Take a look at some of the hate mail on this site…some people actually have said it ruined their lives because their friends have believed in this stuff, and yes in fact I do know a girl who told me about this, and yes, she does belive in this stuff, with all of her heart. I don’t think that you people take into consideration that not everyone is the brightest crayon in the box and people will believe in anything they’re told..it’s a fact of life. I mean…I’m all for fun and games and joking around…but there really is a point of taking it to far. I mean…come on…look at what you’re doing in your spare time…it kind of depresses me.
-Jacob
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Ozzy,
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The story of midgets being turned into penguins can be found in The Gospel of the FSM, page 138.
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OEJ
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@One Eyed Jack
‘Hard cover? What? When? Where?’
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There isn’t? I’m sure I saw mention of it somewhere. Not positive though.
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@Ozzy
Hey Ozzy, thanks for the link. :) I hope you call in from time to time. The Pastafarians are cool and really nice people to boot. (funny too!)
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‘i havent really wanted to check the other countries, im getting a bit freaked out!
but i saw something in antarctica about dwarves turning in to Antartic Penguins??’
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Yeah apparently, except it was a Midgit, not any ordinary midget either, but a Sacred Midgit. OEJ is one of our expert theologians on the Gospel.
Don’t take it all too seriously Ozzie.
RAmen Ozzy
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Why would i want The Gospel Of The FSM??
My personal religion runs off the Chuck Norris Gospel Of Faith!!
Where it explains quite detailed about how he created the FSM to do all his laundry and toilet scrubbings?
only joking… i made the FSM!
cya, (haha the FSM’s nightmare would be a Saucepan 3 quarters way filled with water and a Lightly Oiled Fry-pan!)
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oh?
i really had no idea your religous with the FMS??
i had no idea!
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@ OEJ and Nikkiie (?sp!)
The hard cover Gospel is availalbe through the glory that is Amazon on line – enjoy!
It even has one of those cool string things for keeping your page ;)
@ OEJ – can’t say I have ever been tempted by the S&M thing – razorblades!??!!! Eeek!
I just prefer my husband and a nice supply of AA batteries ;)
But, each to their own, so long as they don’t end up in my department with things stuck up various orifices (although I have yet to come across an oar!)
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‘(haha the FSM’s nightmare would be a Saucepan 3 quarters way filled with water and a Lightly Oiled Fry-pan!)’
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No, Pasta is just the sacrament. The FSM, is like all the other Gods and is invisible
and omnipresent. Patafarians are encouraged to eat pasta so as to be filled with His Noodley goodness, as well as to sate their appetite.
RAmen
ps You are not a ninja are you?
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@Booty
’so long as they don’t end up in my department with things stuck up various orifices (although I have yet to come across an oar!)’
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I’m assuming that Pastafarians at the CoFSM will be the first to be informed if you ever do?
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Ozzy Dec 16th, 2006 at 5:42 am
‘yeh i saw u wanted to know where i got the info from?
heres the link:
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/?p=233
just go in there…. and i just scrolled down till i saw the paragraph which started with the great country name Australia….
The Ozzy Appendage’
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Has anyone seen the article at this link, before its publication in this SCQ mag?
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i like kangarooos theyz makes me happiez
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I’m so happiez for you…I think.
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Ha! Very funny noodle! Of course you guys are kidding about the FSM not being real. Right? I just spent all this time memorizing all this sh*t so I could spread the word. Dont even JOKE about this not being real.
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The FSM is as real as all the other gods, so don’t worry.
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I can’t do these italic threads…
Sorry
Ramen
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Christianity. Crusades. Need I say more on “taking it too far”?
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If you are unintelligent enough to lose a friend just because of her beliefs, you don’t deserve to be her friend. I could worship a dust particle as an almighty being and my friends would just sort of be like “Hm….that’s cool…”. No doubt you two had a falling out because of your sheer closed-mindedness. If she wants to believe that spaghetti made the universe, let her, because she obviously has no issues with you believing that some dude on a cloud did.
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@Jacob
The pastafarian belief that the FSM is invisible and omnipotent is no different than your beliefs.
@Dr. Worm
You are so wrong about the constitution! You say there is nothing in it about the separation of church and state, and yet it clearly states that the government shall make no law establishing religion. And this nation was most certainly not “founded on christianity” as you claim. This nation was founded on the basis of freedom of, and from, religion, founded for the very reason to escape the faulty logic of your claim that the nation was founded on chritianity! And our forefathers, the originators and authors of our constitution, surely DID write extensively about the need to keep the state separated from any church. Just because they did not put it verbatim into the constitution does not mean that they did not intend the constitution to represent this fact. Your incorrect assertions that the constitution does not call for separation of church and state, and that the nation was founded on chritianity, are examples of the very reason our nation was founded to begin with, to escape religious rationalizations that strive to dominate and control societies.
Avast! and Yarr! you zealous worshipers of a false god! Mend yer evil ways and feel the love of His Noodily Appendage. Midgets are real, giants never were! PROOF I tell yee…PROOF! (I’m winking under my eye patch)
Jeromy
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Just be thankful that your friend was touched by his noodly appendage before falling into the trap of other, more dangerous belief systems. Being brainwashed into hatred is a far more distressing option than finding the Truth of the FSM.
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Jacob,
We pastafarians have to accept that if there are people daft enough to believe the Christian mythology then clearly some people are going to be convinced by the CoFSM.
That is because CoFSM has more convincing arguments better (if flimsy) moral standards, beer (which we call grog) and babes (who we [often respectfully] call wenches) so almost by definition some people will be TBHNA and come over the one true faith.
Let’s face it, even the nice looking Christian wenches never put out – I should know – so you’re almost guaranteed to be wasting your time anyway.
RAmen.
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Yes, indeed. People will believe what they’re told. That’s why there’s so many unworthy Christians – I have to say mainly in the USA.
“Hate the LGBT”, “no other religions are correct”…etc.
People in North and South America started as Animists and now they’ve taken the whole relaxed, “alright” sort of Christianity from the majority of what we now call Europe and turned it into this savage indoctrinating way of life…Seriously we’d have all been better off if America had stayed Animist.
I can’t believe you waste your time arguing thoughts that are quite lacking of real analisis.
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Take a look at some of the hate mail on this site…some people actually have said it ruined their lives because their friends have believed in this stuff, and yes in fact I do know a girl who told me about this, and yes, she does belive in this stuff, with all of her heart. I don’t think that you people take into consideration that not everyone is the brightest crayon in the box and people will believe in anything they’re told..it’s a fact of life. I mean…I’m all for fun and games and joking around…but there really is a point of taking it to far. I mean…come on…look at what you’re doing in your spare time…it kind of depresses me.
-Jacob
This reminds me of something:
*Guy gets born to legitamate parents(Mary and John(I think))*
*Guy claims he his the son of God, completely disowning his real father*
*Mary claims to be a virgin, though she has had a baby, also disowning John*
*People believe it*
Pastafarianism has more proof supporting it than any other religion. It’s also the safest religion. Not one person has died as a result of FSMism. This shows that the FSM cares more about his people than God does(if he exist, which he doesn’t)
Also, you shouldn’t disown a friend because they believe in something different than you. Thats the evil way of the Christian.
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Well, except that Mary got knocked up before John married her. That is pretty well known. I can’t post in this thread though, these damn italics drive me nuts!
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To all who have the unforutnateness to take this religion so seriously that it ruins lives, I wish a fine successful rehab.
RAmen
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If anyone actually believes what they read on this site “with all their heart” then they need help. Professional help and they need it fast.
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@ peter Popoff
why do italics drive you insane????
Find peace, look at Buddha, he weighed a good 400 pounds, and he was happy, don’t you think he was frustrated with his weight??
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You know someone who believed in FSM and it ruined their life? Man thats Darwinism at work.
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rak Feb 11th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
You know someone who believed in FSM and it ruined their life? Man thats Darwinism at work.
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Nah, That’s pasta at its best!
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Hi Peter. Am I persona non grata with you :)
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“not everyone is the brightest crayon in the box and people will believe in anything they’re told”
How true, I know this one dude, who believes a story about a guy called Jesus being taken up a hill and getting nailed by a couple of romans. Some people will believe anything…..
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@Street Carp
Ummmmm…that part of the yarn is probably true – much like Cleopatra is probably true. The part where he gets nailed, whipped, stabbed and generally DOA on Friday but is home for dinner on Sunday is the fishy bit.
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Oh yeah, it’s all true, it has to be, it’s gospel.
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@Jacob
“look at what you’re doing in your spare time…it kind of depresses me”
It’s called “spare” time, isn’t it? Since when even my spare time must be devoted to drama, work and deep thinking? THAT would depress me.
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Many people need to feel that they belong to something more powerful than themselves that can help guide them through dark and sad times. They need to have some being to ask for guidance and strength. This is because they are weak. It’s ok to be weak. It’s ok to need a little something more to make it through life. Life is pretty damn horrible sometimes. I know some wonderful open-minded Christians. I also have friends who are Muslim, Buddhist and Hindu. They do not preach hate. It is not ok to hate. It’s really not. It’s not ok to think that your way of thinking is the only way and that everyone else has to succumb to it. It’s not ok to think that some people are going to hell just because they pray to their god in a different language and call their god a different name. I read these emails and it’s like some of the Christians need to be vindicated, they sneer and feel joy because people like me are “going to hellâ€. How would their god feel about that? That they wish me ill just because I don’t think the same way they do. There is darkness in their hearts, and that is a perfect example of why they need to believe in something bigger than themselves. If they did not, their darkness would consume them. I don’t believe in hell. It’s really a stupid idea. But some people need to be reassured that the good will be rewarded and the bad will be punished. I don’t believe in heaven either. What about the idea of being a good person because it makes life better for everyone? Not just because there is going to be some reward in it for you. I have been working as an Oncology nurse for the last two years. Everyday I give love and take the burden. I share grief, I hold people. I support them until the very end. I don’t do this because I think there is some magical land waiting for me. I do this because I love to help people. I don’t need a reward for motivation. If your life is tough, you just have to keep going. Really, it’s ok if you need a god to look up to. But some people don’t. And that’s ok too.
Oh, and what do I need? I need a little humor sometimes, and that’s why I like this site
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After reviewing much of this site, I cannot help but think just how much sense this makes. I am not a believer in anything, and of course, I cannot disprove that a god, or gods exist. I am constantly shocked by religion around the world, and how one persons fear and misunderstanding of their life around them, forced them to believe that they were created by a being that not one other person has seen. I may very well convert to Pastafarianism just to make the people around me see just how nonsensical their beliefs are. Instead of trying to figure out where we came from, we should instead figure out where we’re going as a race. We all can’t possibly believe in the same thing at once, because that will just lead to a different conflict.
Keep it up, and don’t let any hate mail by relegious zealots discourage you from proving them wrong about their pointless existances.
Sincerely,
Andrew
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Don’t stuff it up!
Hey – we have a good thing going here. People come in every week and give us donations and behave themselves out of fear of our God punishing thiem. Then you guys go and ridicule our nice little system. Leave us the hell alone! Try joining us instead – we could use a few extra donations.
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First of all thats fake as shit, and second, the last time someone posted in here was on Feb 27th, 2007 at 7:58 pm. So FUCK OFF.
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I think everyone who is complaining about our belief in the Holy Spagetti is missing the point. The reason (as far as I understand it) that we believe in the FSM is to point out the basic hypocrisy of ANY religion. Not only is it fundamentally flawed, it is also fundamentally unprovable and thus our belief in FSM is just as valid as any other (and I do believe that there is place for religious acceptance, not in Science Class however). The result of anybody taking FSM too seriously is the same result that would come about from any newly formed cult/religion, and more scarily we are no-where near as dangerous as some radical readings of the Bible or Qur’an. I’d like you to point out where FSM tries to convince you to burn heretics, or stone adulterous women to death? How on earth do you argue that we are more dangerous then that?
By the way, I recognise that this may not entirely relevent to this post, however it occured to me while I was reading it.
regards
Shing Gorbad
PS: Red Suace, by FSM, have you worked it out my friend, to be honest, you’ve done more than most of the rest of us have.
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Jacob, the only reason it has gone too far is because the people who believe in it has gone too far. It’s their own fault for believing in bobby’s religion, not bobby.
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Jacob, have you heard of “Freedom of religion”? and how does it affect you if your friend believes thyis. I would love to know.
BTW my friend is pastafarian, I am agnostic, and my brother, who also knows him, is fundie athiest. Neither of us care.
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oh shit, i feel really bad for jacob. his friend recieved hope from an organisation that wasn’t his. maybe we should crush all his friend’s hopes and dreams so jacob can be happy in the knowledge that if christianity can’t have her, no one can.
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what harm is this religion doing to anyone. FSM is not saying to give up your family and friends and school and money and go live in a comune with ther people of this religion. what harms is pastafarianisum doing to anyone??? well…?
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A greater majority of Pastafarians pretend, when in public, to completely, 100% believe it. I seriously doubt she actually believes it. Don’t worry man. It’s all good…
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