Dear People who believe in the FSM,
Bobby Henderson is the next Jim Jones. Run, run while you still can.
Thank You,
TheLaughingMan
*update* TLM’s comment @ 8:15pm:
May I make a suggestion to all of you who still believe in the FSM. Buy this book. Recovery from Cults: Help for Victims of Psychological and Spiritual Abuse
I just wanted to note that TLM’s suggested book is amazon-ranked at approximately #153,000, whereas The Gospel is currently ranked at #825 (lower is better).
*update* TLM’s comment @ 9:17pm:
I’m not trying to make anything personal… I’m just simply pointing out that historically people who are insane and lead cults end up in bad situations. I just thought I’d give you guys a heads up.
In truth I really want just one thing. As soon as Bobby Henderson publicly announces that FSM is a farce… then I’ll shut up and go away. But as long as you guys try to continue making this thing a real religion… then I’m going to keep replying. There are too many religions screwing up the world as it is… we don’t need an FSM to add to the pile.
@Jon E Dec 14th, 2006 at 8:26 am
‘Anyway I’ve got another one for you.’
http://www.wikihow.com/Defend-Creationism-Against-Evolutionism
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I notice that these creationist snake oil salesmen use ‘Haeckel’s 1874 drawings of vertebrate embryonic development’ (which were found to be fraudulent….even back then!) to suggest that comparative simularities in embryo anatomical development, which support evolution of homologous structures, is just one big evilutionist conspiratal lie. These people really do kill my brain cells which hurts my head. Do you think I can sue them?
RAmen
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Just been checking out the creationist essays. They’ve now got 17 out of the intended 45
up on the web.
http://www.parentcompany.com/creation_essays/essaytoc.htm
I guess that leaves another 28 chapters of the new creation dribble bibble to go.
I haven’t read through all of them, (did notice the Darwin is responsible for the degeneration of society bits), but the last one:-
(45:’The Scientific Case for Evolution Has Never Been Proved! So Why Do the Public Schools Teach It As If It Were a Fact?’ http://www.parentcompany.com/creation_essays/essay45.htm) that says evolutionary
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theory states that apes evolve into university professors caught my eye. Apparently the whole human race are university professors???? What the??
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I posted this earlier, but once again I think the links interfered with the posting!
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Reguarding this thread…can we ditch it at 1000?
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gahhh….!! 996… almost… there
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Hi ya’ll! Yes let us ditch this one at the next post!
Ramen
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yes please… let’s ditch it at 1,000.
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it takes too long to screen refresh and/or load now.
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Skeptic wins, congratulations!
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@ Nikkiee
Ancient drivel. I’ve only scan them but nothing new caught my eye. talkorigins.org has dispelled all of those myths already. Why do I get the feeling I’m on a treadmill?
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And I think they would probably counter sue for damage to their own two brain cells they would have to rub together to conjure up a rebutal.
RAmen
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Where do we go? It has be official, because I can’t ever keep up with where I’ve posted in this damn place. I gotta find one page and stick to it!
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@wench nikkiee
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wtf. lets just hope these are real rednecks and not people who are trying to be serious. can they come up with 45 real reasons and not any that would be made up?
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Well, I guess this is proof that Jesus doesn’t love you.
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Hello…is anybody out there? Has anyone else had problems connecting to FSM. I’ve had problems with connections to both the church and FSM disscussion over the past hour or so!
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Yah – the server was down for a little while ..
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Phew…success! I was beginning to feel the way Major Tom must off when he was drifting off out into space.
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@Mad John Kidd Dec 14th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
‘And I think they would probably counter sue for damage to their own two brain cells they would have to rub together to conjure up a rebutal.’
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I think Darwin’s relatives should be able to sue the creationists asses for misrepresentation/defamation or something!
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Oh thank FSM Prophet Bobby! I can’t describe the feeling of not being able to get on site and not knowing if the ship had run aground or not! I feel all normal again now.
RAmen
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That was pretty funny! We’ve all anticipated this 1000th post thing, and as soon as it happens the server crashes.
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Good job skeptic, thanks alot!
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Yeah let’s blame skeptic for that 1000th post.
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Happy birthday, Davey! Aarrrrr!
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Whew, I thought the fundies had managed to scuttle the ship. Glad we’re still afloat.
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@ Nikkiee
The British have yet to succumb to the sue happy mentality of the Americans. Having said that, it probably won’t be long in coming.
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And damn you, skeptic, for crashing the server! End of the line at the Beer Volcano for you! May your lapdancer have scabs!
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MJK
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and crabs!
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It’s ok skeptic, I know it was deliberate on your part. Just be a little more careful next time ok?
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What’s up with the new thread? “On going to hell” it won’t let me on there….
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err… “was NOT” deliberate
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Maybe you can go through here Mad John.
http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/14/on-going-to-hell.htm
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You must get over there as details are being discussed for our impending journey to hell.
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Thanks, I can get to that page it just won’t let me in the comments. Oh well, it happened before, it just took a while to get it sorted, I geuss.
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That was one of the problems I had a couple of times, when the server was down Mad John.
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Actually, I was just looking for a nice pasta-recipe-book on amazon when I encountered THE book . I was instantly touched by His Noodlyness, and further web research resulted in the ordering of it (sorry TheLaughingMan but “something” made me doing it). I am aware that just buying a book is not enough, but I am willing to study the gospel and follow the twisty, noodely path towards wisdom and understanding of His luscious divinity.
RAmen!
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@CerebrumDurum
A big warm Noodley welcome CerebrumDurum
RAmen
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Perhaps you’d care to visit one of the many relatively shorter threads?
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So what’s the challange now? 2000 posts?
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Count me out Jon E! Besides I’m too busy getting ready for the journey to hell. (which is starting to look a little like a version of Pastafarian Heaven, I must say)
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@Wench Nikkiee
Can’t get on the Hell link.
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I was joking anyway.
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Actually I probably won’t be on here again for a while after today, about to loose my net access for a while. Hopefully I’ll be back after Holiday, though possibly with a new name. How does The Dread Pirate Jon E sound to you?
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MJK had the same problem earlier Jon E. He said he changed browsers and all was fine.
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‘The Dread Pirate Jon E sound to you?’
Long!! We had/got a Dread Pirate around somewhere?
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Does this mean that we, The Fanatical Follows Of His Noodlyness, will have a psychadelic rock band named after us, Just like Jim Jones, Jonestown?
The Brian Jonestown Massacre. Its a 60’s revivalist band and they have really “groovy” songs. May not be to everyones tast though.
Maybe it’ll be called (if there is a band in the works) “The Fanatical Follows Of His Noodlyness”. Catchy, isn’t it?
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@Jon E and Nikkiee
The Dread Pirate Roberts is a name I have seen used. I wish I had thought of it first. Such an entertaining book and film (The Princess Bride).
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hi nikkiee! I’ve been away, but now I’m found. How bad have the christians been too us?
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Hi maxwell, The xtians are still apparently sending us all to Hell. We are still trying to get an idea as to the travel arrangements and accomodation though.
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Hey, Maxwell.
Are you Maxwell from NY State? From the Topix boards?
I am N C from NY State, from the topix boards. Let me know.
Peace, to all, I’ll be back to bother later… I think anyway.
Ramen
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hot rails to hell, I hear. We must have to all meet up and get ticket punched or something. It must not take too long to get there either, as all the chrisitans suggest we are going to be there real soon. Any pompus quasi-intellectuals been around to debate?
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Well I suppose if you’re really keen you could check out Dokta Martin’s verbal diarrhoea on the ’strawman fallacy’ and ‘evolution is a fraud’ threads. There is also a ‘Science Wonder’ wandering around somewhere, though not sure what that one is up to yet.
I’ve got to go back to bed as it’s 3am here. I just got up to get some water and heard someone talking to me (must have been you) so I’m just on a quick log in. (otherwise tomorrow or rather the rest of today wil be hell)
RAmen
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thelaughingman! We meet again!
First of all, this isn’t a cult! We ain’t asked to do anything crazy like knock on people’s doors. Unlike some other people I could mention *COUGH COUGH JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES! COUGH COUGH COUGH*. We simply welcome those who come seeking answers that aren’t provided satisfactorily by other religions. Also we ain’t moved to reservations of any kind.
Plus PIRATES ARE AWESOME!
RAmen
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well now….. gang up on a guy after he leaves, huh? how ironic that my post saying that we should ditch this thread after 1,000 posts would be the 1,000th post! and then allegedly it brought down the server at the same time. heh.
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i guess i’m special like that. Arrrrrr…..
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anyway, i think it’s past time to quit this thread. it takes too looooonnnggg to scroll.
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@Wench Nikkiee. Thanks for the noodly, hence touching welcome! I am already pleased that I did not search for a book on how to prepare fish… . I wonder what is the meaning about the from you mentioned “visit one of the many relatively shorter threads”? However, I hope that His Deliciousness uses His appendages to pull the ship which carries the valueable freight towards the “old world”, so that it might arrive prior to the advent of the fish-worshipper-celebration.
RAmen!
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@CerebrumDurum
‘I wonder what is the meaning about the from you mentioned “visit one of the many relatively shorter threads‒
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The replies, to the initial post , on this page have become many more than on some other pages. Therefore it takes much longer to load and scroll down to the most recent comment. Many Pastafarians will start avoiding reading/leaving comments here for that reason.
Posts named under ‘Recent Comments’ (list on the top right hand corner of this page) are links to the latest postings along with the page they are posted on. Look for your name next to RUN!!!!!!, then look at the other names/pages and you’ll see what I mean. Get adventurous and click on one or two of the others. See where you end up or just follow the latest comments. Not sure if I explained that very well! Once you have got the navigation worked out, you may be lucky to find some of the older Hate Mail treasures (click Hate-Mail…at right hand side at very top of this page…each intro is a link to that page)
RAmen
ps Took me a while when I first started and the number of comments on each page, then, was a lot less than there are now.
Have fun :)
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For instance, if you are curious about the Hell we are being told that we are all going to, here the link to a Pastafarian discussion on that issue:
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http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/14/on-going-to-hell.htm
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This is one of our more recent pages (less comments/shorter page too)
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee. Cheers for the advice!
RAmen ~%~
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Bobby. Any chance this thread could be split? I’m on DSL and it still takes an age to refresh.
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PS thanks for the great site. I haven’t laughed so much for ages! I think it was Maggie Thatchers tearful leaving of number ten that last did it for me.
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Since Kool-Aid will be suspect, maybe Bobby can use a different medium to distribute the poison. May I suggest pasta?
-RAmen.
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Damn… I leave you people alone and you have a fucking field day. Look at all these posts… 1000 posts because I said Bobby is the next Jim Jones. You people need so much help. What’s even worse though is that Wench Nikkiee posted like 500 of the 1000 posts. I’m actually starting to feel sorry for her, she must not have a life, or that many friends. Damn… if I knew her in real life I wouldn’t be her friend either. I’d take one look at her face and switch over the Christianity so that Jesus could give me my sight back.
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Nerds I’ve Angered: Enough to give me 1000 posts worth of nonsense
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