Archive for December, 2006

Discovery Institute – Celebrating Christmas at the Church of the FSM

Casey Luskin of the Discovery Institute’s Evolution News & Views has posted an article on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s treatment of the Christmas holiday.
During the holiday season, many Americans take time to seriously and respectfully reflect on Judeo-Christian religious beliefs. Not so for one website, the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” [...]

The Wall of Separation

From Americans United:
Falwell’s Flub: Jerry-Rigged Policy Opens Door For Pagan Proselytizing In Virginia Public School
A group of Pagans in Albemarle County, Va., was recently given permission to advertise their multi-cultural holiday program to public school children – and they have the Rev. Jerry Falwell to thank for it.

Read the article HERE

A FSM Tribute Plushie

Greetings!
I just wanted to share a picture of the tribute I made of the beloved FSM.
Thank you,
Rebecca
 

His Noodlyness’ image appears in Baghdad

Hi, Bobby,
Would like you to know we’ve been spreading the word in the Green Zone. I drew an image on the dirty rear window of an armored Suburban in the U.S .embassy parking lot, and some fellow Pastafarian added an editorial smiley the next day.
Yarrrrr, me hearty,
Mike Billips, LT, USN

Get a bible and read it throughly

Get a bible…and read it throughly
Stop being stupid
God is our maker
leave that as it be, because it IS the truth
and to the comment above me, that was god hoping to help.
I feel for all of you who believe this idiotic belief.
and i hope you change sometime in your life so you can make it to [...]

fsm cake

Dear Bobby Henderson,
Please find attached photos of the FSM cake decoration I made out of icing sugar. The decoration has raisins as meatballs and dried dried fruit bits as eyes. As you can see in the second photo, it is being worshipped by penguins.
Regards
Beastly Rich

spreading the Word in Iraq

Oh, wise prophet,

I, James of the family Duck would like to enlighten you of the plight faced by the soldiers, civilians, Iraqis and pirates in his noodly appendages cradle of civilization.  Currently the United States Army provides a vast and diverse Chaplains Corp to fulfill the spiritual needs of its hard pressed soldiers.  However at [...]

Santa Vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster

A Holiday cartoon – I wish I knew who created this.
after centuries of battling Jesus for supremacy over
Christmas, Santa Claus has finally emerged victorious. more…
Enraged by Flying Spaghetti Monster’s growing popularity,
Santa decides to terminate this growing trend. After learning
of his nemesis’s presence on the North Pole, Santa plans his
attack that will determine once and for [...]

Holiday music

A friend and I even wrote some special holiday carols for a recent party. We all wore pirate eye patches. It would have warmed your heart (not the earth). I’ll attach a few samples of the sheet music so you can have a look. We’ve got more if you want them, and [...]

FSM Holliday Tree from Poland

Hello.

Because of my simple english, this letter will be short. :)
It’s My FSM Holliday Tree from Szczecin Poland.

Be strong for One True Monster !

Sebastian Palusiński

snow fsm

I was blessed with a vision this afternoon… we had an unprecendented
snowfall and outside my house appeared nature’s rendition of the
Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Forget the Virgin Mary cheese sandwich –
this was truly a religious experience. I have attached two photos:
one of my original sighting and one where the holy FSM opened his eyes
and [...]

holiday card

Phillip Schiefer and Erik Pollard sent me this FSM holiday card.  I like it.

more fsm art

Thanks to Jordan Fleitz for sending this to me. If you look closely, there’s a midget in the background.

Here’s what I want this year

In case you’re wondering…
Until we get the *real* pirate ship, I just want a little boat. Like this one:

A yacht like this runs about $35k. Considering the traffic this website gets, it should be no problem raising that much cash. Let’s try:
*Update* There is no longer a random [...]

Christmas Pirate

At our office Christmas party, we had the surprise to be visited by one very special character: the Christmas Pirate! This guy was in for some plunder, but in a strange way: he would ask someone if he or she would prefer a new gift from his lot or rather steal another one’s gift that [...]

religious discrimination

I am a very loyal follower to the FSM and a very peaceful pastafarian. However, something has made me quite upset lately. I was telling my classmates about Him and all of His wonderful doings while of course while wearing my eye patch and a pirates jacket. You know the basics. I was doing this [...]

fsm ornament

Sorry, his balls are kind of small, meat balls I mean!
-Tina Burton

excellent satire … unless

Excellent satire of the criticisms of religion and Intelligent Design … unless you guys actually think the creation of the FSM and its subsequent religion is a valid critique of religion and Intelligent Design in the form of satire or actual truth for [...]

Appearance in Laboratory

Holiday Greetings! A coworker and I were busy at work in our laboratory, when we sensed a presence. We looked up and saw Him! RAmen. He was missing only one, two actually, things to complete the visage. Those were procured later, thru piracey, of a tree in the lobby representing another [...]

nice mural

Dear Mr. Henderson–
I have a picture enclosed a picture of a large mural that myself and a fellow pastafarian put up on the ceiling of our school to help spread the good news. I also suggest that fellow Pastafarian Zach Heesche be agknowledged for his martyrdom to his great noodlyness. He was all but destroyed [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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