Matt Kent sent me this:
I like the shadow it makes on the ceiling.Â Holiday Trees, anyone else?Â Send pics, I’ll post them.
I’m orthodox because I truly and literally believe that a flying spaghetti monster created the universe. Seriously. No satire, no irony. Look in the about section, I believe it says…
“Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.”
I’m going 2 trust bobby on this one.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster won’t be a true religion before it burns a few people at the stake for heresy. It wouldn’t hurt to molest a few young boys, start a couple of wars, and insist on 10% of everybody’s income so you buy some gold-plated crap either.
If we become the predominant religion in the world I am sure we will have all those things and more. Suicide bombers and Pirate exorcisms too!
How about a pirate inquisition? Arrrgh â€“ the non-believers will be walkinâ€™ the plank to be sure. Arrrgh.
I, too, am an orthodox Pastafarian. I follow the original path set forth by the great FSM and his wonderful prophet Bobby H., and look forward to having a drink with each and every one of you at His sacred beer volcano, and sharing a smorgasborg of pasta and unadulterated scientific discussions at one of his giant springtime picnic tables (if he doesn’t have any, then one of the S. Factories will do) to the jolly music of shanteying (?) pirates!
That is a very beautiful CHRISTMAS Tree. Merry Christmas!
Dear Oliver, you made a slight mistake–this is an FSM tree, you see. Happy Holiday!
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