A Holiday cartoon - I wish I knew who created this.
after centuries of battling Jesus for supremacy over
Christmas, Santa Claus has finally emerged victorious.
Enraged by Flying Spaghetti Monster’s growing popularity,
Santa decides to terminate this growing trend. After learning
of his nemesis’s presence on the North Pole, Santa plans his
attack that will determine once and for all who will rule
supreme over the holiday that is Christmas!
Watch the video HERE.Â
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Wqw, what a great Holiday present to the CoFSM.
Thanks heaps :) :)
May His Noodleyness reward you with untold treasure.
Happy Holiday
RAmen
Thar surely be some talented Pirates out there. This clip rocks!
Err.. since i can’t watch this on my very slow computer(limeted time allotted 4 internet use) could someone please tell me who won? I’m assuming our Noodly leader won, but assuming has gotten me into trouble before.
Arrhg…the download link isn’t working for me. Can watch, but not download!!!!!
Well, who won?! Anticipation is killing me!
@L’TUAE_42
It is only 2.57mins, can you let it load in the background, then replay once the whole thing has run/loaded? That’s is what I’ve done with clips previously on slow connection.
Oh, only that long? I think that would work. Thanks!
Curses! I hate “too be continued”
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And just after he summoned a galleonfull of piratefish to his side :’(
That is why I didn’t let on to L’TUAE_42.
Sorry L’TUAE_42, you probably already know by now anyway.
RAmen
Found my download problem ‘Popups were being blocked’ Fixed!
Nobody won the fight… yet! The video says “To Be Continued” at the end. This was the funniest video. Pastafarians are so creative!! Kudos to whoever made the video!!
Okay, I’m on the edge of my seat now. When do we get to see the sequel?
Santa is going down. BLOOD FOR SAUCE! BLOOD FOR SAUCE!
Santa is soooo going to get his ass kicked!
Hi, everyone… I’m sorry this is off-subject but I don’t want to bother Prophet Bobby directly. I am unable to access the comments for “Spreading The Word In Iraq” and I would like to help the Pastafarian missionaries there. Did the serviceman post an address or any contact information? (And does anyone know why I click on the “Comments” link and I only get the posted letter??) Thanks if anyone can help! I really appreciate it! Happy HOLIDAY season to you all!
@Queen of Rock’n'Roll
I think that’s a browser problem. Try using another web browser, eg. Firefox/Netscape ect.
As far as contact info, not yet.
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@One Eyed Jack Dec 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am
‘Santa is soooo going to get his ass kicked!’
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OEJ, have a great Holiday (tomorrow? I’m already there…..25th that is)
FSM bless you and yours
Cheers
Hey everyone, I am glad you are enjoying my cartoon. I am going to try and get the conclusion up as soon as possible. Unfortunately my day-job and the holiday season have gotten in the way. I will be sure and let everyone know when in is finished :)
@fermi1137
Bravo fermi1137 bravo. Clap clap clap…whistle whistle.
Just make sure you get the victor right, won’t you.
Happy Holiday and RAmen
@ fermi1137
Quality, mate. Will be waiting with bells on.
RAmen
@fermi1137
FSM better win, or else be prepared to face the wrath of angry piratefish. Of course, if you do make sure the correct thing happens, you will enjoy pasta and strippers for all eternity.
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@MJK…
“Will be waiting with bells on.”
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Jingles
Also has bells on!
Hope you jingled those bells all the way today Jingles. :)
oooh yeah! Must have jingled well, too, the christmas pirate got me a lava lamp :D
Btw, you sure are up late… it must be almost 12:30 over there?
No daylight savings in QLD!
People here say, they don’t want that extra hour of daylight to fade the curtains.
@Jingles
‘it must be almost 12:30 over there?’
11.30pm. Close to bed time…big excellent day. :) Hope you had a good one too.
“No daylight savings in QLD!”
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Tragic…
@Wench Nikky “People here say, they don’t want that extra hour of daylight to fade the curtains.”: That is the funniest thing I have read all day. Thanks.
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@fermi1137: Brilliant anniamtion. Just the introductory story is enough for you to visit the stripper factory and beer volcano. I look forward to part 2. You need to show the FSM actually flying, maybe in a fight with the reindeer.
You’re welcome. That one is passed around every time the issue comes up for debate here. Also the risk of increase in skin camcer, with no so funny logic.
http://www.nodaylightsavingqld.com/Faded.htm
Hi Nikky - hope you had a good one kiddo.
Had an excellent day Alchemist :) Yourself?
Aye. Did bugger all! Always good for us lazy arses. My little dog has gone ape opening stuff - he even got into my can of holy water.
hahaha….won’t be long before that little dog has you trained to it’s liking!
Hahaha - you’re not wrong there - Cairns can be a bit of a handful. Still, I look into his big eyes and just melt. Of course he takes advantage of the situation and bites me.
Bed time for me Nikky. The cricket has been rained off for the mo. (36 for 1) I’m emigrating.
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Just as an aside, I can see more love in my 13 week old little dog than I do in the postings of some loons on this site.
May you all be blessed by His noodly appendage!
@ sheekchic—”May you all be blessed by His noodly appendage!”
And you as well
RAmen
Arrr, fermi! You have made Xmas joy for this old sea dog! Almost makes up for not being able to access comments for ‘Spreading the Word in Iraq” - Queen, you are not alone.
@fermi1137
Can you post the video on a site that does not require flash version 8 or above? Us linux users only have flash 7 available. Youtube and Google video both use flash 7.
thanks
he he he
Brilliant, thank you for the cartoon fermi
Wow….. it must have been annoying to have to drive to the north pole to video tape that…… after all, it really did happen.
Yar! that be true. it also sheds light on the emergence of zelder, we must aid the FSM’s fight by not using zelder games!!!!
RAmen
If we all shout loud enough maybe who made this will hear us across the internet and make another episode.
HEY WHOEVER YOU ARE. COOL ANIMATION. CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE PLEASE. PLEASE. ITS REALLY COOL.
Hey guys, I’m familiar with the Church but unfamiliar with the website. Can someone help me contact Mr. Henderson about a small project me and some friends would like his help with? I just need an email address or some way I can reach him, and I’ve been digging through the website for a while now, but this is the only way I can see to reach people. I’ve got class in a bit, but I should be able to check back in a few hours. May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
-Art
REALITY=GOD. STOP BEING IGNORANT IDIOTS! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MANKIND AND NEED TO STOP BEING FREAKS! DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SANDWICH MAN TOO?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT SPAGHETTI HASN’T ALWAYS EXISTED? SO, HOW CAN A SPAGHETTI MAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE? AND BEER VOLCANOES IN HEAVEN! YOU’RE ALL JUST GOING TO REGRET YOUR DENIAL OF GOD. ALSO, WHOEVER DREW THE PICTURE OF THE IDIOTIC AND FAKE NOODLE GUY: YOU SPELLED “MIDGET” WRONG!
-YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.
HELP THE PSYCHIATRISTS MAKE MONEY…
GO TO THEM FOR HELP.
FREAKS!
THERE IS ONE FSM GIRL AT MY SCHOOL AND EVERYBODY THINKS SHE’S A FREAK. SHE HAS NO FRIENDS AND HER FAMILY THINKS SHE’S WEIRD, TOO. GOOD FREAKING JOB, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS STUPID GROUP OF ASSHOLES.
You actually go to school? Hahaha…good one
You’re an embarassment to people everwhere who really do have a brain and use it.
So what is your big imaginary friend (in the sky?…hahaha) up to today?
I think maybe you are the freak..no?
Reality=rationality. How are we being ignorant? Religious belief is a combination of willing ignorance and blind faith. Define freak. I think believing in a religion which depends on blind faith, promotes intolerance, & demands worship of a fictional entity demeans the human race. Flying sandwich? Now thats just absurd! Spaghetti was made in the image of his noodliness, not the other way around. Do you realize books require authors? How can a bunch of different biblical authors write religious texts on events they were not there to witness? What with all the contradictions and inconsistencies. & no sh*t. I suppose you’ve been to heaven :P. Lol you’re going to regret your denial of the flying spaghetti monster. Ohhh I can make statements with any rationality or proof too. What narcotics are you taking? Does the FSM look like a man to you? The actual term you were looking for was Flying Spaghetti Monster. Uh oh, he spelled midget wrong. It’s better than getting the age of the world wrong, along with a bunch of other things science has disproven.
Can you specify what those problems are? If you can prove I or anyone else possesses one I promise I’ll seek psychiatric help immediately! That is if they require psychiatric help and don’t fall under “being ignorant idiots”.
I would be glad to anyways, psychiatrists play a big part in deprogramming fundies and scientologists. At least we don’t drill holes in peoples’ heads anymore. Thank science for progress.
You don’t seem very christian. Have you asked everybody if she’s a freak? That seems like a pretty biased statement and I don’t see any numbers. Like religious dictum I guess we just have to have blind faith in what you say. I suppose you sit down to dinner with her family every night then and discuss how much of a ‘freak’ she is. The best part of being a human being is the ability to make choices. No one put a gun to her head, if she actually exists, and told her to be pastafarian. In the good’ol days she might have been stoned for making a free choice like that.
I don’t see how you can blame Pastafarianism for your and others’ judgements of a person.
Lmao yes, we’re the assholes…
May You Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage
@fermi1137
Hi fermi1137 :)
“I am going to try and get the conclusion up as soon as possible.”
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I know this is an out of season question, but any chance of Part II any time soon?
RAmen