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FSM Holiday Greeting Cards

Published November 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

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Is there any interest in FSM Holiday cards?

* Update *

Ok, I’m going to have cards made. They’re not going to be holiday-specific, though. I think the front will be the “Touched by His Noodly Appendage” creation painting, and the back will be the Pirate Fish. These will be 5″x7″, printed on 120# card stock, folded, with the inside blank (for Holiday greetings or propaganda, drawings of midgets, or whatever.)
Here’s what I’m thinking:

Front: card_front.jpg Back: card_back.jpg
Unless there’s a huge demand, the first printing will be ~ 2k cards, which is going to price them at around $1 each, including an envelope. Reasonable?

* Update 2 *

The cards are being printed. Buy them here.



72 Responses to “FSM Holiday Greeting Cards”

  1. Penne says:

    There, hows that then?

  2. Anna says:

    Awesome, but it does need to have a little more added to it. I like the idea of pop out appendages, mabye a pop out mountain, tree, and midgit?

  3. J says:

    *******Hey, hey, hey!*********
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    *Sure* we can celebrate Christmas!
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    Why? Because, St Nicolas – good ol’ Father Christmas – is:
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    ….THE PATRON SAINT OF PIRATES!
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    That’s what I was always taught, anyway.
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    And, if you’re after proof, here it is:
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    [http:] [//www] .stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=45
    (minus the square brackets and spaces – moderation paranoia)
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    Okay, so it’s not the world’s most exclusive list, but pirates are on it!
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    Happy Christmas/Holiday, Pirates!
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    RAmen

  4. J says:

    PS – Love the card.
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    Reckon I’m tempted to stick the Michelangelo *original pre-Christian tampering* masterpiece of the FSM with the (muscular) midgit to a card, meself, though. Especially if I can get a Santa hat/tinsel/baubles on the FSM…

  5. J says:

    I never really got how fat ol’ Santa could squeeze down a chimney. But a noodly appendage…

  6. Nowtheworldhasmeaning says:

    “He should be smitting someone.”
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    It’s all about the smiting with you Penne!

  7. Nowtheworldhasmeaning says:

    When people ask us “do you have any problems with fundamentalism with in the FSM religion?”
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    We have to honestly answer, “Yes we definitely have A fundie within our ranks”

  8. Davey Jones' Slacker says:

    Better make that two…

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