this is fucking retarded

Published November 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

This is fucking retarded, a flying piece of fucking spaghetti can not create the universe, considering spaghetti was made by man, and monsters from man’s imagination.

SO FUCK FSM

-fd



634 Responses to “this is fucking retarded”

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  1. Bitch says:

    srry
    cristions suck dick…. and i love spaggeti
    RAmen

  2. Tom Knox says:

    supernatural religions used to be the best and very logical way to describe the universe. But it isn’t any longer. Only morons are still religious

  3. fsml says:

    doi!!!

  4. America Atheist says:

    HOLY SHIT FOR BRAINS BATMAN, fd FIGURED IT OUT AND DOES NOT EVEN REALIZE IT!!

    “This is fucking retarded, a flying piece of fucking spaghetti can not create the universe, considering spaghetti was made by man, and monsters from man’s imagination.

    SO FUCK FSM

    -fd ”

    So who do you think created g-d????!!! MMMMMAAAAANNNNN did! TaDuh!

  5. the spaghetti carbon dude says:

    please forgive me in thinking this if i am wrong but a fucking man with a fucking beard can not go around creating universes like fucking watches.

    and thanks for saying fuck FSM i am sure you would take kindly to my saying fuck jesus

    yours kindly spaghetti carbon dude

  6. Earthbreaker says:

    I’m gonna go for a philosophical-referency-type dessert.

    Have you ever read Rene Descartes’ (the prophet of the ‘I think therefore I am’ phrase)meditations? In what has become known as Descartes’ Trademark Argument for the existence of God, he claims that the idea of God is far too perfect, infinite and eminent to have been created within the finite imperfect confines of his own brain, nor his parents or anything imperfect, so he therefore conclues that God himself must have implanted the idea of God in his mind at birth.

    It is just as easy to say that the image of God was created by someone religious who thought that their grandfather was so perfect, that God must be like a grandfather, to suggest that spaghetti came before the idae of the flying spaghetti monster. I believe it is very likely that the whole idea of spaghetti, while seeming like a creation of man, was designed to be created by man by the FSM itself, who just decided at one point “Hmm, perhaps I could create food in my own image! That would be a perfect worship idea!”, it makes as much sense as people creating little chocolate people…or jelly babies.

    More to the point, have you ever read any of these comments? This is for us really :)

    Praise his Noodly appendages!
    RAmen! *hums for a while*

  7. Saratoga Sam says:

    I’m beginning to get the idea, the devotion and sacrifice to the spaghetti god with noodle appendages. But as we grow in spiritual values, we must put our own slant on things on tenets. Isn’t that what the many churches of Jesus did? I propose an offshoot sect: The Divine Brotherhood of Macaroni! Easy to spell, easy to swallow and not so messy. Made from flour, just like the spaghetti noodles and it can be eaten with marinara, but perhaps that is another offshoot sect.

  8. Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA says:

    Saratoga Sam,
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    It is claimed the sect known as the disciples of the flying spaghetti monster have been re-formed.
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    The sotry goes that all the disciples were brutally slaughtered by the Hari Krishnas about 150 years ago but have been reformed as an internet group to work towards the establishment a pastafarian state or failing that a secular state in which pastafarianism could prosper or failing that make each other laugh.
    OK, so they’d probably mostly work on the gags thing if they had reformed which incidently they haven’t.
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    Supposedly they’ve formed as an internet group for protection from the Krishnas and will almost certainly never all come together in a single meeting. Which they can’t do because they don’t exist and live all over the world.
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    If they had reformed there would be around 20 of them which makes Jesus look a bit lame with his poxy 12 disciples. What a loser.

    RAmen.

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