Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 – 900 AD. Google it knucklehead. Funny, yet it still does not address the problem of irreducible complexity. Too bad :( He missed the whole point.
-LeapofFaith
Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500-900AD
I just had a look at the Wiki
Seems to be a lot of contradiction and conversion about this ark GiG?
Which one is your chosen ark story?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah's_Ark#Narrative
Better still, just tell me your brand of bible and I’ll look up the comparisons for myself.
eye witness. Ah, but you’re forgetting god. They are all true at the same time. It’s only when a christian, muslim etc, whoever, observes the word of god that one of them becomes the ONLY true account. Jehovah’s uncertainty principal.
@Alchemist Jan 27th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
“Ah, but you’re forgetting god.”
Aye Alchemist…but which god? Can’t even toss a coin, for it only has two sides.
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I found this part of that Wiki particularly rather interesting:
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“…..literalist websites seem to agree that the Ark was approximately 450 feet (137 m) in length. This is considerably longer than the largest wooden vessels ever built in historical times: according to certain sources, the early 15th-century Chinese admiral Zheng He may have used junks 400 feet (122 m) long, but the schooner Wyoming, launched in 1909 and the largest documented wooden-hulled cargo ship ever built, measured only 329.5 feet (100 m) and needed iron cross-bracing to counter warping and a steam pump to handle a serious leak problem.[25] “The construction and use histories of these [late 19th-century wooden European] ships indicated that they were already pushing or had exceeded the practical limits for the size of wooden ships.”[26] Literalist scholars who accept these objections—not all do[27]—believe that Noah must have built the Ark using advanced post-19th century techniques such as space frame construction.[28]”
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Noah built the ark using “advanced post-19th century techniques such as space frame construction.” ??
Is this correct GiG?
What did all the animals eat when they left the ark. That one magic olive tree wouldn’t have lasted long for the herbivores. What did the carnivores eat when they disembarked….the herbivores?
“Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 – 900 AD” you might not be aware of this, but: our lord in his high and lordy-ness did not choose to put his godly (pasta) form on this earth untill 500 AD. this of cause was to test our faith, this is in much the same way that your god did, when he put dinasor fossles on the earth to test our faith. so please do not belittle our religion. nor our holy weat based confectionary.
It’s obvious a work of the surrepticious and noodly tentacles of the FSM. Proof that he exists and is everywhere doing his work!
The underlying point remains: there is proof of pasta, there is no proof of God. UH OH PROBLEMS!