Take a look at some of the hate mail on this site…some people actually have said it ruined their lives because their friends have believed in this stuff, and yes in fact I do know a girl who told me about this, and yes, she does belive in this stuff, with all of her heart. I don’t think that you people take into consideration that not everyone is the brightest crayon in the box and people will believe in anything they’re told..it’s a fact of life. I mean…I’m all for fun and games and joking around…but there really is a point of taking it to far. I mean…come on…look at what you’re doing in your spare time…it kind of depresses me.
-Jacob
“I don’t think that you people take into consideration that not everyone is the brightest crayon in the box and people will believe in anything they’re told”
Dear Peter,
If we were to stop talking simply because someone, somewhere might misunderstand, all mankind would be entirely silent. There are thousands of beliefs in the world. Are you railing against everyone who believes differently than you do? Do something constructive and start your own Web site that proclaims your humorless beliefs.
“I mean…come on…look at what you’re doing in your spare time…it kind of depresses me.”
Don’t bother being depressed about what other people are doing, live your own life to the best of your ability. If you don’t want the stripper factory and beer volcano, that’s your business. I won’t be depressed on your account – don’t waste your time being depressed on mine.
Arg Sayer
Is there a sing-along Ravioli Chorus somewhere?
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Enjoy !! :-)
Kissing Hank’s Ass
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
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This is tame compared to http://www.christonthecrapper.com
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@Wench*ankla1.com
Mel Brook’s “History of the World part 1″
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@ Exterminator- Oh my. I couldn’t listen for very long. I’m going to have nightmares about living in a ‘nation of sodomizing fools.’ I bet this guy’s one of them. Methinks he doth protest too much!
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“All I want to do is eat your brains…” Bloody hilarious!!! Reminds me of certain “friends of the church”.
http://scienceblogs.com/mixingmemory/2006/12/re_your_brains.php
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Hell fire MJK, which church was that?
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Alchemist, I was referring to the mentality of certain “visitors” to Our Church. Sorry, I was a bit vague.
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Well your point is a valid on there are alot of people out there without the mental capacity to live without religion and in the real world. I just hope you sent the same email to all the other recognised religions
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MJK – I was being sarcastic. Never worry about being vague, I live that way.
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I think I’m going to have to start my posts with
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:-) = being true
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;-) = being silly
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* – Dr Michael Martin, with sharks and spiders
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Haha! Jacob & WTF are landlubber pussies. Thelaughingboy is still missing the point. FSM will never become a cult. Even if there was a disclaimer, there would still be people who believe it’s true. Get over it.
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Besides, who really cares if someone gets hurt? People get hurt every minute of every hour of every single day.
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All hail His Noodly Goodness!
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RAmen
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BTW, laughingboy, it’s a-the-ist. Say it with me, A-THEE-IST.
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Skeptick – so cynical :-)
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yesh.
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i am cynical.
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you say that like it’s a bad thing!
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:-)
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RAmen
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Okay OEJ, I came up with Mel Brooks on the way into work. I had the old lady type it in for me- remotely, if you will. Mel Brooks is better than most people will ever know. Just plain Yogurt! How about this: “Did you will the towell to fall?” That is one of my all time favorite lines, from one of my favorite flicks. From the same mervie comes “what if he’s an escaped vivisectionist?!” Get on it before the whores, or hordes beat you to it.
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Mel Brooks…. History of the world…..
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Moses (Brooks) is shown coming down from Mount Sinai after receiving the law from God (the voice of an uncredited Carl Reiner). When announcing the giving of the reception of the law to the people, Moses proclaims “I have given unto you Fifteen…” (his proclamation is interrupted by his dropping and shattering of one of three tablets) “Oy!… Ten! Ten Commandments! For all to obey!”
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Ramen
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Everyone here should listen to this, as it deals with education in America!
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http://inc-omplete.org/digg/verizon.mp3
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Download the file and listen (mozilla didn’t work for me?), its the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while!
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Verizon operators and management don’t understand the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollars. Its almost painful to listen to but absolutely hilarious!
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I’m sure there are some people on the edge of sanity or mental retardation that believe this is not a satire. I feel sorry for them, but I’m not worried about any negitive repercussions.
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I personally feel that if these people’s lives are truely ruined because of a different religion, then there is something wrong with the person not the religion. These people must shallow and week if they are unable to talk about religion with a friend, and the same thing would happen if a mormon missionary went to their bus stop every morning.
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Bawawawawa
Water for sale… Miracle water for sale… .002 per…
Get your water here…
That’s pretty sad! hahahaha
Ramen
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@peter popoff
jeezus man are you still goin on with that joke?
sorry about the other day’ didn’t know you were swabbie’s
and ok I’ll take some of the water so I can mix it with me rum. arrr
but where am I gonna get .002 cents?
anyone got change for a penny?
Ramen
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It’s one the house for the regulars!
I was laughing and laughing at that link above, trying to explain the difference
between, .002 and .000002 to the Verizon phone company.
It’s a funny link!
Enjoy your water…
Ramen
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Thanks pete! But it’s really .00002 (I think)
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well I’ve gotta go and get some brews to wash down the rum(and practice my drums before it gets to late). speaking of which maybe we should get some FSMbands together to praise his Noodly goodness, ala christianrock. maybe steal some of their songs and replace jesus with eff ess em.
be back in an hour or two
Ramen
btw
I may be heading out to see the show tomorrow, anyone goin?
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@Parmesan the Greated: I like the idea of a FSM band, but it seems unoriginal. You should find a way to get in contact with Les Claypool. He seems like he would love to play a song about FSM.
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Yea, I saw the extra 0 after I pushed submit… To late!
Good stuff!
Get your water here…
I’m going to call Andrea…
Ramen
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“I’m going to call Andrea…”
Someone on another forum said they already disabled that number. Verizon will never hear the end of this one!
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I’m a brown crayon, you son of a bitch.
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yeah les would be great to work with, but
I don’t wanna do primus as its been done, I was thinking more like ray charles, ya know? more gospel kinda…….
sauce……..
cheese..
meat.
mixed with mars volta.
dig it or swirl it( fork style).
HEY, that’s my new saying!!!!!!!!
swirl it!!!
I think the Noodly One has touched me again!
can you swirl it?
sauce and parmesan be upon you all
Ramen
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@Nick the Infidel
That link was great; thank you very much.
-Avatar of Reason
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I think this is the same person that wrote the “your religion split me up from my friend” letter
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I don’t understand the original post. How can the truth be taken too far?
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Brother Boyardee
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@Nick the Infidel
Listening to that link right now. Yep. I’ve dealt with people that stupid too though not for as long a time. I’m getting more depressed every second.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Not Stupid People
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Is Jacob talking about ID?
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@Beastly Rich Dec 9th, 2006 at 5:37 am
‘I think this is the same person that wrote the “your religion split me up from my friend†letter’
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Jacob and his friends have been big on the FSM money stamp thread over the past few days. I kinda missed it, but it looked like a long battle.
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Wasn’t much of a battle really. More like babble. BLR puts up a better fight.
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Now this is how philosophical debates should be conducted:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/12/for_the_philosophers_at_scienc.php
It really captures the essence of interplay of some of the most brilliant minds in the history of the world.
RAmen
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You do realize that the cliche is “Not the sharpest crayon in the box”, which pretty much goes to show that indeed not every one is “the brightest crayon”. The other cliche is “smart cookie” and “bright light”(that’s not used much).
I like smart cookies
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I like ‘Not the brightest button on parade’.
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“A couple fries short of a happy meal” or my favorite “A FUCKING IDIOT!!!”
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‘not the sharpest tool in the shed’
‘a spoon, not the sharpest cutlery in the draw’
RAmen
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‘Thick as two short planks’
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‘A few sandwiches short of a picnic’
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‘Fundimental’
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You can’t be a Christian Fundamentalist without making a complete fundament of yourself.
Try looking it up here:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fundament
Or being completely mental come to that…
Nick
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Wowzers, FSM ruining lives? Fore real? Our Noodly Master only embraces life. He would never ruin anyones’ life, just ask the midget!
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@firemancheesehead
‘….. just ask the midget!’
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Or the penquin.
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@Wench Nikkiee
“Or the Penguin”
Or the Joker????? hahahaha
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wow this shit is bullll my friend belives in it & i think i should stop being publishd
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Just cause we need to piss off pur uptight relifious buddies…..
The “real” book of JOB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPg3kjKBRc
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@Jingles
‘A couple of beers short of a six pack’
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@cchheell Dec 11th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
‘i think i should stop being publishd’
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I think you should stop being published too, at least til you have a little more spelling and grammatical experience, at least.
RAmen for your self awareness.
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it looks like my computer is having a hard time spelling tonight. Sheesh!!!
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@cchheell
Mind you we are all for freedom of speech here. Can you say ‘freedom of speech’ or ‘freedom of belief’ C’mon at least try to say them.
RAmen
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