about me to want me to repent so I can go to heaven, but call me stupid and idiotic in the same paragraph? Who made you judge and jury? Let’s get down to it. You don’t give two sh*ts about me or anyone who denies the existence of god, or who challenges your religion. You just think that your little tirade makes you look good in front of your (non-existent) god. Your holier-than-thou stink is making my nose burn. Go play in the street, too. Write back, I dare ‘ya….
“Get a Gospel of the Flyin Spaghetti Monster…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
FSM is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was FSM hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief of christianity.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to paradise.”
Fix’d.
I’ll tell you what, why dont we read the Bible together. I have the perfect website that we can use as a guide to follow along with a Bible: http://www.evilbible.com
Me likey bibles…
Don’t forget yer water…
Kevin, *HIGH FIVE*
RAmen to Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!
Miracle water Peter?
I’ve read your Bible. More than once. Have you read my Gospel?
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As for Truth? Well, I can get more wisdom from Baba Yaga and Mother Goose.
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
I read some of a xtian bible once. Bit too much sado-masochism for me!
Nikky—”I read some of a xtian bible once. Bit too much sado-masochism for me!”
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Oh, come on now, you know you lurve to give good spanking to those who deserve it. Well okay, maybe not a spanking, but dunking your niece in the pool for the water bomb certainly counts as retribution. ;)
@ ‘trick
Nice one, evilbible.com says it all. I especially like the bit about buying the man a beer. Must be a closet Pastafarian or have Pirate blood coursing through his veins.
RAmen
@MJK
“but dunking your niece in the pool for the water bomb certainly counts as retribution. ;)”
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hahaha
I wrote that bit wrong in that post MJK, she chose to put her own head in.
BTW There appears to be a resident YEC fundie (tag: PB) on that BBC Will and Testament site.
That page takes ages to load though. At present all the action is on:
Defending Andy McIntosh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2006/12/defending_andy_mcintosh_1.html
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Just another entertainment option if home base is a bit quiet. :)
Read “Misquoting Jesus” by Bart Ehrman, and maybe then you may begin to realize what the Bible really is, who shaped it, and why it’s a human book all along. If God can’t preserve the words of the Bible, what are the odds that he created those words? Did he create your Bible and decide to stop caring about human error and misquotations as soon as he “created” it? Unlikely.
Nikky—”Just another entertainment option if home base is a bit quiet. :)” prrrrr…prrrr…prrr….
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Yeah, I just noticed that Yaser bloke spamming the snot out of the Comment on the open letter thread. I was going to refer to him as a wanker for his heresy of our Church, but it appears that he is a Dawkins supporter and was just drumming up business for his blog.
MJK
I have eaten nonflying spaghtti, very tasty.
I have also eaten the body of christ, bit bland.
Interestingly I have drunk the blood of christ, it had a very high alcohol content, I would recomend this with spaghetti.
@ Barny, Hi
Everything tastes better with…
Jesus Christ Almighty… Mighty… Miracle water…
And I will no longer use a crayon to address the envelopes!
I’ve got a Magic Marker now…
So order today…
Ramen
Hi Peter
I have nothing magic to mark, and crayons are tastier.
I have a bile, and have read it thoroughly,
It is stupid.
You are stupid.
God and the bible are only related in that the bible purports to represent god.
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and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can do something with the only life you have and stop with all this god crap.
Get a The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
Flying Spaghetti Monster is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was Flying Spaghetti Monster hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic Christian belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven with a beer volcano. And a stripper factory.
@Mad John Kidd
“prrrrr…prrrr…prrr….”
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Exactly! Already been there done that. :))
I’m onto this one now.
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“The problem with secularism”
“….The attacks on religion are becoming ever more shrill and desperate — a clear sign of atheist anxiety about the status of their own first principles and explanatory frameworks.
This atheist apprehension is well founded, as the latest developments in biology, physics and philosophy all open the door to a revivified theology and a religious metaphysics.
Darwinism is close to being completely rewritten…..”
http://richarddawkins.net/article,450,The-problem-with-secularism,Phillip-Blond-and-Adrian-Pabst-ihtcom
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Only halfway through tha comments at present, but looks like all the really good ones have already been taken. The articale is a humorous read.
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@Barny Dec 28th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
“I have nothing magic to mark, and crayons are tastier.”
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hahahaha
RAmen Barny
Polar Bears are dying!
“Only halfway through tha comments at present, but looks like all the really good ones have already been taken. The articale is a humorous read.”
RAmen
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Dawkins website is the best place on the net for criticisms of his book!
Save the Polar Bears! We need more Pirates stat! Quick, print up some more pamphlets and get on to a conversion excursion, everyone!
And don’t forget to bring some of Peter’s miracle water with you!
RAmen
MJK
I read the bible once, at least part of it. A bit confusing. Example: where did all the people come from? Spontaneous generation? or serious inbreeding?
specific ex: Abraham isa certain age, and issac is ,like, 8. Four years later, Issac is 12 and Abraham has only aged TWO years. Does god make typos? NO. Therefor, the bible is a human creation, just like god, and should not be relied on as the end all end all.
I ♥ logic.^_^
I tried to read the bible once, but due to the author’s poor writing abilities (it sounded like one long sentence filled with ‘and then… and then… and then…’), I gave up out of sheer boredom.
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The Gospel of the FSM has much more of a readable style to it. You should read it one day. You don’t even have to read it thoroughly to get into it.
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Once you’ve read it & have tasted the true savioury delight, then I look forward to meeting you at the Beer Volcano.
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BTW: you should also read some of Dr. David Bourland Jr’s writings on E-prime (English without the verb ‘to be’). You fundamentalists seem to overuse the word ‘IS’ to the point where it tends to block most of your attempts in rational communication with others (&, ultimately, within yourself).
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Is-lessness
@ L’TUAE_42 Dec 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
“I read the bible once, at least part of it. A bit confusing. Example:
where did all the people come from?”
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Supernatural be-gatting perhaps?
RAmen
@ L’TUAE_42 Dec 28th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
“I read the bible once, at least part of it. A bit confusing. Example:
where did all the people come from?â€
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Never question gods work!
Ramen
FSM IS OUR CREATOR!!!!
(And My Father)
Hi, Jesus
You say the FSM is your father?
Does that make you like a Spaghetti-o, or something?
Also, thanks because I didn’t know if the FSM was a man or a woman?
Or a man/woman for that matter?
Ramen
I believe in and worship 9:30 , without question…. It works, believe me. Try it give it a chance, I was once despondent, depressed and gave up on religion, however I decided to give religion another chance when I drove by a church and on the sign out side it said ” worship 9:30″ I have tried it. It works…. I can worship twice a day, if I am not using millitary time. And I do not even believe in the existence of time………
Suppose you had never heard of Christianity, and that next Sundat morning a stranger standing in a pulpit told you about a book whose authors could not be authenticated and whose contents, written thousands of years ago, included blood-curdling legends of slaughter and intrigue and fables about unnatural happenings such as virgin births, devils that inhabit human bodies and talk, people rising from the dead and ascending live into the clouds, and suns that stand still. Suppose then he asked you to believe - without one shred of evidence - that an uneducated man described in that book was in fact a god who could get you into an eternal fantasy place called heaven when you die, but you dont really die. Would you, as an intelligent rational human being even bother to read such nonsense, let alone pattern your whole life upon it? The Bible seems to be a book written by nobody knows who in a barbaric age, solely about the Jews and their superstitions. But in answer to your question - I’ve got a bible - read it all - turned me into an avowed atheist.
@Vlad the inhaler
Hmm….I must concede that you have some heady evidence there, for the deity you have chosen to worship. However I am kinda still attached to our creator of un-intelligent design, that is the FSM. What does 9:30 say about beer and strippers in 9:30 heaven?
What exactly has Vlad been inhaling?
hahahaha
That’s similar to one my father used to trot out sometimes, when we drove past one of those boards at the front of a church.
My dad used to say… “life is short” wear a helmet!
Ahh….”metal” help Peter! Just what some of the xtians advise too! :)
You people make me laugh.
*Does an accent* “I’m gonna go to church to worship an invisible god. I’m going to become a nun so that I can give up love and sex, because god’s love and sex rules all!”
That’s just scary. I don’t know, but maybe you should see a doctor if you think your imaginary friend is going to do the above for you.
Yeah
Pastafarians are allowed love and sex. It’s the flimsy morals thing. Beer and strippers in heaven too. Why would anyone want to worship a dusty old book and an imaginary friend over FSM?
RAmen
Wench Nikky Dec 28th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Ahh….â€metal†help Peter! Just what some of the xtians advise too! :)
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Hahahaha, I’ll help in any way I can,
Hahahaha
Ramen
PirateyMorgan Dec 28th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
You people make me laugh.
*Does an accent* “I’m gonna go to church to worship an invisible god. I’m going to become a nun so that I can give up love and sex, because god’s love and sex rules all!â€
That’s just scary. I don’t know, but maybe you should see a doctor if you think your imaginary friend is going to do the above for you.
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Best what I can say, don’t knock it! Til you’ve tried it! And/or chipped your teeth on it.
Ramen
I though Piratey post was at the initial poster? Going by the name?
@PirateyMorgan
“You people make me laugh.”
Us or them?
My heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Your heaven has my two ex wives and two ex mother in laws. This is not a difficult decision to make. May the FSM wrap you softly in his noodly goodness.
Hey, Joe… Me likey your xwives!
Heh heh,
They treat me real nice…
Ramen
Umm… completely ignoring the 50 or so posts above me, I just want to know… how are we supposed to read a bible “throughly”?
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We can read a bible through, and we can read a bible thoroughly, and we could even theoretically read a bible throw, though I would not care to.
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Methinks someone should attempt to correct his spelling (not to mention grammar, anyone notice the ‘and’s starting the sentences?) before calling us all stupid.
Woops, two ands in the first sentance, delete the one before thoroughly.
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I can’t correct someone’s grammar if I make similar mistakes.
@ Jingles
Yes, I addressed that thoroughly issue on the original post before it was moved here. Didn’t feel like repeating myself. So kudos for doing so here.
Out of curiosity, do you know what thread it was?
Comment on letter or Kansas I think. Mad John?
wtf? i think this is all a big joke. i mean srsly, who the fuck would beleive a spaghetti monster. go drink fucking bleach and snort antifreeze and you’ll be better off than beleiving this fucking shit. that is, if u really are ignorant retards. if any1 else posted this then i give u teh credit for teh ideas. im just a supporter. btw, i’m posting this in the Maz army forums and soon ur site will be hacked and spammed like no other motherfucker has ever been. lolzorz bitches lolooollololololololol. hahahahahaha.
also u all seem like tight ass grammar nazi’s. fuck you. i use proper grammar where it matters. tight ass mother fucker yuppie hater ass fucking fudge packers.
@ Jingles
Sorry, I was away. The original post was on the Comment on the Open Letter thread by christine Dec 27th, 2006 at 10:01 pm.
@The Real Doughboy-PbN
Well helloooo doughboy. I’ll talk to you shortly, after I have deciphered your post. No doubt it is in code?
In the meantime, my fellow pastafarians, I think I have found that jeesus character that the xtians keep saying we should find. You think this is him. Says it is!
http://www.cegenglish.com/
wow. ur just being stupid. ur a noob at the interwebnets. srsly.
Now let’s see about The Real Doughboy-PbN’s post.
“btw, i’m posting this in the Maz army forums and soon ur site will be hacked and spammed like no other motherfucker has ever been. lolzorz bitches lolooollololololololol. hahahahahaha.”
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OK first part is pretty unoriginal…threats? (check) spam? (check)
“lolzorz” this is a new one. Anyone know what it means?
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Moving along:
“also u all seem like tight ass grammar nazi’s. fuck you. i use proper grammar where it matters. tight ass mother fucker yuppie hater ass fucking fudge packers.”
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Well not quite as good as the oars, but along the same theme.
Pretty average really.
RAmen
I’m sure you can do better than that Doughboy, ’srsly’ we get 12 year olds sending better hatemail! ’srsly’again.
RAmen
Have to leave you for a minute Dohboy, I see someone more interesting has arrived. Don’t go away will you. Won’t be long.
RAmen
“yuppie hater” ?
I don’t hate yuppies, why I had some on toast for breakfast, this very morning!
Doughboy, you still with us? or doing the post and run troll gig?
@Nikky
He’s really got your blood boiling. Sounded like he was on a limited access. So are you back from your other business then?
“So are you back from your other business then?”
Yeah
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“He’s really got your blood boiling.”
No not at all, just wanted to play with him. When he replied, I thought he was going to stick around for a bit of fun. Do you have the word “piker” over there?
My last couple of posts were to see if I could tease out another reply. Maybe a bit of light jousting.
Don’t you know anything about fishing Mad John?
Nikky—”…just wanted to play with him.”
That’s what I meant. Not angry. Wrong metaphor. And I heard “piker” cross the pond but they don’t use it here. My mates use “wanker” and “no worries” and “bloody hell” after having heard me say them a million times.
Oh, I know what you were trying to do. I chose not to play that game. Bored with it at that moment. I went to another web site and when I got back I found shakazulu wanting to converse. Had a nice civil conversation for a change.
I’ve been following a few serious threads on and off during the day, so I was ready for a bit of silliness. Especially if it meant not following links all over the place. Feeling a bit ragged from the others actually. Doughboy perked me up for a minute there.
Oh well. Feeling stuffed again now! Have to start looking at some R & D government guidelines soon, so I guess I was trying to get my fill, before I wind down a bit on following the boards. *Sigh*
Reguarding shakazulu. Yeah nice and polite. Still going to pray for us all at the end though. *sigh*
Aha..DAR appears to have posted again on the Sam Harris thread, since I was last there.
Must go and read it.
RAmen
The usual vacuous vitriol and vulgarity—I know I should stop saying that but I do lurve alliteration—then in the middle of it he claims to be a supporter. Strange bloke.
And no oars, I am disappointed.
If it makes shakazulu feel better about herself by praying for us, then so be it, I say. No harm, no foul. Like shooting ghosts in a barrel. You can’t miss, but you can’t do any harm either.
RAmen
Just read DARs last post. He really reminds me of Christian, who spent a lot of time debating with J. He seems well read and well informed, so I’ll be following that board a bit more I think. There have been no reponses yet since his last post.
Yeah I just had a look at it, but I still need to go back and read more of the preceding posts. Responsive bloke. Too much tonight, maybe tomorrow.
Well I’m going to call it a night. Far too much screen reading for me today. I’ll catch you on the flip side.
RAmen
G’nite wenchy.
…………? wow. is it going to be fun seeing 100+ posts of tubgirl if Maz pulls through on this. if not then they suck.
Lolzorz- leetspeak. obvsly (OBVIOUSLY) none of you are into gaming. lol (Laugh out loud) plus some slang (zorz) was added after it was “lolz.” Proper pronunciation of “lol” is “lawl” in gaming. Used with sarcasm. Hopefully you know what I mean by the end of this sentence…….
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1888941&highlight=flying+spaghetti+monster
seems as if one of your “followers” i suspect visits the same forums that I do. also misspelled Pastafarian wrong: Pastfarian. i think he needs to be hung upside down from his balls and acid needs to be dripped into his asshole. lol.
Ah Doughboy, you’d be very surprised about who our followers are and where they visit, I think.
“Hopefully you know what I mean by the end of this sentence…….”
No probablywith my knowing or comprehending, rather with my giving a toss! :)
RAmen
edit
“No probablywith my knowing or comprehending, rather with my giving a toss!
That’ll be: No problem with my knowing or comprehending, rather, more with my giving a toss.
I’ll leave you with a clue Dohboy, (since you don’t seem to have one) find out a bit more about where and what you are posting too in future!
Ahem.
Ya mum.
The end.
Oh and btw, I like goats.
OMG
i just found a old book that says the world was created by a cabbage with glasses!
wow lets leave this cult and worship the real god!
THE CABBAGE WITH GLASSES!
it also says that humans are made of yellow jelly beans =O
i think i just broke the da vinci code!!
i am sorry your noodly appendage
but i hope some one steps on you
and squishes you into the floor
and makes you bleed pasta sauce
and your tentacles flaile till they have no life left in them
and hopefully anyone who believes in you burns alive
because they deserve it for being so senseless
Oh why oh why do we get such low quality spam these days?
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Whether it was the arrogant wankery of TLM, or the sheer insanity of the BLR, at least with them, we could have a real flaming row (admittedly, with BLR, it would be answered by more idiotic prose, but at least it was innovative).
This lot are just tragic :(
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I mean, there’s not an oar to be seen in there.
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Otherwise, has anyone noticed a serious decline in the quantity of serious respondents as well?
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No more Christian (the original, not that sorry excuse floating around now), Nic (annoying, but hey, he inspired some good debates), or even the snobbery of Herr Doktar (I didn’t catch him, but FSMdamn, did you lot unify to fight him).
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All we have these days is bored school children exercising their skill with the capslock button, and seeing how many different ways there are of mispelling a given profanity.
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I miss the good ol’ days.
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Jingles
Disappointed in today’s spammers, with bells on.
You said it Jingles. Debating with the Doctor was fun. No one comes to debate anything anymore. They just do drive-by posts, never to be heard from again. Maybe that is a good sign? I went to a christian board once, and posted a link to here, along with a message enticing them to save my soul. It sparked a few debates, but they also quit coming. We need to be more active in soliciting sparring partners.
I am sorry alyshaaaa
but i hope some one steps on you
and squishes you into the floor
and makes you bleed Curious by Britney Spears
and your knickers flaile till they have no life left in them
and hopefully anyone who likes you burns alive
because they deserve it for being so senseless
Maybe some of my UK friends can help me out with this one; what is a ‘tosser’? Is it the equivalent of ‘jack-off’ here in the states? Maybe even asking this makes me a tosser?
ahoy from blighty.
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tosser definition, yep you guessed right there. unless you’re scottish in which case it might involve cabers.
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perhaps we need to take the mountain to mohammed. since they won’t come debate with us we should go to them?
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perhaps find a very active god bothering site and launch a coordinated broadside with all guns? followed by some boarding and pillaging? sounds like a good new year to this pirate!
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may the new year bring wenches and grog aplenty!
Maxwell, yes you’re right, a ‘tosser’ is indeed a ‘jack-off,’ though a better word meaning the same thing is ‘wanker’
Eskimos have lots of words for snow, we have lots of words for masturbation
I’m not a-feared. I’ll board their floating garbage-barge and tease them un-mercifully until they shout obscenities (which generally doesn’t take much) and swarm like bees! I’ll post the link to their website for all pirates to see! ARRRRRRGH
RAmen.
Hey spider’s back!
I’ve tracked down that lubber doughboy. http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?p=29959234#post29959234
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load the guns, set the mainsail, into the fray once more me hearties!!!
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damn it’s nice to be missed, makes my pasta swell with good feelings….
I see we had a few more visitors (or same one dif tag). No “tubgirl” that dohboy promised though!
@maxwell Dec 29th, 2006 at 6:33 am
“Maybe some of my UK friends can help me out with this one; what is a ‘tosser’? Is it the equivalent of ‘jack-off’ here in the states? Maybe even asking this makes me a tosser?”
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I normally use the OZ version “wanker”. Guess I just picked that one up of the boards.
Now I know the American version too!
aaargh. you can be a “wanker” in the uk as well. in fact you’d be surprised how many there are!
Ok, thanks. BUT “unless you’re scottish in which case it might involve cabers” What the hell is a caber?
I see we’ve got a true believer, as in TJ, on that pbnation thread.
Ahoy!!
me sides be splitting the thought of people trying to imagine what a caber is since you “toss” it
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heres some pics for you!
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=caber%20tossing&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Hey spider how did you get the fish over there?
since you “toss†it …… heres some pics for you!
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
the fish? i miagine you mean in the pb threads. you can upload avatars in your profile. check the left hand side for the menu.
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the scottish. great people. pirates in skirts!
the fish? i miagine you mean in the pb threads.
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Iwas a little worried about that Q, considering by the time I’d posted, your fish tossing link/post was up.
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I don’t think I’ll bother posting on pb, TJ seems to be doing a good job of recruiting converts and spreading the word there.
OHHHH, a CABER! Long pole, tossed for distance
I’ve heard people in the past say “I don’t give a toss”, but I can’t imagine the others being used in that context, or are they? Aussies don’t say “I couldn’t give a wank” At least I don’t think so, anyway.
Now define ‘piker’. I thought I spoke english?!?!
hahaha….it’s commonly used here in reference to someone who bows out/goes to sleep in the middle of a good party. Someone who gives up, I guess. Though I think there is a fish in OZ, called a ‘pike’. Maybe people used to throw them ;)
Where’s Jingles when I need him?
I just looked up Doughboy and gave him some slang……”Thanks doughboy for your education in slang. I’d like to try it out here, ok?
u stoopid ppl r srsly stoopid 4 not beleveng in the FSM like he iz da shnizzle u need 2 beleve in him cuz he is speghety n sause and srsly he is like our god u know? we r kule n ur not cuz we beleve!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA LOLRZ!!!!
How did I do?”
WOW maxwell, you are an expert. You got the flavour of so many of our disillusioned (sp!) visitors down perfectly! Your spelling is especially perfect. :)
RAmen
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?p=29959234#post29959234
Thank-you good wench. If I spent my days working in the sewer, I would surely return home smelling of sh*t. Since I’ve spent my days wading thru christian posts, I must also smell of them. I simply take a whiff of myself and write as I smell. I, good wench, am NO piker. I do not give up when there are battles to be fought. I may however be a tosser, and/or wanker, since I am typing with only ONE hand…..
Just had a look at the post at pbnation. Hahaha…That was brilliant!
“I may however be a tosser, and/or wanker, since I am typing with only ONE hand…..”
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hahahaha….
I can’t type that well with two.
It’s 1am here now (way past my bedtime), but I really needed a laugh after the past two days of more serious discussions here and there. Sometimes with the pseudo interlectual/scientist types, you just have to use the right bait or enough rope. Can be time consuming.
I’m exhausted. I was bowing out off (piking) the boards hours ago. Glad I was here for that little post fest though. That will keep me smiling til I start dreaming of Pastafarian heaven. Catch you on the flip side maxwell :)
RAmen
I miss the debate. We seem to get only drive-by posters anymore. I agree that we need to actively recruit. I will get off my ass and do so.
Nighty-night
Jesus I mean Spaghetti wench Nikky are you still posting?? I have gone to bed, gotten up, had breakfast and gone to work already.
Jesus that Jesus of the week site is funny. I had a few chuckles out load in my office this morning.
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/
I am a recent convert to the great FSM as my Lord and Creator. I just want to thank the many enlightened persons who have helped me to realize the true meaning of life.
After reading both the Old and the New Testament multiple times as well as a plethora of sacred Egyptian, Mesopotamian, and Levantive texts, it has come to my attention that the FSM Gospels and religion are far superior.
I look forward to taking part in future discussions.
R’amen
One cannot escape the realization that everytime a Christian attempts to belittle that which they feel is untrue (Pastafarianism) they fail to provide positive, empirical reasons to support their beliefs. I wrote off Christianity a long time ago, mainly due to the Bible itself. It is a literary train-wreck, liberally infested with brazen accounts of murder, rape and slavery performed in the name of God. There is no internal consistancy, as one would likely expect from an omniscient author. The so-called moral lessons have no applicable value in today’s world. (Stoning someone to death for working on a holy day?!?) And, no, you cannot pick and choose the parts of the Bible you feel are true and which ones are mere allegory. Either the entire thing is true, or it is not. And since when would a creator of the universe allow his holy book to be VOTED upon by people, a la Constantine’s Council of Nicea? Would you like to know how I am sure the FSM is real? On Christmas day my very Christian mother-in-law served spaghetti. With meatballs. Followed by a viewing of “Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest”. The wind be at your backs, mateys.
I’ve worn boots very much like a pirate wears for about ten years now. I think it was just a natural and subconscious move towards Flying Spaghetti Monsterism that was happening before I had even learned of the great religion.
That, to me, proves the power of His potency.
Arrrr Mr. Cotton’s Parrot;
The servin’ of the body of FSM on x-mas was no coincidence! He works in Noodly ways…Enjoy yer time here at COFSM, matey!
I have decided that “My name is Earl” promotes a superior moral code to that in the bible, so I asked for the boxset for christmas. Yarr.
“Pikey” is a UK equivalent to ‘trailer trash’ as a description of a person, but things are also described as ‘a bit pikey’ if they are low grade or common
I’ve never heard of ‘piking’ or ‘piker’.
A ‘pike’ is a fish, and of course also a medaeval weapon.
Thank you and goodnight
how do you define the difference between a pikey and a chav?
I don’t know that
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But what do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
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Sorted
If your looking for a defination of pikey watch snatch
This is going to be a classic; An ‘expert’ on hangings, gives 3 scenarios for what might happen to Saddam when he is hanged. This is an portion of the interview…….”There is also a third possible scenario.
“If they drop him too far, his head pops off,” Lyle said. “But I don’t think that we have to worry about it going wrong. I have a feeling the Iraqis know what they are doing.” Classic!
Hi beastly. As far as I remember a Pikey is a derog. term for a gypsy and a chav is the gypsy word for a child.
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You’re right l’tuae, I think he’s more likely some really, Really, geeky 15 year old with a superiority complex and no brains.
I think he’s about as 1337 as my granny.
I’m stirring up some trouble….http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?p=29966030&posted=1#post29966030
L’TUAE_42 - managed all but L337, had to google for that! One of the joys of this site is that you go away knowing more than you when you arrived, seriously. I never knew people like unbakedbreadboy existed irl. I’m on a steep learning curve.
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We don’t have so many IDiots (ta Nikky :)) in the UK. What an eye-opener.