i’m sure i won’t get a response to this for a while

Published November 7th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson
i’m sure i won’t get a response to this for a while, seeing as you are quite a busy man.
but honestly, where are your facts and such. i thought that this was certainly a mind game. i mean, wouldn’t you just be a hypocrite if it weren’t? i’m not criticizing you, i’d just honestly like to know.
if the fsm is really an idea just to show people how absolutely outlandish and insane they are, then i admire your work.
but if you truly believe a spaghetti monster is your god above all things, then i’m afraid i’d find you to be just as crazy as all the other people in this world living their life according to rules and standards that they have no real grasp of.
you’re either brilliant, or maybe just a complete ass.
again, i’m not criticizing you, i’m just very very intrigued by this whole thing.
thanks, and have a phenomenal day.

-sarah



156 Responses to “i’m sure i won’t get a response to this for a while”

  1. BB says:

    I’m not gonna rag on you Sarah, because people do believe some crazy sh*t, and the role-playing here can get overboard – we’re big fans of “the method”!
     
    Having said that, the satire should be obvious…

  2. newest addict says:

    i really hate it when people just dont get it.
    .
    and when you think about it, a flying spaghetti monster is just as possible as any other god.
    .
    it just so happens that some people did not grow up in open minded families and cant cope with the idea that someone believes in something they dont.
    .
    a pirates life for me!

  3. Davey Jones' Slacker says:

    Y’see – they start off “intrigued”, next thing y’know they’re sucking down the pasta’n'grog with the rest of us :-)

  4. i don't mean to hate or anything says:

    youguys are fun, and i appreciate you :)
    i only wanted to put one thing out there:
    you are = you’re

    this way your appeal letters will be amazingly fine and flowy
    lmuch ike FSM’s soulmate Angelhair.

    good luck, and God bless!

    :)

  5. Penne says:

    ooooo,Angelhair,pretty . Yummy too.

  6. Fr. Corpus Callosum says:

    Why do people think our religion is not real? I don’t understand.

  7. Pixel Pete says:

    Wow… someone who feels like calling us f*****g stoners WITHOUT sounding offensively christian, finally! But if you’re actually wondering “sarah”, the FSM is as real as god(no capital, eat that pope!), or allah, or what have you, just we’re smarter than normal religions… i think.
    FSM pwns

  8. Adam H says:

    It seems i was wrong some of the hate mailers have brains – howeva they seem 2 b the ones asking questions and making valid points – not swearing there heads off at us – y was this chicks email in the hatemail section? – a mistake bobby? or we runnin short on hatemail as every 1 converts 2 FSM?

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