more fsm art

Published by henderob December 18th, 2006 in midgets, sightings, pirates and General FSM news.

Thanks to Jordan Fleitz for sending this to me. If you look closely, there’s a midget in the background.

52 Responses to “more fsm art”

1. 21 - December 19th, 2006 at 7:06 am - Pastafarian #1,313,130 Says:
   
   

   Buddy??…..hello?….you didn’t smack the computer did you?…or shoot it?

2. 22 - December 19th, 2006 at 7:35 am - Beastly Rich Says:
   
   

   I understood that if you make a frequency histogram of IQ in a human population then you should find you get a symmetrical hill shape graph with the crest of the hill at 100 and limits at either side of 50 and 150. This is one of the reasons that I laugh at people who boast of having an IQ of 220 or something, because A)that score is impossible and B) A trained ape could get a high score, as it’s not a measure of intelligence, its a measure of how good you are at IQ tests. This is proven by the fact that you can train someone to be good at IQ test, and they will get higher score but they won’t actually be any cleverer. Apparently the uk MENSA vet entry with an IQ test. I think they aren’t nearly as clever as they think they are.

3. 23 - December 19th, 2006 at 8:00 am - Give You Answers Says:
   
   

   Why do monkeys just make more monkeys?…

   Science believes in the beginning modern man evolved from monkeys. Since the earliest transformation…

4. 24 - December 19th, 2006 at 8:22 am - Allen Conover Says:
   
   

   u r a bunch of stupid asses fuck you pussy faces, or are you ass faces you should all comit suicide. stupid faggots no one in the right mind would beleve you heres proof. The word “Bible” refers to the canonical collections of sacred writings of Judaism and Christianity.

   Judaism’s Bible is often referred to as the Tanakh, or Hebrew Bible, which includes the sacred texts common to both the Christian and Jewish canons.[1] The Christian Bible is also called the Holy Bible, Scriptures, or Word of God. The Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Old Testament canons contain books not found in the Tanakh, but which were found in the Greek Septuagint.

   More than 14,000 manuscripts and fragments of the Hebrew Tanakh exist, as do numerous copies of the Septuagint, and 5,300 manuscripts of the Greek New Testament, more than any other work of antiquity.[2]

   Contents [hide]
   1 Derivation of term Bible
   2 The Hebrew Bible
   2.1 Torah
   2.2 Nevi’im
   2.3 Ketuvim
   2.4 Translations and editions
   3 The two Torahs of Rabbinic Judaism
   4 The Old Testament
   4.1 Differing Christian usages of the Old Testament
   5 The New Testament
   5.1 Original language
   5.2 Historic editions
   6 Christian Theology
   7 The canonization of the Bible
   7.1 Canonization of the Hebrew Bible
   7.2 Canonization of the Old Testament and New Testament
   8 Bible versions and translations
   8.1 Differences in Bible Translations
   8.2 Inclusive Language
   8.3 The introduction of chapters and verses
   9 Advocacy of the Bible
   10 Criticism of the Bible
   10.1 The documentary hypothesis
   11 Trivia
   12 Notes and references
   13 See also
   13.1 Biblical analysis
   13.2 Perspectives on the Bible
   13.3 History and the Bible
   13.4 Biblical scholarship and analysis
   14 External links
   14.1 Bible Societies and Translations
   14.2 Bible texts
   14.2.1 Hebrew
   14.2.2 Greek
   14.2.3 Latin
   14.2.4 English
   14.2.5 Turkish
   14.2.6 Others
   14.3 Commentaries
   14.4 Analysis

   Derivation of term Bible

   An Antebellum era (pre-civil war) family Bible dating back to 1859.According to the Online Etymology Dictionary the word bible[3] is from Anglo-Latin biblia, traced from the same word through Medieval Latin and Late Latin, as used in the phrase biblia sacra (”holy books”). This then stemmed from the term (Greek: Ï„á½° βιβλία Ï„á½° ἅγια ta biblia ta hagia, “the holy books”), which derived from biblion (”paper” or “scroll”, the ordinary word for “book”), which was originally a diminutive of byblos (”Egyptian papyrus”), possibly so called from the name of the Phoenician port from which Egyptian papyrus was exported to Greece.

   Biblical scholar Mark Hamilton states that the Greek phrase ta biblia (”the books”) was “an expression Hellenistic Jews used to describe their sacred books several centuries before the time of Jesus[4],” and would have referred to the Septuagint[5]. The Online Etymology Dictionary states, “The Christian scripture was referred to in [Greek] as Ta Biblia as early as c.223.”

   The Online Etymology Dictionary continues stating that the word “Bible” replaced Old English biblioðece (”the Scriptures”) from the Greek bibliotheke (lit. “book-repository” from biblion + theke, meaning “case, chest, or sheath”), used by Jerome and the common Latin word for it until Biblia began to displace it 9c. Use of the word in a figurative sense, as in “any authoritative book,” is from 1804.

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   Main articles: Hebrew Bible , Tanakh , and Old Testament
   The Hebrew Bible (Hebrew: תנ”ך‎) is a term that refers to the common portions of the Jewish and Christian biblical canons. Its use is favored by some academic Biblical scholars as a neutral term that is preferred in academic writing both to “Old Testament” and to “Tanakh” (an acronym used commonly by Jews but unfamiliar to many English speakers and others) (Alexander 1999, p. 17).

   “Hebrew” in “Hebrew Bible” may refer to either the Hebrew language or to the Hebrew people who historically used Hebrew as a spoken language, and have continuously used the language in prayer and study, or both.

   Because “Hebrew Bible” refers to the common portions of the Jewish and Christian biblical canons, it does not encompass the deuterocanonical books (largely from the Koine Greek Septuagint translation (LXX), included in the canon of the Roman Catholic and Orthodox churches). Thus the term “Hebrew Bible” corresponds most fully to the Old Testament in use by Protestant denominations (adhering to Jerome’s Hebraica veritas doctrine). Nevertheless, the term can be used accurately by all Christian denominations in general contexts, except where reference to specific translations or books is called for.

   The Hebrew Bible consists of 39 books. Tanakh is an acronym for the three parts of the Hebrew Bible: the Torah (”Teaching/Law” also known as the Pentateuch), Nevi’im (”Prophets”), and Ketuvim (”Writings”, or Hagiographa).

   (see Table of books of Judeo-Christian Scripture)

   Torah
   Main article: Torah

   The Torah, or Jewish scripture. In the background are the Star of David and a Menorah, two important symbols of Judaism.The Torah, or “Teaching,” is also known as the five books of Moses, thus Chumash or Pentateuch (Hebrew and Greek for “five,” respectively).

   The Pentateuch is composed of the following five books:

   I Genesis (Bereisheet בראשית),
   II Exodus (Shemot שמות),
   III Leviticus (Vayikra ויקרא),
   IV Numbers (Bemidbar במדבר), and
   V Deuteronomy (Devarim דברים)
   The Hebrew book titles come from the first words in the respective texts. The Hebrew title for Numbers, however, comes from the fifth word of that text.

   The Torah focuses on three moments in the changing relationship between God and people.

   The first eleven chapters of Genesis provide accounts of the creation (or ordering) of the world, and the history of God’s early relationship with humanity.
   The remaining thirty-nine chapters of Genesis provide an account of God’s covenant with the Hebrew patriarchs, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob (also called Israel), and Jacob’s children (the “Children of Israel”), especially Joseph. It tells of how God commanded Abraham to leave his family and home in the city of Ur, eventually to settle in the land of Canaan, and how the Children of Israel later moved to Egypt.
   The remaining four books of the Torah tell the story of Moses, who lived hundreds of years after the patriarchs. His story coincides with the story of the liberation of the Children of Israel from slavery in Ancient Egypt, to the renewal of their covenant with God at Mount Sinai, and their wanderings in the desert until a new generation would be ready to enter the land of Canaan. The Torah ends with the death of Moses.
   Traditionally, the Torah contains the 613 mitzvot, or commandments, of God, revealed during the passage from slavery in the land of Egypt to freedom in the land of Canaan. These commandments provide the basis for Halakha (Jewish religious law).

   The Torah is divided into fifty-four portions which are read in turn in Jewish liturgy, from the beginning of Genesis to the end of Deuteronomy, each Sabbath. The cycle ends and recommences at the end of Sukkot, which is called Simchat Torah.

   Nevi’im
   Main article: Nevi’im
   The Nevi’im, or “Prophets,” tells the story of the rise of the Hebrew monarchy, its division into two kingdoms, and the prophets who, in God’s name, judged the kings and the Children of Israel. It ends with the conquest of the Kingdom of Israel by the Assyrians and the conquest of the Kingdom of Judah by the Babylonians, and the destruction of the Temple in Jerusalem. Portions of the prophetic books are read by Jews on the Sabbath (Shabbat). The Book of Jonah is read on Yom Kippur.

   According to Jewish tradition, Nevi’im is divided into eight books. Contemporary translations subdivide these into seventeen books.

   The eight books are:

   I. Joshua or Yehoshua [יהושע]
   II. Judges or Shoftim [שופטים]
   III. Samuel or Shmu’el [שמואל] (often divided into two books; Samuel may be considered the last of the judges or the first of the prophets, as his sons were named judges but were rejected by the Hebrew nation)
   IV. Kings or Melakhim [מלכים] (often divided into two books)
   V. Isaiah or Yeshayahu [ישעיהו]
   VI. Jeremiah or Yirmiyahu [ירמיהו]
   VII. Ezekiel or Yehezq’el [יחזקאל]
   VIII. Trei Asar (The Twelve Minor Prophets) תרי עשר
   Hosea or Hoshea [הושע]
   Joel or Yo’el [יואל]
   Amos [עמוס]
   Obadiah or Ovadyah [עבדיה]
   Jonah or Yonah [יונה]
   Micah or Mikhah [מיכה]
   Nahum or Nachum [נחום]
   Habakkuk or Habaquq [חבקוק]
   Zephaniah or Tsefania [צפניה]
   Haggai [×—×’×™]
   Zechariah or Zekharia [זכריה]
   Malachi or Malakhi [מלאכי]

   Ketuvim
   Main article: Ketuvim
   The Ketuvim, or “Writings,” may have been written during or after the Babylonian Exile but no one can be sure. According to Rabbinic tradition, many of the psalms in the book of Psalms are attributed to David; King Solomon is believed to have written Song of Songs in his youth, Proverbs at the prime of his life, and Ecclesiastes at old age; and the prophet Jeremiah is thought to have written Lamentations. The Book of Ruth is the only biblical book that centers entirely on a non-Jew. The book of Ruth tells the story of a non-Jew (specifically, a Moabite) who married a Jew and, upon his death, followed in the ways of the Jews; according to the Bible, she was the great-grandmother of King David. Five of the books, called “The Five Scrolls” (Megilot), are read on Jewish holidays: Song of Songs on Passover; the Book of Ruth on Shavuot; Lamentations on the Ninth of Av; Ecclesiastes on Sukkot; and the Book of Esther on Purim. Collectively, the Ketuvim contain lyrical poetry, philosophical reflections on life, and the stories of the prophets and other Jewish leaders during the Babylonian exile. It ends with the Persian decree allowing Jews to return to Jerusalem to rebuild the Temple.

   Ketuvim contains eleven books:

   I. Tehillim (Psalms) תהלים
   II. Mishlei (Book of Proverbs) משלי
   III. ‘Iyyov (Book of Job) איוב
   IV. Shir ha-Shirim (Song of Songs) שיר השירים
   V. Ruth (Book of Ruth) רות
   VI. Eikhah (Lamentations) איכה [Also called Kinnot (קינות) in Hebrew.]
   VII. Kohelet (Ecclesiastes) קהלת
   VIII. Esther (Book of Esther) אסתר
   IX. Daniel (Book of Daniel) דניאל
   X. Ezra (often divided into two books, Book of Ezra and Book of Nehemiah (עזרא (נחמיה
   XI. Divrei ha-Yamim (Chronicles, often divided into two books) דברי
   הימים

5. 25 - December 19th, 2006 at 8:23 am - Allen Conover Says:
   
   

   Eat this 8=======D

6. 26 - December 19th, 2006 at 8:49 am - Re-Oared Marc Says:
   
   

   You don’t think that anyone is actually going to read your cut and paste drivel, do you?

7. 27 - December 19th, 2006 at 8:52 am - Heathen Says:
   
   

   Wow Allen, what a great point. I think your first two sentences pretty well summed up the tolerant loving attitude displayed by most religions. As to the rest of your “communication” - there is a very nice book called “Lost City” by a nice man named Clive Cussler - it bears as much sembelence to reality as do the books you mentioned, but with much less murder, rape, pillage, and conquest. Maybe you should try reading some of the books by the nice Mr. Cussler, try to remember to take your meds, and try rereading your first two sentences and ponder maybe why more and more people reject the rigid intolerant attitude fostered by your mythiological religion.

8. 28 - December 19th, 2006 at 9:05 am - Mad John Kidd Says:
   
   

   Thanks, Allen Conover, but we have our own gospel. And you know where you can stick your’s. Besides, you skipped the bit about how the bible was adopted from ancient Phoenician and Babylonian texts when it was translated into various Aramaic dialects. Maybe you should actually try reading the bits first, before you cut-n-paste. Just a suggestion.

   RAmen

9. 29 - December 19th, 2006 at 9:46 am - Bobby Sakura Says:
   
   

   Yo man i dun saw that spagetti monster and i busted he ass wit mi gat yo word top ur mommas when i dun saw dat i told mi homies that tey be trippin because tey aint shotin no spagetti they be shootin each other man its wak

10. 30 - December 19th, 2006 at 9:50 am - Allen Conover Says:
    
    

    i i love to shove the bible up my ass it feels soooo good im doing it right now (twich) oh ya69 with my dad im a fag just like you 69 i have fun raping pirates and little boys at my church

11. 31 - December 19th, 2006 at 9:54 am - Bobby Sakura Says:
    
    

    yo man dat fag allen is trippin yo he should be havin sex wit dat heaten guyn makin itnasty and slimey he be likin dat so does my ho she lic it rough and slimmy
    8=========================================D
    she besucin my homi right nizzow yo man he just dun shot her face thats hardcore man i got to go izzle

12. 32 - December 19th, 2006 at 10:29 am - Re-Oared Marc Says:
    
    

    You kids do know that the webmaster here has your IP addresses and can trace you. He can also send these posts of yours to your internet service provider. They, in turn, can send them to your parents as explanation as to why they are discontinuing your internet service. If you are posting from school equipment, that is very easy to trace — easier, in fact, than personal services. I am sure your principal will be happy to hear what his/her students are doing on publicly owned equipment.

13. 33 - December 19th, 2006 at 10:58 am - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    dear Allen Conover,
    Exactly what was that 3 pages of cut and paste wank you posted earlier meant to prove?
    .
    -Beastly Rich

14. 34 - December 19th, 2006 at 11:22 am - Peter Popoff Says:
    
    

    Re-Oared Marc Dec 19th, 2006 at 10:29 am

    You kids do know that the webmaster here has your IP addresses and can trace you. He can also send these posts of yours to your internet service provider. They, in turn, can send them to your parents as explanation as to why they are discontinuing your internet service. If you are posting from school equipment, that is very easy to trace — easier, in fact, than personal services. I am sure your principal will be happy to hear what his/her students are doing on publicly owned equipment.
    .

    .
    I hope he does do what you just said.
    As long as I’ve been on here (not that long really), that is the worst bunch of junk I’ve read.
    Dang, I’ve got to take a shower just to wash away some of that crap. I’m speechless.

15. 35 - December 19th, 2006 at 12:54 pm - Thanatos Says:
    
    

    To Allen:
    What’s your point?
    To the idiot speaking “gangsta”:
    We speak english, not your travesty of a language. Of course, since you obviously hold a horrible concept of discernable communication, you probably don’t have the slightest clue what I’m talking about. But for your interest, you may have noticed that everyone here is speaking one language, while you’re speaking a completely different one. And of course, I AM assuming that you have enough brains to read, I may be completely wasting my time here if my assumption is wrong, and you’re simply illiterate.

16. 36 - December 19th, 2006 at 3:58 pm - gill Says:
    
    

    To Mister gangsta man: that is such a bad picture of a penis. Looks nothing like it, really. I mean, come on, you can do better then that? And that is all I see worth commenting on, so yes.

17. 37 - December 19th, 2006 at 6:28 pm - Российская Says:
    
    

    come on leave the kids alone if you over react they will just keep coming back. im sure if it were any website of any religion any one would leave a stupid responce.

18. 38 - December 19th, 2006 at 6:47 pm - Российская Says:
    
    

    actually if you think of it there making fun of nonbelivers i bet you money there pastafarians making every one else look stupid and doing a good job.

19. 39 - December 20th, 2006 at 3:27 am - Wench Nikky Says:
    
    

    @Allen Conover Dec 19th, 2006 at 8:22 am
    ‘u r a bunch of stupid asses fuck you pussy faces, or are you ass faces you should all comit suicide. stupid faggots no one in the right mind would beleve you heres proof. The word “Bible” refers to the canonical collections of sacred writings of Judaism and Christianity.’
    .
    Isn’t it just a little ironic that none of this xtians can spell ‘belief’ or ‘believer’?
    I would of thought, that with all that indoctrination, they would at least be able to spell one of those. They mostly ‘belive’ in jeezuz.

20. 40 - December 20th, 2006 at 5:37 am - Eggy Says:
    
    

    can someone help me out here, maybe you allen, i was just thinking that sticking the bible up your “ass” (which is actually a donkey) is not a very christian thing to do. there is no commandment saying “Pleasure thyself by stickin thine holy Bible up thine “ass”" however, that would be one hell of a commandment :P

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