How can a thing made by man be god? its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT! why would you let people EAT your god? Everyone I know thinks you are retarded, so congrats there :P
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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OH we need to ?????? ok now im confuzed. DUDE an invisoble god that we pray to and answers us
THATS A LOAD OF BULL!!! go see a phycayatrist (spelling) and let us belive in our noodle and sauce : )
clear dumbass?
noodle
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hey noodles…. ( im a noodle 2) wats in te gospel i want to no before bying it
GO NOODLES!!!
RAmen
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There is a fair bit of stuff in Wikipedia :)
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yo noodles we will re- unite with martinara
noodle blees u all
RAmen
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thats a very interestin question, joke or retarded?
i think its beyond that really, a strong amount of clinically insane, with a monkeys ass instead of a brain.
p.s. how can we make actual hate mail, i dont wanna make comments about hate mail.
gosh!
jo x x x x x
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All concepts of God are man made.
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Jo – email Bobby – see FAQ’s for his email addy.
I would say try using your brain, but you probably don’t have one.
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@ jo n her widom speakin out dudes! Jan 10th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Bobby’s e-addy is in the ‘about section’ at the top of the page. Christ on a bike, do you need to be spoon fed?
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Wooo Booty. Spooky!
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Great minds Alchemist! Or is that fools rarely differ? ;)
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“THATS A LOAD OF BULL!!! go see a phycayatrist (spelling) and let us belive in our noodle and sauce : )
clear dumbass?
noodle “….Oh my, my, my. This could get ugly. Dear FSml, Thank-you for your interest in our COFSM. Your enthusiasm is GREAT! I appreciate your interest. We have a little-known way of worshiping, a very special and important way. It is called ’silent meditation’. When we feel really strongly about our faith, we take several weeks and sit quietly, away from our computers, and ponder the meaning of what it is to be a pirate….
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Hehehe – I don’t know about you, but I doubt you’d get good odds, from the bookies, for me being the former :(. I really need an intelligent 17 (or 19) year old to show me how to think.
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The title of this thread should be…
Eleven year olds only… No growed ups allowed!
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nice try maxwell
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I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain.
Isn’t that the first Condiment?
This isn’t really a joke; more like a social commentary. I see this as a group of brave souls trying to defend our children from being brainwashed further by the establishment.
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Ramen Church! Ramen
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His Most Noodly Self must not be mocked.
May you see the power of His Most Holy Noodly Appendage. rAmen.
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Malaclypse the Younger would be ashamed of you all. If you’re going to make a statement either go the whole way, and completely screw with establishment, and exclude all these poor diluded unbelievers! A religion that allows blasphemy against its deity is either over-confident or a complete joke…
The only way to get respect is to start getting hardcore!
You should feel horrible! (or at least your tummys should be upset
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I believe the FSM made the universe because he wanted a bit of company.
You know someone to share a flagan of grog with in a warm place on a cold eternity.
He didn’t create it as an ego trip.
Do you really want to spend your leisure time with a bunch of sycophants?
You want healthy conversation, grog and if the conversation dies a bit – strippers.
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I have three problems with this asshole. 1) If this is not his religion why does he discriminate it.We did not force him to read this but he felt it was his ‘duty’ to call us retards for believing different. 2) The word retard is morally offensive. People cannot help how they are born just as they cannot help what they believe. 3) agreeing with saint john the blastphemist in the fact that catholics say that bread and wine is their lord and they eat it too and does this asshole go on christian websites giving them shit. For his own health i hope not. To conclude, FUCK THIS ASSHOLE AND HIS BULLSHIT COMMENT!!!
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Fez is right why do you have to say our religion i shit when your also saying the same thing about your religion every thing you sayed about us is true for you
ASSHOLE
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@everybody
I’m wondering if it’s really worth it to respond to people who have trouble making sentences (but please excuse my typos). Of course, it might also be worthless to respond to people who seem to have too much anger to deal with. We can’t help them and arguing with them is like the straw man thing. So where’s the fun?
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bill tomlinson Feb 4th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
@everybody
I’m wondering if it’s really worth it to respond to people who have trouble making sentences (but please excuse my typos). Of course, it might also be worthless to respond to people who seem to have too much anger to deal with. We can’t help them and arguing with them is like the straw man thing. So where’s the fun?
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Bill, no it’s not worth responding to them.
But if we didn’t, Thump would end up talking to himself again.
Which is worse?
That I just don’t know?
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everytime you eat spaghetti, you embrace our Lord and Maker by accepting his spiritual life force into your body.
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“its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT!”
this mail is great. like a soccerplayer who kicks the ball into the wrong goal…
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Wurst,
I ate your kid for dinner tonite!
No shit! Brat Wurst.
Now is that odd or what????
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Wurst. Nice try but not really nasty enough. Sorry :)
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@ Antawn
actually, I think Malaclypse the Younger would be too stoned out of his gourd to care. I know a few Discordians, and I even tried out Discordianism. now, I may be crazy, but I’m not crazy enough for those guys, they’re weird crazy, I’m just funny crazy.
All hail Eris
Ramen
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oooh sorry. Read your post wrong. RAmen and ooops. No one to play with. Makes us a bit jumpy.
Thumper, Thumper, where for art thou Thumper?
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Or even better TLM. He was funny.
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why is it things slow down whenever I get on?
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One-Eyed Jimothy Feb 8th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
why is it things slow down whenever I get on?
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Because, you haven’t asked Wench Nikkiee to join in.
Thats why!
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@ Lolli
ahhhh, so thats it is it?
where ever you are Wench Nikkiee, please join in. things are getting quite boring
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God hates homos! and hores!
Repent! Befor its too late!!!
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@ upside
if god hates them, then why are you still here? oh, and get a dictionary, it will improve your spelling greatly, and give you a bigger vocabulary too
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@ Up Side
What’s a ‘hore’. You mean horses? Why does God hate horses? There are a lot of good things to say about horses. Before cars and trains all we had in the US was horses. You saying we should have just walked? I know Jesus didn’t have a horse, but that’s not horses fault. Don’t blame it on horses.
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RRRRRRRRR!!!!
Whats worng wit you peolpe!!! I onley wans ta help yous!! find GOD! Befor to late! opppsss bannaa peels ta heel ya goo… see know??????
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@ up side
whats that about a banana?
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Yeah? Well, all of MY friends think that YOU’RE retarded! How do you like that!? I bet you don’t!
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I don’t see why everyone getting so upset with Nautilus. The REAL enemies are the heretics who defile the holy name of the FSM, sauce be unto Him, by falsely claiming He is made of linguini. The peace-loving true-believers of His holy pastaness will not rest until these heretics are slaughtered to the last man.
RAmen.
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Um… don’t Chirstians drink the blood of Christ? To me, that’s more creepy then eating spaghetti.
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@Doppelganger Z Chao
“Um… don’t Chirstians drink the blood of Christ?”
Just between you and I, they apparently ran out a few thousands years back, but don’t want anyone to know about that.
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Aye, I hear they use wine now as an excuse to get liquored up. And bread for the body – can you imagine? But you know what I’ve found bread and wine compliment VERY nicely? Spaghetti. And thus we come full circle.
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Honestly, we have all these comments that “I’ll eat your pasta god, so screw it” etc. when in fact, “I’ll eat your Jesus, so screw it”. Ha, get yourself out of THAT conundrum.
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@lolli popoff: thats really odd!
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if i were to chose the way i die i would like to sitting on a crouded bus and suddenly burst into flames
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Death, it will come to all of us.
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Personally I wan’t to go quietly in my sleep like my Grandfather.
And not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.
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@hungdaddy.
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Fool. Didst thou believe that changing threads would best me. For I am the Erinyes, righter of wrongs. Cower child, for thou art mightily vexing.
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My hair is pure snake today, do you like it? Gladys did it you know, she’s very good.
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@Privateer Feb 21st, 2007 at 12:15 pm “Death, it will come to all of us. Personally I wan’t to go quietly in my sleep like my Grandfather. And not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.”
Your own? Hahahahaha!
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i could ask you why man invented what you call ‘god’
thats just me
i dont get this….christianity is about peace and love, but look at the crusades
look at descrimination against gay people
it IS hypocritical, the way you judge everyone else
leave people be, its your beleifs, stick to em’
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@EnDominues
Pop a prozac (or whatever they are prescribing for ADD these days), and settle down a wee bit. Do you have a point you wish to make, or a discussion you wish to initiate?
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