How can a thing made by man be god? its fucking spagetti! people EAT IT! why would you let people EAT your god? Everyone I know thinks you are retarded, so congrats there :P
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is this a joke, or are you just retarded?
Published by Bobby Henderson December 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 370 Comments
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Dont christians eat christ (which is an aspect of god within the trinity) when they go to communion.. aren’t the exact words “The body of christ”?
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i am very pleased that you consider calling us retards, or remarking on our clinical retardation a good way to back up your beliefs
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@Batman
im not getting angry or anything
i wish to initiate that it its a little weird, but fine,
if people take the FSM seriously (i told this one guy about it and he was like XP)
but in truth noone should be discrimianting
someone could truly beleive jesus being the son of god is ludacrious
just like they think the FMS is ludacrious
i think everyone should stop insulting people and calling them crazy
everyone has beliefs
stick to them, and just cause you may not understand other beliefs dont go callin people crazy
im a jew, once a few years ago, this guy heard it and said straight to my face
“you killed jesus”
that kind of ignorance is what causes people to point fingers or insult other religions
but it all needs to stop
coexsitance is the most promising future
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EnDominues Mar 21st, 2007 at 3:50 pm
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Fine sentiments indeed! Do we sit on our arses when others seek to teach lies?
Do we fail to act when others seek to cause war?
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Do we do nothing? Wake up!
I have no interest in your jewishness! Why say it?
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Think for yourself. Don’t listen to us. Don’t listen to anyone! Make your own mind up.
You think we’re ignorant? I doubt that we are.
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think your own thoughts! Make your own decisions!
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@EnDominues
“everyone has beliefs”
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Nope, most here are intelligent, rational people who base their lives on something far better than ‘I believe’. A.k.a. ‘I assume something is so, without proper reason for doing so’.
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“dont go callin people crazy”
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Some beliefs are so wacko that I think the word crazy is fully justified. Sorry, apologies for that.
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“coexsitance is the most promising future”
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I disagree. I would say rational thinking is by far the best. That doesn’t go together very well with most beliefs, so I think getting rid of most beliefs would be the best thing for it. The big problem with beliefs is that they usually discourage critical thinking (deadly for beliefs). If anything has held us back and caused tons of other problems, it’s people being discouraged from using their brains to the utmost. And if believers dislike having their beliefs subjected to rational, critical reasoning and questioning? Well tough for them, let them stop crying and start using their brains instead.
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That should read ‘no apologies for that’
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If you believe in this shit your retarted as fuck.
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If you believe in this shit your retarted as fuck.
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Plus communion symbolize’s Jesus, It not saying he’s the bread and the wine. Plus you’ll are going to hell if you believe it so have fun down their i guess
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Well! Hi there Retards!
How very nice of you to post to use other Retards.
I think this is wonderful!
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I do believe in this shit, so I guess I’m as Retarded as Fuck.
Which is really cool! Because I’m a HUGE fan of Fucking,
I only Fuck my wife though, (pssst… just between you and me)
I think my wife is Retarded too!
She likes to Fuck me also.
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Is this a Retarded world or what?
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@ PP – Wahahaha! It is a retarded world, and I like it! :)
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@Retards
I think it’s retarded as fuck to not know how to spell “you’re”. I’ll explain. YOUR Jesus thinks YOU’RE retarded as fuck. If you don’t believe me look it up.
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I’ll explain I think your retarded as fuck. Peter Popoff your wife must be retarded to marry you when you believe in this bull shit. Jolly Roger you can suck my balls it dont matter what I spell cause you get what im saying right. Right or else you would’nt say the correction of my mistake.
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Retards… not being very Christian, now are you?
Forgiveness? Do unto others as you would have done unto you? Turn the other cheek? Love thy neighbor as thyself? Any of that ring a bell?
You, sir, are the exact reason why most of your religion is now so heavily scrutinized – you are a self-righteous, indignant, close-minded individual. Please note that I say none of this as an insult, and it is certainly not meant as one. It’s pure fact. I’m having trouble restraining my insults, but I’m doing so.
Funny, isn’t it? How I’m practicing the teachings of Jesus (who DID have some good ideas, Son of God or not) moreso than you, who seem (from your comments at least, I’m assuming here) to be Christian yourself? >_>
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Retards, thank you from the heart of my bottom. I have just returned from a month off the shetlands (UK for the geographically challenged) and had been reading the news and was thoroughly depressed with the human race. (some great quotes by a guy called marcus bridgestock on the “now show”, you can catch it on the bbc radio online comedy section – to the effect that he concludes the human race is just bollocks).
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i’d had a rough time recently, a death close to me, generally fed up and feeling lethargic (thanks for all the good will messages by the way) but thanks to “Retards” i have some energy again. thanks you for pointing out there are still close minded intellectual pygmies that would inflict their petty, bigoted, hate filled mania on the rest of us. You, sir, are truly a fine example of the kind of superstition driven rubbish that pervades our society. Bush and Blair would be proud of you. Your fear of the different, your hate of those that disagree, and your arrogance in foisting it on everyone else is an object lesson in why we need the FSM. Thank you.
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is that a joke, or do you think you’re Greek?
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u cant eat it because the FSM hasnt visited ur sory ass, ur thiking (if u can…) of spaghetii, not the FSM
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