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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant

Published November 30th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

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The Hunger Artists Theatre Company in Fullerton, California, is putting on the first ever Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant this year, December 1 – 17, 2006.

An original comedy, just in time for Christmas, that celebrates the twisted and hilarious history of the new religious phenomenon, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

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More details are available at the Hunger Artists website here. You can reserve your tickets online.

The trailer:

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71 Responses to “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant”

  1. Wench Nikkiee says:

    iLOVEpasta! Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    ‘I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.’
    The beer and the stripers, as well as the strippers are just the most popular selling points with most people. Pastafarian Heaven is just cool all round.
    RAmen

  2. Jingles says:

    Psst! Take her advice! She’s been there!

  3. Archbishop Tagliatelle says:

    Dear Mr Henderson,

    I fear a theological schism in this great church. Currently, most known human representations, including your heinous misrepresentation, of the Flying Spaghetti Monster depict two meatballs in the jowls of His Holy Spaghettiness (Pasta-al Akbar!), suggesting a Bolognaise type sauce.

    This amounts to false idolatry. We, the true believers, only accept the true word of Pasta, namely that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) is in fact coated with carbonara sauce, and not this preposterous meatball sauce that you depict.

    I must therefore command in the name of our Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) that you DECEASE! STOP THIS BLASPHEMY! END THE MEATBALL HEGEMONY!

    THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! THE TRUE CARBONARA (Pasta-al Akbar!) WILL WAIT IN JUDGMENT FOR YOU ALL! CONFESS TO YOUR SINS AND CORRECT YOUR SAUCE, OR FACE THE WRATH OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

    Yours sincerely

    Archbishop Tagliatelle
    The Church of Carbonara’s Witnesses

  4. Deckhand 014 says:

    To Archbishop Tagliatelle:
    “I fear a theological schism in this great church”
    Ye know ye can go to most clinics and have that lanced, don’t ye?

  5. One Eyed Jack says:

    Archbishop,
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    Take your heretical views and be gone!
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    I see through you like, like, like something that’s really clear and stuff. You can take your false beliefs and go rot with those fetuccini alfredo loving ninjas at the Reformed CoFSM! We have no need of your type here!
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    The CoFSM, like any good religion, is only for serious, devout, and blind followers!
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    Good day! I said good day!
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    OEJ, Ship’s Navigator

  6. Sporktacus says:

    So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?

  7. Jimbo Jones says:

    oh oooooooooo i jackud ofz inz
    muh eyz me amz reutrted durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    FSM douz notz eckisk

    i know i surved wish him izn Nam

  8. Jingles says:

    “So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?”
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    Sounds good to me!

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