Thanks to Jordan Fleitz for sending this to me. If you look closely, there’s a midget in the background.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
also, please everyone, lets no be rude to the fundies. We needn’t sink to their (slightly retarded) level so we? also, i wonder what the average IQ of pastafarians is? i would be willing to bet quite heavily that it is quite a bit above average :D still, not that that means much, because as we know, FSM is there most probably changing the results for and noodlyfying them for his own pasta-like needs, which will results in a better world. RAmen
@Eggy
Quite correct about the rudeness. I try to be polite in my posts, though that can be difficult when talking to someone like allen or jimbo (actually, I think they are the same person. they both use the weird “69″ thing.). The weird part about allen is that he seems able to understand that big page o’ pasteing, yet also be completely unable to string together a single sentence on his own without using anything but swear words.
and the line goes cold from the bible ass-shover
was it the ip address thing?
pussy
anal seepage
Long live the FSM and let us thank him for letting him self be boiled in a pot of water to relieve our sins from us.
RAmen
Thanks Gnocci man. and yes, i do not understand why allen can understand so much and so little at the same time. Its probably not his fault ;)
We cannot all be perfect
Oh my FSM i had to go wash out my eyes after all that crap. I feel that i have to seperate myself from those idiots right now. They could surely not have been older than me, but please believe that not all teens refuse to take advantage of the extensive english class our schools provide. To the slimeballs who posted that: you disgust me. You are a shame to your country, your religion, and all of humanity. On behalf of the human species, please do not reproduce
hey, i just wanna know if this is just supposed to be satyrical, send an answer to me at benc62@gmail.com so if it is meant to be satyrical, it wont throw off the thread or w/e. no offense to neone.
@ ben
If you want to know more about our Church, I suggest you peruse the site more thoroughly. Many of your questions may have already been answered elsewhere. But if you still have further questions please feel free to ask them here.
RAmen
I don’t know were else to put this message, but FSM art seems appropriate. But someone actually build a church of the FSM, which you can see here:
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http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/fsm/images/titlecard.jpg
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and visit here:
http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/fsm/index.htm
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The Beer volcano is picutred in the west wall’s murals. Take Dr. Strange Love’s tour.
belive
Long Live FSM!
That pic is awesome!
May we all be touched by the noodly one
RAmen