this is fucking retarded

Published November 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

This is fucking retarded, a flying piece of fucking spaghetti can not create the universe, considering spaghetti was made by man, and monsters from man’s imagination.

SO FUCK FSM

-fd



634 Responses to “this is fucking retarded”

  1. Tex says:

    He is real!

    You are a Blasphmer! Heretic! Infidel! Barbarian Pigdog!!!!

    Let us pray that this uncouth antipasta will be touched by the noodly apendage!

    Et noodles est pastus
    manacotti
    et spaghetti
    fettucchini

    ramen

  2. Mad John Kidd says:

    If your god is so omniscent and omnipotent, then how come he was not aware of the prescence of our noodley lord and master in the universe? Does this mean that you do not understand your god’s will like you believed?

    RAmen and pass the Parmesan

  3. Wakaru says:

    Heretic! Your cup shall draw fourth but foam from the great beer volcano and O.S.H.A. shall close your stripper factory for safety violations!

    RAmen

  4. Penne says:

    and cock roches.

  5. pastaman says:

    3 fucks…well, he tried…

  6. Rill Lazy says:

    If you can prove the Noodle guy to be false, then you basically just proved every other deity false as well.

  7. Ice Bitch... Freeze Mother Fucker says:

    You’re gonna burn in digestive hell.

  8. Chris says:

    Dude, that spaghetti floating thing sucks major donkey dick. Does he have mushrooms for brains? You people are the most idiotic and pathetic excuses for people I have ever met, and I’ve been to Korea. Seriously, fuck you all, bitches.

    Chris

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