if i were to shoot your wife

Published November 24th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson
flimsy moral standards? Lets see here.

If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?

-michael martin



697 Responses to “if i were to shoot your wife”

  1. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 13th, 2007 at 5:16 am
    “I thought that we had flimsy moral standards because two of the original “I’d really rather you didn’ts” got lost.”
    Not totally sure off hand Captain, but I believe Captain Mosey was stumbling drunk whilst carrying them down the hill, dropping two and breaking them.
    Kind of like in….was it “History of the World PT 1″ or one of the Python movies?

  2. Booty says:

    Totally off topic (well, I suppose it counts under flimsy moral standards!) but have you lot seen this…
    http://www.ohmibod.com
    :) I want one!

  3. Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA says:

    Nikkiee,

    Yeah I think its Mel Brooks:

    “I bring you these 15″ Crash Tinkle “Errm 10 Commandments”

    Something like that.

    Must dash, eldest has a swimming lesson and all good pirates should know how to swim.

    What we lack in morals we more than make up for by being practical.

  4. Sho-Shonojo says:

    I’m going to assume now that you are a Christian of some sort, in which case you wouldn’t be able to shoot my wife, you know, the whole “thou shalt not kill” thing. Alright.

  5. Ian says:

    If you really want to shoot my wife I’m sure his Noodliness would forgive you. I certainly would.

  6. Batman says:

    @Ian
    ha ha ha ha… funny, if somewhat disturbing. I hope you’re just being bitterly sarcastic.

  7. Wormboy says:

    I hope somebody notified the FBI about this guy.

  8. cialis says:

    cialis cheap…

    extemporisation’s despoiler…

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