Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Personally, I prefer Bible II (http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=934). It serves as a much more interesting read.
Hand me some proof!
Is that just a typo or do you, as a Christian think you have a write to change the rules of language - hey, sorry, Americans already did that.
If this is an idiotic belief then yours is just as equally idiotic - the way God is, is not much more believable than ours - open your eyes.
I’m condemned in your religion - is this a good sign for Christianity…no.
If you want a good reason for people to be Christian then let me in!
You don’t even seem to have a heart.
Does “The Bible” mention God being related to Jesus?
I don’t know, I haven’t read it, as I have a brain and a choice whether to read it or not.
revise for GCSE’s or read the Bible…hmmm…definatly GCSE’s - they might get me somewhere in life, like college - then Uni.
Yeah, anyway. There’s proof Jesus existed but no proof him being linked to God…hmmm.
Chinny reckon.
“Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the (truth)
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.”
I define truth as a form of fact or reality, based on evidence and trustworthy accounts, the Bible does not present this, and I cannot accept it as truth.
Truth is defined differently by different people, and for this person to impose that this bit of information; (God is our maker leave that as it be, because it IS the truth) is to be called ‘truth’ and that I am to accept it, it definitely illogical.
Get a bible…and read it throughly
been there, done that, got bored, read the beno
Stop being stupid
after you
God is our maker
prove it
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
again, prove it
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i feel for those who share your idiotic belief
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven.
as do i hope you do
have a nice day
“Get a bible…and read it throughly”
I did.
It says that pi is exactly 3.
There is definitive proof that pi is slightly more than 3.
Make your own conclusions about its infallibility.
i dont really thing this supposed ‘god’made ‘us’
cells and evoloution look pretty damn convincing
but the FSM is clearly an all powerful creator
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, spagheeti monster hehehehe this site is cool but where did that game go mmmmm sugar , i worship his noodly appendage he has lots of arms or watever they are, and remember save the trees
@The poster of this hate-concerned comment.
“i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to heaven”
By any chance, do you happen to know at what time I should be at the train station? Can I still make it?
I actually don’t mind this “religion.” they are not serious, and they are pretty funny. I don’t make them believe in me; if they don’t want to, that’s okay. As long as they live good lives and are kind to their neighbors, I’m okay with them. Besides, they are making good points in their arguments. I mean, I do have a sense of humor. Look at my platypi.
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Heavenly,
GOD
I actually don’t mind this “religion.” they are not serious, and they are pretty funny. I don’t make them believe in me; if they don’t want to, that’s okay. As long as they live good lives and are kind to their neighbors, I’m okay with them. Besides, they are making good points in their arguments. I mean, I do have a sense of humor. Look at my platypi.
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Heavenly yours,
GOD
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We did read our bibles, the holy book that contains the words of FSM as revealed to his prophet. Mr. Henderson.
They say that Pastafarianism is the one true religon. Cheer up, it’s never to late to convert!
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I read your Holy Christian Bible. I think the best part of it was when you realize it’s all bullshit, which is about 3 pages in.
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1) Prove that there is a God.
2) Prove that there is a heaven.
If you can do those two, without pulling stuff out of the Bible, since none of that has ever been proven either, I might slightly take into consideration what you said. And by slightly, I mean 0%, because you and all the other people who send hate mails to this site are obviously people that can’t take a joke, religious fanatics, and barely understand any of the Bible.
Please, YOU read the Bible throughly, sir.
To whomever wrote this message originally,
Get a Torah (the old testament of the Christian Bible). Read it thoroughly. Leave it be. Because it is the truth. I’m sure Jesus would be happy with you. He was a Jew, after all.
Well, I’d assume thst you were Christian, so it naturally follows that if you think the bible will change what we believe, that you either
A) Haven’t read it.
B) Have read the version with all the murder and rape taken out.
or D) Are plain stupid and have read it.
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