just smaller and sort of scary.
His almighty noodliness would be very displeased if he saw that. He’d probably melt the rest of Antarctica in a heartbeat.
SURGEONS GENERALS WARNING:
The mistreatment of midgets will lead to eternal smiting and scurvy. Prolonged exposure may lead to serious smiting or death. May the FSM have mercy on your soul.
There will be earthquakes, floods, hurricanes and other catastrophe.
When these comes to pass, the non-believers will be sorry they ignored the words of the GoFSM. Mark the words, these things will happen!
Dear FSM, it puts a swordfish through me heart.
‘Tis like the very emblem of all that the FSM opposes. The sign of the AntiPasta Fascists.
Take a long, hard look, ye pirates, and forget ye never.
And LO, there cameth the day that some where foolish enough to cage HIS chosen people…
AND VERILY, HE WAS DISPLEASED
So unto Earth, HE sent the great meatball, to clear the land.
So unto Earth, HE turned the rivers to SAUCE, such that non-believers would partake of the truth or fail.
So unto Earth, HE released his people from their cage, and LO, the world was once again calm and noodley.
And much was the celebration
And much was the drunkeness
And, once more, HE was pleased.
In other news, is anyone else having trouble geting to the
“I don’t want to sound rude” page?
For some reason, my comp says there is an error :(
woops… were, not where
‘In other news, is anyone else having trouble geting to the
â€œI donâ€™t want to sound rudeâ€ page?’
Working okay for me, Jingles.
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