this is fucking retarded

Published November 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

This is fucking retarded, a flying piece of fucking spaghetti can not create the universe, considering spaghetti was made by man, and monsters from man’s imagination.

SO FUCK FSM

-fd



634 Responses to “this is fucking retarded”

  1. Mad John Kidd says:

    Chris…

    Dude, care to back that up with peer-reviewed scientific journals?

  2. TRIX says:

    If you were to take the time and think about it, reality could be much like the episode of Star Trek: TNG, Parallels. For every event, there is an infinite number of outcomes, so there are universes where the soviet union won the cold war, and universes were you blinked twice instead of once just now. Therefore, there are an infinite number of universes where god created that universe, an infinite number of universes were the FSM created the universe, and the same goes for evolution, deism, last thursdayism, string theroy, and all other things out there. If fact there are universes out there were Pastafarianism has become the unifying force between all peoples on Earth, and world peace is achieved.
    PS: That would be awesome.

  3. nikkiee says:

    @fuck you all, bitches.

    Chris, now I can definately be a REAL bitch, but I doubt you’ve got the meat balls to stick around and find out. You know what they say “big mouth little……”
    RAmen

  4. nikkiee says:

    Mind you that’s understandable as you have probably already used up all the words you know, and repeating, well that’s just kinda lame.
    RAmen

  5. Mad John Kidd says:

    nikkiee…

    ROTFLMAO!!! You starchy wench, you!

  6. nikkiee says:

    Hi, Mad John. Make that tarty and starchy. I’ve still got a sour taste in my mouth after reading the article “Preach your children well”, in latest edition of New Scientist, this morning, after Davey posted a link for it.
    http://www.newscientist.com/channel/opinion/mg19225776.100-homeschooling-special-preach-your-children-well.html

  7. nikkiee says:

    By the way, Davey also provided a few related links as well. All on “I don’t want this to sound rude” thread

  8. nikkiee says:

    A taste:
    “Christians increasingly have an advantage in the educational enterprise,” he says. “This is evident in the success of Christian home-schooled children, as compared to their government-schooled friends who have spent their time constructing their own truths.”
    .
    Ohh……I’m feeling nauseous again!!!!
    RAmen

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