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FSM Holiday Greeting Cards

Published November 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

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Is there any interest in FSM Holiday cards?

* Update *

Ok, I’m going to have cards made. They’re not going to be holiday-specific, though. I think the front will be the “Touched by His Noodly Appendage” creation painting, and the back will be the Pirate Fish. These will be 5″x7″, printed on 120# card stock, folded, with the inside blank (for Holiday greetings or propaganda, drawings of midgets, or whatever.)
Here’s what I’m thinking:

Front: card_front.jpg Back: card_back.jpg
Unless there’s a huge demand, the first printing will be ~ 2k cards, which is going to price them at around $1 each, including an envelope. Reasonable?

* Update 2 *

The cards are being printed. Buy them here.



69 Responses to “FSM Holiday Greeting Cards”

  1. The Gooeld says:

    He seems to have not seen/cared…like he’s busy or something…staring at transexual pornography in college libraries, I bet!

  2. hexhunter says:

    What are yoy saying about his noodliness??!!??!!

  3. Arp says:

    “You’ve gotta have smiting,if there’s no smiting our God will be seen as the little pussy God by all the other Gods, and they’ll all say ‘there’s the FSM,the little pussy God who won’t smite anybody even if you take his lunch-money or pull on his noodles,or kick him in the meatballs.’ And we can’t have that now can we?”

    Penne, you’ve got it all wrong! The other gods (if they exist) wouldn’t look upon Him as a weakling, they would look at Him as He is: A kind, patient, commpasionate god, who doesn’t care if you belive in Him, and who would certainly not smite you for it. He knows that He exists.

  4. Penne says:

    Uh-hun,and then they’d smite him square in the meatballs and steal his lunchmoney.

  5. Penne says:

    And yank his noodle.-The divine can be so cruel.

  6. nikkiee says:

    henderob
    I wouldn’t be in a hurry, but will you be shipping to Australia?……and roughly how long would shipping time be. I’m looking at getting some of the cards for the New Year rather than xmas.
    RAmen

  7. henderob says:

    I’ll ship wherever. I really don’t know how long the shipping time would be. USPS says ~ a week, but I sort of doubt that.

  8. nikkiee says:

    Cool. There is heaps of time. I’ll do up a list, as there are some other stuff I want to. Thanks
    RAmen

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